I saw City was leading at the half. They’re playing Everton, so they clearly had a nice, calm, controlled second half to see out a one or two goal victory. Now to just take a big sip of coffee and check the score…

Say what you will about his brain melting out his ears, it won’t do a damn bit of difference until someone with actual power grows a spine.

Until they graduate and are forced to work for one of like six different people… sigh

Quick hack for anyone who’s ever wanted to be Jon’s friend 👇🏼

I do not really jive with absurdist humor, and credit Awesome Show as the inflection point for me growing out of things like Adult Swim, but I absolutely fucking love what he does to their brains and want it to continue for as long as possible.

Gonna get steamrolled by Buffalo, but I’m happy to see the Habs through over Tampa. I love playing hockey.

The standard 6-on-4 power play

First back to back wins since the first two games of the season. That’s d just ridiculous… Tottenham Till They Kill Me Let’s go! #COYS

Fuck Matty Cash

Every Spurs player in the pitch right now. #COYS

Just watched the anthems from Montreal… My god, I love and miss playoff hockey.

Doing a mini-thread again -- Elon Musk is on the stand, and likely will be for a large portion of the day

Huh

Arsenal win two penalties in a Champion’s League semifinal on plays that could go either way, but the Scum player makes a meal of it and they get the call. Lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others…

I used to be good at Computer. Now Computer thinks it is good at me. But it actually isn’t??????

The Iranian schoolgirl, the cancer patient whose clinical trial was cancelled, the African AIDS patient who can't get treatment anymore — none of these are "real" to our media elites. Can't imagine themselves in that situation or visualize it. But "panic at the fancy gala!" on the other hand,

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

There are too many catastrophic injuries in professional sports.

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

honestly it's somehow even funnier if it isn't a false flag to grease the ballroom skids. this means someone tried to kill him and he said hey we gotta use this for Ballroom

Never been more depressed after a win than I am this week. Spurs are taking years off my life. #COYS

Man, I hate everything about the situation from this summer and the team he ended up on and what he’s done to Spurs since, but you gotta love what Eze has done so far at Scum. Sports can be fun. For other people. Not me.

Kiss my ass, Everton.

THEY WON A GAME

TONYYYYYYYYYY

I can’t even look at the screen. I have to watch the game by reading everyone’s reaction on my feed.

Don’t jump the fucking barrier! You’ll do your knee!

Holy shit.

That’s offside for sure.

Fuck you, Matt. I thought we were cool.

What the fuck?!

I’m absolutely gutted for him. I can’t believe this season, man. I’ve never seen anything like it. I thought last year was the worse injury crisis I’ve ever seen and it only got much, much worse. #COYS

Fucking cursed

No red and didn’t add any the time onto the end of the half. I wish I could watch one fucking match and not question the competence of the ref. Just like, gimmie one game where I’m like “hey, that was a pretty well-officiated match”. #COYS

Unreal. How do they keep getting injured?! #COYS

Ok, there is a distinct possibility that I got got by someone doin a satire.

Fuckin’ Y I K E S

A “former Palantir executive recently confirmed what many have long suspected. In a public stmt, the whistleblower said it plainly: Palantir intended to take over the US government, & many of his former colleagues are now installed inside the federal apparatus. He called it an occupied nation.” 1/

was mr beast's mother at abu ghraib, and other questions the human mind was not meant to contemplate

People acting like “Die in Office” hasn’t been the prevailing democratic strategy for the past few decades would do well by reading Parker’s thread.

You know she cried when Charlie died.

I’m doing animal commissions for $20 each. you’ll get a scanned in digital version of a painting. I’ll be doing watercolors and mix in some other medium. If you want my animal art, all you have to do is drop a reference photo of an animal that you’re a fan of in the comments.

Spurs missed at least 3 very big chances, and gave up goals in injury time of both halves. I fucking hate sports.

Two stoppage time goals is inexcusable. Relegated.

Danso. What the fuck was that?

Of course it’s eight minutes. Of course.