You can’t make situations turn around. Pray, believe, do what you can. Then leave it in your dick’s hands. Proverbs says, “Those who trust in their dicks will be happy.” When things aren’t changing, the only way you’re going to be happy is by trusting that your dick is working.

Major news! A state court in Kansas has just blocked the states gender affirming care ban! Nobody is at our desk right now so we can’t draft up a story but you all deserve to know this incredible news. assets.aclu.org/live/uploads...

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Had the sudden revelation yesterday that since Star Fox are anthropomorphic animal mercenaries, that means they are furries who take commissions.

I will not judge someone for writing a story about fucking Mothman. I will heavily judge someone for using AI to write a story about fucking Mothman.

Florida When It Gets Cold

ok but i'm gonna complain about it the whole time

“All these hunky, muscular clergymen, who are just absolutely drenched in Holy Water and showing everything through those thin cassocks, prove that God is calling us and opening our hearts,” said 93-year-old Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone

Reader, I googlied him

Welp.

Exactly one year ago today:

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

Cool S-uicune

there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

Every time I see a post like this it makes me wonder what sort of major news event slipped past my radar. Anyway-- Mashed Potato Flakes taste much better than real mashed potatoes. No lumps, no skin- and it's a huge time save? The flakes are just an all-around superior product.

About 1.4 sq mi of golf out of 20.5 sq mi total, so roughly 1 in every 15 square miles is just golf. Nature is amazing

Your dick is the chain breaker. It came to take off of you what the enemy put on you, to loosen the chains, to break the bondages, so you can reach the fullness of your destiny.

Most common answer from respondents when asked what state they are in

Untranslated headlines in German are much clearer than New York Times headlines in English

This is incredibly helpful, because so many people (myself included) have no idea how the finesse of Judicial Procedure works. The absolute worst thing we could do is to give up in advance.

It's Trans Day of Visibility and I wrote about how visibility without protection is a trap, and it often seems like the loudest calls for us to be visible are coming from those who have done nothing to protect us. www.coyotemedia.org/im-supposed-...

An obscure functionality of Donkey Kong Country Returns is that if Donkey Kong spends 3 full attack cycles of a boss not damaging it, Professor Chops will pop up telling him what to do, e.g. "BOP NOW!" In the Mole Miner Max battle, the tip is particularly condescending, being simply "TRY HARDER".

This image will never not make me laugh, no matter how bleak shit becomes. (And yes, I am a beacon of Purity and Morality, thank you for noticing.)

whenever folks talk about harry potter and separating artist from art they always have this indignant 'OH SO IM A BAD FOR BUYING THESE BOOKS?' but thats not the real issue. the reality is that many will BELIEVE you are bad, and that is VALID. its not your choice what others think of you

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

When I say I love the art of non-artists, they look at me like "you mean you think it's FUNNY." and I'm not denying that a lot of it IS funny but I genuinely love to see the decisions that people make who are not part of the art world, who don't have all our hang-ups. It leads to unique choices!!

On Pokopia’s launch day I lucked into riding this particular subway line in Tokyo

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

If trans people want/need to leave, that is worthy. It’s also worthy to stay and fight, or to need to stay and still need rights. Queer folks in red states need and deserve our support at least as much as the work being done from “safer” states

the problem is bigotry, but the tool they're using to spread it is *the concept of pornography*. as long as we accept the idea that "pornography" is 1. meaningfully distinct from other forms of art, and 2. inherently bad or shameful it will continue to be a weapon conservatives can use against us!

“Great Man” theories of history may have been wrong but “That F*ing Guy” theory looks increasingly plausible.

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”

based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens

So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

The randomized sounds are the best thing in the world I love it so much #zelda #zootr

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In difficult times, more than ever, you need to have a battle cry of faith. Create a sound of victory. “Yes, this problem is big, but I know my dick is bigger.”

Everyone has a part to play. Even—especially—the person who moderates the subreddit for videos of people patting their cat on the butt really rapidly.

I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength

I know my diet probably isn’t super ideal because I’ll go grocery shopping the day before a giant winter storm and NOTHING I need is out of stock

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

completely unironically, this is how we'll know

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂