The SpaceX IPO and the flurry of rules-changes around it should really be a bigger scandal. It's not only one of the biggest swindles in human history, it's proof of nearly universal corruption. We are simply ruled by thieves and gangsters.

The fact that Team Trump is cooking its own Iran war intel and data to make it seem nicer for President Trump before it gets briefed to him — and the fact that they’re doing so primarily b/c that’s basically what Trump *wants* them to do — is a massive scandal that…. In this era of corruption and…

I say this as a huge Thom Yorke, Flea, and Marvin Gaye fan: this is the worst thing I've ever heard. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6t3...

For far too long, this country has been governed by people who were either unable or simply unwilling to post brief videos of themselves being bitten multiple times by snakes that they had just picked up for some reason,

WIRED got a copy of a New York Intelligence and Counterterrorism Bureau report that has a curious term for opposition to AI development and data centers: "anti-tech violent extremist activity." Great reporting here on how law enforcement is tracking big tech opponents www.wired.com/story/us-law...

Iranian military spokesperson Ebrahim Al-Figar shared an AI-generated image depicting Trump bowing before Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei with the caption “The end.”

You may remember Republicans absolutely losing their mind when Obama released $1.7 billion in frozen Iranian assets.

Congratulations on your wedding Don Jr. Sorry for distracting your Dad with this important work.

6 months from now: "Stock market hits all time highs as Trump claims peace deal imminent. Unemployment crossed 8% as $12/gallon fuel prices cripple economy."

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

No matter how many smart people are in a crowd, the crowd as a whole will be dumb

Mitch McConnell saved Trump from impeachment conviction. Mitch McConnell can go fuck himself.

This is like "Cat's In the Cradle" except the father has no regrets about ignoring his son, who remains pathetically desperate for the father's attention until his dying day

"They leaked his tax returns, they tried to destroy him." If revealing your official tax returns -- something every single president and VP for forty years before Trump did voluntarily -- could possibly "destroy" you, that is the scandal.

If all the nobles could just get out of their exposed positions in the countryside—where all sorts of trouble can ensue—and live near and attend and party with the sun king on the well-guarded premises of Versailles, I think it’s a great investment for the French people.

The podcast bros said they were supporting Trump for two reasons: He wouldn’t start any wars, and he’d release the Epstein files. Massie lost tonight for two reasons: (a) forcing the release of the Epstein files, and (b) trying to restrain Trump’s war in Iran.

If I were the opposition party I'd be saying anyone involved in creating this corrupt scheme will be prosecuted but also anyone accepting payments from it will at minimum be required to pay back the full sum with interest

This is extraordinarily bad polling across the board, and if it were a Democrat getting such miserable marks, the political media would be talking about a failed presidency. But it’s Trump. So instead, they’re delicately tiptoeing around dozens of utterly unprecedented abuses of office.

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

sorry, man, if a politician talks to you like this in your role as a journalist, and you do nothing but sit and grin at it in response, what, exactly, do you think the public should think of you. why should anyone else care what trump says about you when you don’t appear to be bothered by it

Michael, Jermaine, Jackie, Tito, Marlon, Randy

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

General Tso is an example of someone who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

I know we keep saying it over and over again but Trump is an explicitly unique individual in American history because the media by and large abjectly refuses to cover him the way they would any other human being who has ever lived. Any other human being and this would be a gross outburst.

My friend who used to say the final stage of corporate greed was demanding to be loved is never, ever proved wrong.

When I was an AUSA, I literally put people in jail for counterfeiting for less than this image that Trump just posted on Truth Social.

its very funny to say “i was the hunted now im the hunter” at a mid-day meeting where you fell asleep at your desk

Mother's Day can be bittersweet for those whose mothers suddenly fell down a high flight of stairs after her past allegations of rape surfaced while her ex-husband was facing a new rape trial. May those moms rest in peace on their ex-husbands' golf courses. by Ivanka, Eric, & Donald Trump, Jr.

the most anti free speech administration in this country’s history

Donald Trump is real renaissance man. It’s impressive that he can find the time to scam 600,000 people out of their $100 deposits for a Trump phone while actively losing a war with Iran and protecting a sex trafficking ring. Any one of those would be a full time jobs for most people.

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

if you show up at the trump white house on their request because your child was killed in action, you know he's going to make a mockery of it, he's made a mockery of it countless times over the last several years, and your attendance is an endorsement of and complicity in that mockery

and that same media pack - including abc - will just nod and go along with dear leader anyway. because the mainstream media is a corrupt moneygrubbing horde of monsters.

First of all, lol. Second of all, and most importantly, lmao.

“The steep cuts to the program's inspectors baffled CDC officials since the small team's staff is not paid for by taxpayer dollars. Fees from cruise ships companies pay for the program, which is supposed to inspect large vessels at least twice a year.”

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

The Bible is very clear that we should make and worship golden idols, I support this

An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.

He only listens to other dictators

"Trump’s abrupt reversal on his plan to help ships go through the Strait of Hormuz came after Saudi Arabia suspended the U.S. military’s ability to use its bases and airspace to carry out the operation, according to two U.S. officials."

Nolan is being so disrespectful to Homer who obviously cared a lot about historical accuracy and had many peer reviewed works. Most people don’t know but the Iliad was his dissertation and he wrote the Odyssey to get tenure.

Conservatives: The epidemic of male loneliness is a scourge and we need to have compassion for all the incels worshipping Nick Fuentes. Also Conservatives: Men who have male friends are gay.

Dershowitz added, "I would know because I'm a 10."

Iran needs to know, last week Trump messed around and got a triple double.

That only happened after you attacked them.

Brilliant surgeon announces success of complex and lengthy operation to remove object he shoved up his own ass

James Murdoch is a max Democratic donor who endorsed Biden and Harris. If you're mad about him for political reasons, there's no billionaire you'll tolerate on your side.

Seeing a lot of folks saying that if they were Biden in 2021 with 51% of the House and 50% of the Senate, they simply would have packed the Supreme Court even though FDR could not do it in 1937 with 77% of the House and 78% of the Senate.