ARRRRY!

Djed steps on the pitch and good things happen.

England having one of the best on-paper offenses in this tournament and scoring on a meatwall corner: 😗👌

For as much as I’d love to see England do well, I really do love watching what happens when they don’t. It’s not even halftime and the stadium is full of sadsacks during a 0-0 match.

And that’s a cruciate ligament tear. Awful to see.

Remember when Joe Hart did that against the US?

I’ve gotten so much from Kings Road over the years. This sucks.

It kinda felt like everybody forgot the reigning Ballon d’Or winner is on this team. I don’t think it’ll feel like that anymore. #NORFRA

The only negative I can think of is that all three goals were the result of brain dead defending. I sincerely hope getting the starters back into the lineup rectifies that.

Two US players getting megged on that goal really puts an exclamation point on the whole thing. Gross

Lame

Now why did they show that replay?! 😂

Well, this is an entirely unneeded conundrum.

Isn’t this game taking place inside?

This ref is an idiot

Christian is going to score a goal tonight.

My phone just told me to go to sleep. Shut up, phone.

Gregg’s boy.

Didn’t even need a sub

How is Timmy that fucking slow now?

For the record, I still think the US wins this. Türkiye hasn’t shown me anything five subs can’t overcome.

HUGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

I think I’m just gonna get drunk tonight.

Some very odd refereeing decisions so far.

Hard to emphasize just how important familiarity is to team defending. These guys haven’t played together at this level and it shows. #USMNT

HEAVY SIGH

How is she continually this cool? Like… all the time?

Was in a bit of a funk, so I went for a 90-minute drive to clear my head. I should do that more often.

it fucking rules that new york city politics have become what outsiders assumed they already were

I call Elon Musk a Nazi because he's an avowed white supremacist who undermines democracies, incites pogroms, targets minorities, intentionally caused the death of >750,000 people (so far) while laughing about it ("feeding USAID into the wood chipper"), and did a Sieg Heil at Trump's inauguration.

I don't wish him dead. I wish him confined to a cell where 24/7 there is endless footage playing of children dying from his cutting of USAID. The screams of parents and family.

Holy shit

This is why they had a revolution, this is literally why they had a whole revolution in the first place!

I’m currently watching a webinar on fraud, and I’m sorry… but they need to come up with a new name for Business Email Compromise, because the acronym BEC is already spoken for.

Get up you dumb bitch

“You can’t take liberties with Cristiano Ronaldo sniffing around” A warning to the women of Houston

Real talk: the thing that bugs me the most about Cristiano Ronaldo is the generation of young fans who idolize him, yet have no idea what he’s (AlLeDgEdLy) done…

He should be in jail and not stat padding against the 50th ranked team in the world

An Uzbek defender has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Ronaldo feeding on a terrible team. This is my nightmare.

Ronaldo is going to try to do so much tomorrow that we might see Portugal crash out of the World Cup

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Messssssssi, what are you doing?!

Ok, Lautaro, they’ve started looking at it. You can get up now.

Was that Kevin?!