Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Your cards when you keep a two-land hand, then proceed to not draw lands:

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C'est moi

It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...

Transphobia is a lot of things. One - ONE OF A NUMBER - is a jangling set of keys, desperately shaken at the most hateful people, to keep them from paying attention to boring ol' climate change.

Seven years ago

A friend recently texted me the same thing. “Do you really not use ChatGPT?!” It was a sign of where we are culturally on this. People are compelled to use it but also starting to question the normalcy?

Secret Lair #MTG

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

I am describing my politics as “arachno-communism” from now on

I was very surprised when I first read wealth of nations and realized the Chamber of Commerce people had lied to me and that he was actually not a moron.

That’s right, ad for Fortnite

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

That’s right! Thanks, Fox News! www.foxnews.com/politics/squ...

Public Statement from the Chief of PR for Antifa™️: We at ANTIFA have reviewed all evidence, eye-witness accounts and legal documents pertaining to the United States' Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency. It is our determination that we must designate "ICE" as an illegal terrorist operation.

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

it's not FOR us

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

whilst those without are considered feckless losers who made their bed out of stupidity and laziness, combined with a Machiavellian desire to play the system. These ‘winners’ in life lack empathy, fail to understand their privilege and would do well to reflect: ‘there but for the grace of god go I.’

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

The Odyssey is one of the world’s most inspiring and enduring stories of a man voyaging for years powered solely by the indomitable spirit of human will and a deep suspicion that his wife is getting railed by those guys in town

I do not understand why they cannot get the headlines right. Just follow the gop playbook! “Repubs control it all! The shutdown is on them!” As nauseum. Don’t lead with the nuance.

AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations”

PSA

THE MEME IS REAL

Fight against the cold icy grip of irrelevance by playing Magic: The Gathering with characters from The Office

A political party that was serious about defeating fascism, strengthening real democracy, pursuing justice and promoting the common welfare could do a whole host of effective things before sending us each 7000 texts a day asking for more money. But that’s what they think their job is!

The next X years are going to be so tedious and dumb and painful.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

“Fascism” isn’t a slur for politics we don’t like. It’s a precise word with precise meaning. And in the face of what’s happening right now in America, it’s the most honest one we have. I’ll lay it out as plainly as I can. 🧵

It's kinda crazy that by the time the Roman Empire fell, only one emperor had fucked up the naming scheme of the whole back third of the calendar by inserting himself and his uncle into the middle of the year. You'd really think Calig-tober or Ner-tember at the least would've been forced on us too.

"Alright baby, just remember. If I get too rough, just use the safe word." The Safe Word:

*A Centrist restaurant consultant walks into a pizza parlor* "I can't understand why you're not doing more to get people who hate pizza to come in here to complain about your menu"

that endless feeling (for too long now)

True

For years, I've tried to tell y'all what cops know, and what criminal justice reformers know, about how murders really get solved. Look at how massive the manhunt for both Luigi Mangioni and Tyler Robinson were. Then look at how they were actually caught. 🤷🏿‍♂️ Two phone calls.

Just going to remind you that if the police or any other law enforcement show up you should ABSOLUTELY say I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT i.e., then say nothing else except repeatedly demanding a lawyer.

Also useful to share, aside from the Pot Brothers short: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWEp...

Do not assume that everything they set out to do is inevitable. They have been successfully fought on multiple fronts, from courtroom wins that have actually stuck to city and state governments that haven't backed down, to activists in the streets organizing against their violence.

“The law of evolution is that the strongest survives!" 'Yes, and the strongest, in the existence of any social species, are those who are most social. In human terms, most ethical... There is no strength to be gained from hurting one another. Only weakness." ― Ursula K. Le Guin