You’re all making a big deal out of this, but an elderly man in cognitive decline lives there, and needs this for orientation

oh my god they actually did it lmao

“Our Back to Starbucks strategy was initially a ruse for closing unionized stores, but a truly efficient company has no employees at all,” said CEO Brian Niccol. “Starbucks is creating unforgettable moments of togetherness when our customers discover their favorite Starbucks is – poof! – just gone.”

We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)

mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.

This dog was spotted wearing shoes. This is not a drill. He hopes you like them. 13/10

Sign spotted in @weareecs.bsky.social … 📷: @maxaquinophoto.bsky.social

New dice pack! I've been fascinated with the negative space in the dice template since I started making dice for @shardtabletop.bsky.social. These make use of it to let the elemental effects extend outside of the edges of the die. play.shardtabletop.com/marketplace#...

I think Sauron and Boromir fundamentally agreed on the dark realm’s accessibility problem, which is the great irony of the orcs thinking he was naming it Mordor when he was in fact asking for more doors, so one could simply walk into it.

Best Washington!

ICYMI: the federal weather enterprise again rose to the occasion for #Melissa, but on backs of NOAA retirees volunteering for aircraft reconnaissance duty and employees not currently getting paid. Why the "shutdown" isn't really a shutdown due to feds dedicated to public safety: tinyurl.com/2wk36686

This messaging and this imagery needs to be beaten into everyone's eyeballs for as long as possible

One Less Puppet youtube.com/shorts/ZHLgRrjVCGE #SeattleCityCouncil #puppets #VoteEarly

I'm addicted to Costco gummi bears, but they had Haribo at work today. WTF is this shrinkflation?

A reminder here that these men and women have jobs, lives, and families they’re away from.

Sports friends, I am once again asking you to add some kind of sports hashtag or other modifier to your exclamations of horror by your teams’ performances, especially if your post isn’t threaded with other sports posts, because otherwise I’m assuming Something Actually Bad is happening. 😅

House Republicans talking health care during their six-week-long paid vacation:

If the soccer gods make me watch the Sounders in another shootout this season, I’m going to be on some Gorr the God Butcher shit

If you think Trump can’t misuse the nuclear codes because "people would stop him" well those same people just watched him bulldoze a wing of the White House.

This is real audio, you guys.

If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula

DOOM LOOP: "Ethical Firewall Hat" Mayor Bruce definitively disproves any illegal coordination between his campaign and a PAC. Check out the latest installment of DOOM LOOP: soseaem.org/3WTkFZr #Seattle #Comics #DOOMLOOP

They don't care about any of that, they don't go into cities anyway

Feeling over the top anxious this morning so I turned to my favorite advice from @lizandmollie.bsky.social

Seriously, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social you need to just hang up the gloves. You can’t compete.

It's polar bear season in Churchill, Manitoba, Canada and I'm a guide. My polar bear photos always engender a lot of questions, so I thought I'd take a moment to answer some of the most common ones so you can better understand these amazing animals and our relationship with them in Churchill. 🐻‍❄️ 1/

Oh sure now he’s the charismatic leader of a pagan gourd cult but in two months he’s gonna be Jesus-shaming everyone about the true meaning of Christmas. Sally, girl. Chew your leg off. Get yourself free bitch.

Is removing Nazi tattoos too woke? We asked some Germans living in Argentina.

Went to the Farm to Table member preview at SAM tonight, and this was the highlight for me. Alas, they had no postcards or other merch for it. It's a young man butchering rats for human consumption during the siege of Paris in 1870, and the details are so great.

Your dick is saying to you today, “Do not fear, for I am with you. Do not be afraid, for I am your dick. I will strengthen you and hold you with my victorious right hand.” Keep moving forward. Your greatest days are still in front of you.

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ... *opens manilla envelope* ... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ... *slides 8x10 photo across table* ... you wore the tutti frutti

But but but I was told the Invisible Hand of the Free Market will provide customers with products they want and need!

Darth Vader is not the good guy in the series, by the way.

I miss when speech to text transcribed what I actually said rather than what some AI thinks I meant to say I can watch it change from a verbatim transcript to weird drivel in real time and it's infuriating. I swear this didn't happen a couple of years ago.

So this is apparently a very low tech theft, but a good reminder thats how most of the world works. An amusing story from PDX … 1/ www.bbc.com/news/live/c6...

Makes me proud to be a Purdue alum.

Social media use begins global decline. For the first time, time spent on social media is falling worldwide. An analysis of 250,000 adults across 50 countries shows average daily use dropped nearly 10% since 2022, reversing a decade of growth. buff.ly/z7nfRnN #ShareGoodNewsToo

For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground And tell sad stories of the death of kings

Subscribe to this list 👇 and preemptively block the GOP .gov accounts who have suddenly appeared over here en masse - before they can screenshot and hassle you here and/or elsewhere: bsky.app/profile/did:...

I just spent 15 minutes crafting and deleting a reply to someone posting about how they "asked chatgbt" to help them with changes to the Word UI and then realized I can't tell them that finding a useful answer that way was a lucky accident without sounding like an asshole.

My corporate masters are very interested in AI but also much more interested in intellectual property. No corporate IT will be allowed to turn this on, and especially any business that handles PII in the EU. This shit is how we get hospitals generations behind

I want to know what's involved in being a Netflix venue. Because the local theater for this is The Crest. Like are the vendors all telling Netflix to fuck off, or are the terms terrible? www.frankensteingdt.com

"The city of Portland unveiled it's five newly named snow plows yesterday: Brrrrnside, The Big Snowplowski, Beverly Clear-y, Salt & Thaw and, of course, Plowy McPlowface." #pdx katu.com/news/local/m...

Lord of the Rings ruined fantasy publishing by being too large for a single volume. We've been saddled with obligatory trilogies ever since. Most of the time that idea was great for one book, not three.

A Statement from NPR’s Editor in Chief on the Pentagon’s Press Policy. Read More: www.npr.org/2025/10/13/g...

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.