“You’re laughing? The Dow is over 50,000 dollars and you’re laughing?”

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

Cc @tess.bzky.team

If I race to the bottom, and you don't race to the bottom, who's going to reach the bottom first?

A wind came. It blew across the land.

Slop purveyor: my machine lets me produce 6,000 gallons of hot dogshit per day. How do you think you can possibly compete with that? Literally any creative person: by not producing 6,000 gallons a day of hot dogshit, mostly

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Snooki larval stage

“You lost the election, so you have to accept fascism” is a crazy take.

Dawson’s creep

Sum 1488

Good Charlottesville

dashcam confessional?

Death Camp for Cutie

The All American Reject

Modest Maus

Let’s make it viral folks. Thank you @histoftech.bsky.social.

I cannot stand the "this is a good start" discourse. The Democrats in Congress do not want to abolish ICE. They have proposed a series of bog-standard reforms regurgitated by a think tank. Everyone knows they do not work. The Democrats supporting this do not care. They just want to move on.

Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

Charles Manson.

and coming up next at the national prayer breakfast we have this golden calf that we’re all worshiping now, lets get those hands in the air for the golden calf everybody

please do not wish harm on anyone in an arbitrary and capricious fashion. threats should only be made in extraordinary circumstances

Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.

"what if we made voting against us a really cool and easy act of defiance"

Open letter from students from various central Indiana high schools explaining why they are organizing walkouts in protest of ICE. Hard not to get emotional in response to the moral clarity on display.

love to sleep in my big bed and nuzzi up to my wife

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

SovCit As A Service

I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

"The Shart of the Deal." 🤣

Mama, we all go to hell Mama, we all go to hell Loot boxes were invented by Epstein’s clientele Mama, we all go to hell

So embarrassing when you lock eyes with a dog and they look away first

Wow -- incredible!!!

Frog and Toad went outside. “We can try to climb this mountain,” said Frog. “That should tell us if we are brave.” Frog went leaping over rocks, and Toad came puffing up behind him.

It’s doesn’t feel like it right now, but the people are winning and the regime is freaking out.

there's this new dynamic where the DOJ cannot win in court and is (relatedly) incapable of meeting the minimum threshold of professional legal conduct, and so an increasing percentage of its actions are purely for intimidation and content

No Kings has been absolutely essential to building up the numbers and resources for our ICE watch and is posed to become a direct recruitment platform

the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.

two distillers from opposing scotchmakers have a gay romance, call that peated rivalry

Stephen Miller in the corner of the of the stage spamming fireball and whining that teleport characters should be deported

The devil is in the details of these ICE applications. In order to get their bonus they have to arrest a certain number per day. These people they grabbing they do not care it’s the quota. That’s some sick shit

I’m saying as much for myself as for everyone here….. things are so tumultuous, terrible right now BECAUSE the Admin is scared. The response to ICE was supposed to be shock & awe, but ppl are saying NO, he’s worried about the midterms and GOP officials are bailing.We need to keep resisting.

~ chasing a beautiful supercell thunderstorm across south-central Nebraska on July 1st of 2024 ~

when im in a horrific pr team competition and my opponent is Sydney Sweeney

I am reminded of a comedian who told a joke about how ridiculous American perception of jihad and Muslims was. How we thought Muslims just walked around declaring jihad on everything. That's what his tariffs feel like. Break a nail? TARIFF! Big Mac is cold? TARIFF! Missed the green? TARIFF!

we do, in fact, owe each other things. one of those things is accountability for the results of our actions.

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...