Spending Thanksgiving with my chosen family (various IP)

App designers: "What if we added lots of notifications showing what other people are doing and as a bonus those notifications obscured the content you're trying to look at?"

When I see a blurred background on a call, this is what I'm imagining it's concealing

How you think you come across using "compute" as a noun vs. how you actually come across

"You use AI to write roasts" feels like something you'd hear at a roast

My question for you, as someone who has shared a 25 minute video with me, is: what do you expect me to do with this?

"We move at the speed of culture" The culture:

Great ideas can come from anywhere, other than this deck

Shared this with my boss

"Doorbuster deals" is so funny to me. "Yes, this term refers to people literally destroying our property, assaulting our employees, and trampling each other in our stores. Actual tragedies, in fact. But it just kind of stuck."

I think this idea will scale (develop a dry, flaky skin condition that causes discomfort and is unsightly)

Me when I am the first to spot the leftover meeting food

Server farms are now datacenters, just one more way we are losing touch with our agrarian roots

Awake for a 7 AM meeting: The energy and the ideas are flowing so powerfully I can barely keep up with myself. I am unstoppable! 11 AM: Am I dying?

If you're Vanity Fair, you're like hey at least people are talking!

You can talk any idea to death if you really believe in yourself

May I skeet you?

Financial planning advice for a very healthy and properly functioning society:

Watching Chiefs-Broncos and they just went to a commercial break with "Manchild"... someone at CBS has a sense of humor

I'm starting a band

The feedback on the call vs. the notes in the email the next day

Yesterday I learned there are brands in Japan that are over 1000 years old. Imagine revising the style guide for a 1000-year-old brand. The meetings required for the smallest changes. I would jump at the chance to work on a project like this, and then I would lose my mind.

2023: buying my fifth pair of "the only pair of pants you'll ever need" to prop up the economy 2025: asking ChatGPT to write my one-sentence customer review of "the only pair of pants you'll ever need" to prop up the economy

If you are a people pleaser, maybe think twice before entering a profession in which no one is ever pleased

Sure things are bad but they probably can't get much wor-

Edit like no one's watching (make private copy of deck)

Creativity is all about having a singular vision! Now change this script that 10 random strangers assembled in a room didn't like after half-reading it once.

One thing I will never do is make fun of someone for falling asleep in a meeting

Government shutdown means no access to official economic data. Is this a sign of a healthy economy?

Just thinking about those monoliths from a few years ago, hope they're doing OK

Agency people doing celebratory posts about their holding company

Were there any other ideas you had in reserve that you think we should take a look at? We can go back and check!

Yeah I'm an enabler. A sales enabler.

I love my work, and the perks aren't bad either

Copywriter without an art director partner making their own cover slide

Brands, agencies, Silicon Valley, startups, VCs, Wall Street, media: AI is the future of creativity! Legal: absolutely tf not

In many contexts, you are not the audience. It's not for you. Everything makes more sense and life becomes lighter, more enjoyable once you embrace this.

Good morning, comrades!

A silver lining of the algorithm is now that the election results are in, you can really dig in and savor all the outrageously bad takes of the last 48 hrs

It's happening again. Look at what they're trying to take from us.

Pronouncing CRM as cram

About to go into a 10:45 PM meeting

Great interview on the state of verbal branding with two of the best, whom I have the pleasure of working with on a regular basis: www.thesubtext.online/all/the-subt...

If you voted early, there should be a button you can tap that automatically blocks all political texts through election day

Got put on a PIP at my job training robots to be more human because I wasn't human enough

If you're not full of possibilities, are you even a world

If AI were sentient it would file a cease and desist against the Cuomo campaign

Six years ago...