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I definitely watched a different movie than everyone else because I did not love “One Battle After Another.” It was fine, but I certainly didn’t find it laugh-out-loud funny like the rest of the people in the theater 😬

I’m gonna take myself out to see A Thousand Battles Everywhere All At Once (or whatever it’s called) this afternoon

Do I brave the cold and rain this weekend to try to find mine & Tommy’s old secret chanterelle honeypot…?

It’s so funny to me that Aziz Ansari disappeared for a while because of controversy… and then the next time I hear about him it’s because he performed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival?? LOLOLOL smooth move, dude.

In honor of the new 4K releases, I ranked every Nightmare on Elm Street movie for Vulture.

Do you wanna see the best Halloween costume I ever made? I fear I’ll never be able to out-do myself:

I desperately need to try Pamela Anderson’s pickles, but like… $38 a jar is just a bit steep for my wallet 😩

I accidentally bought full-size paper towels instead of choose-a-size paper towels, and I’m being very brave about it.

Just remembered that I have a reservation at Din Tai Fung on Monday and got all excited

Reminder that Kelly Rowland’s “Dirty Laundry” is criminally underrated open.spotify.com/track/5ChwSS...

It blows me away that men can literally aim their pee wherever they want… and they still manage to miss the toilet on a regular basis 🤦🏻‍♂️

Ohhhhhh #dragula is back 👀

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

wearing these 4 records out currently. whatcha y’all listening to?

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Not even 10 minutes into the #RHOP premiere and Stacey is giving f u l l “and still I rise” Stacey and it’s absolutely incredible to watch.

It was way too difficult to find a goddamned mailbox in this town today. For some reason my apartment just doesn’t have an outgoing box?? And the mail person doesn’t take anything I leave in my box…? So off I went to find a big blue box. The first two I found were sealed shut 😑

imo enough people have gone to the top of Mount Everest. we do not need any more people to summit Everest. we know what's up there now. you can all stop doing this shit

You thought those Etsy witches were effective? Here comes Portland chaos magick

LOL look at this hippie gym leader in #PokemonUnbound 😅 I’m thoroughly enjoying this game so far, though! Who else has played?

That royal kingdom ad with Lisa Kudrow and Courtney Cox feels like they’re being held hostage

You’re telling me this bish evolves into Jynx?? 😅 OK we stan.

I wish people would stop trying to get me to give a shit about Sean Penn. He’s an abusive POS who tied up Madonna, so like… no thank you!

If you’d told me 15 years ago that I’d be playing the PS1 game “Final Fantasy VII” through an emulator on my Apple TV, using a PS5 controller (and earning online achievements while doing it) I would have said “WTF are you talking about”

I have a confession to make… … i liked Scrappy Doo when i was a kid (I’ll see myself out)

I don’t know if it’s true or not, but my friend Wellbutrin just told me that if I clean the kitchen and wash the dishes right after dinner, I won’t have to do it tomorrow and I’ll also feel better about myself. Seems a little crazy but we’re about to test this theory!

What if mariah and j.lo just randomly dropped a mega duet and then were like ‘jk, we love each other!’

If you know the keyboard shortcuts for em and en dashes, you should allowed to use them without being accused of being AI

I need this new version of iOS to stop pausing Spotify every time I open an app that *might* have audio or video

If you make a reel, a live, a post, etc. and then send it directly to me to make sure i see it… i am absolutely not looking at it.

At least The Onion has killing it lately

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Welp this week’s #DWTS is very very good

Spell your name with horror movie titles M - M3gan A - A Quiet Place T - Thirteen Ghosts T - Troll 2 H - Halloween: H20 E - Evil Dead W - Woman of the Hour

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Some dude on Below Deck Med just referred to a hot woman as a “visual dildo.”

It looks like Facebook is testing an interface that hides the comments section, and to that I say THANK GOD

nicki minaj really needs to spend less time beefing with other women wtf

there should be a way to workout that doesn’t involve getting up

Unfortunately I have lost interest in the internet.

Really feeling for Lola Young -- I hope she takes all the time she needs! www.billboard.com/music/music-...

LOL my Wordle win % is kinda bad. But it's because I don't take it seriously enough to worry about the number of guesses... as you can see from my "guess distribution" 😅

bragging about how much gold you’re putting in the oval office while all the economic lights on the dashboard are starting to flash red and the government is about to shut down is some shit that would make the marie antoinette caricature wince

Today I learned that Canadians apparently eat more Kraft Mac & Cheese per capita than Americans?? www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/arc...

Once again, regarding the wizard book lady:

been really into antidisestablishmentarianmism lately

OK, on second listen, the new Mariah was much better! Zara Larsson’s album is great too, plus there’s a new Purity Ring album to check out, oh and Doja’s ‘80s vibes on her new album are great, and and and and and — it’s too much! We’re too well-fed right now!

I also watched “Weapons” tonight! So glad it lived up to the hype. boxd.it/bcoHZv