Raffi you have to stop. Your smoke too tough, your swag too different, your beluga too baby. They'll kill you

Oh, I wonder why Raffi is tre… oooohh nooooo

the fuck it will

Reminded of the clip in the Lil Wayne documentary where he said if he’s on a guy’s tour bus and they play him a song he’s going to stomp his feet and nod his head to respect the situation.

I hope people feel embarassed for voting for this. I hope they feel as though they have to hide their politics from the world for the rest of their lives.

Jared Polis should resign today and never return to politics.

Spurs v. Thunder is going to be 7 games of the Texas vs. USC Rose Bowl

He's trying to get excommunicated

To be honest, I still don't know if I really believe that Texas voters would elect a Democrat Senator, but this is the 3000th example of Trump screwing over the people who prop him up. We're watching the prisoner's dilemma play out in real time.

Me to Murkowski

Hahahahahahahaha

"I'll agree to disagree with you" is still the most condescending thing you can say to another person.

Two thoughts: 1. You can't let this guy play, if this is what he's admitting to, you know the reality is worse. 2. This is the natural outcome of a society whose economy seems more and more to be built on gambling.

This is outright theft. Trump is stealing $1.7 BILLION of your money to set up a totally unprecedented, first-in-American-history political slush fund that he can use to dole out cash to win loyalty and favors for him and his family.

I kinda love that my Bluesky feed consists entirely of people having serious conversations about politics interspersed with "HOLY SHIT WEMBY!!!" It's the best

This is getting disturbingly close to the plot of Captain America: Civil War

Blanche could’ve just said, without even fully accepting the premise here, that if you’re a known child abuser you can’t have this money. The fact that he won’t say that is horrifying

*Narrator's voice* "He backed off that threat almost immediately"

We don't talk enough about how racism makes you stupid.

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

The fact that the Harris campaign made their direct pitch of "these fuckers want to destroy our democracy, don't let them," Trump barely denied it, and it still flat out did not work has done a lot of hidden damage to the Democratic party and, more broadly, the American psyche

I would ignite wildfire under the arena like Cersei at the Great Sept of Baelor

Dude is not taking getting bullied on Bluesky well at all

In an unusual flight path, jet flies into World Trade Center.

I am a special education teacher who has to go through a very regimented process to order classroom supplies because of limited resources. But apparently our government has enough money to just throw money at the people who tried to overthrow it.

remember when they screeched that cancelling student loan debt was unfair and unconstitutional

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

Invert a band Florence - The Machine

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.

You can't lose by 30 points in game 7 at home and expect to be taken seriously.

Hang it in the Louvre

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Dirk Nowitzki looks like he hasn't aged a day in the past decade.

These Uber Eats ads are baaaaaaadddddd....

Two shot clock violations in the same playoff game is the most James Harden thing I've ever seen

Trump's plan for America

Are the White Sox... a good baseball team?

Mission Accomplished

SAFE!!!!

Our bullpen stinks out loud

I spoke way too soon.

TRISTAN PETERS!?

I kinda love that baseball is thrilling again

Democrats should really be tying Republicans to AI right now.