You all ever think how if you chew some gum a certain amount of times it’ll be really sticky, but if you chew it a few times more it won’t be as sticky?

Honestly, best possible outcome. A career 16ppg defensive specialist scored more in a game than Kobe.

Happy birthday, Nancy Faust!

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

I saw something today that explained it as: We’re in this mess because we have an “I would’ve joined up, but…” guy as president. And it makes so much sense.

More points in a single game than anyone in NBA history other than Wilt. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you NBA legend, Bam Adebayo!

Muani flubs what should be a routine pass in the box and kills another attack. Wild how bad he’s gotten.

I hate sports

Turning it off

Remember when we went up 2-0 on Chelsea because they slipped twice in the opening minutes? Maybe we can do what Chelsea did in that match?

Holy shit. How does it keep getting worse? #COYS

Oh god… Tottenham play today.

Just finished Fantasy High season 1, and this is absolutely one of the high points.

Jeezis, the USA Sled Hockey team is annihilating the hosts in the opening match of the games.

any non us countries feel like giving this a try though

This is either a quest giver, or narrator.

I’m not watching the rest of this match. Fucking awful.

Do they have to play the second half?

The shots of sad people in the stadium are really bumming me out. What a disaster this season has been. Kudos to everyone who goes week in and week out to support.

Team’s cursed

HahahHhHhHHhHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH I hate sports

Oh just give them the fucking goal. English refereeing is an absolute joke.

It’s this right here. When everyone was so baffled and upset by the Ange sacking, this was the very real worst case scenario.

Every time I see the starting lineup, I always think “Hell yeah, this team is good.”, and then spend two hours wishing I didn’t know what sports were.

Wow CNN good question

Man, if I was one of these dudes, I would be INSUFFERABLE. You couldn’t say shit to me.

Feels like Spurs haven’t caught a break in years.

Thomas Frank should get recognition for just how quickly and thoroughly he destroyed the Tottenham vibes.

This team sucks

Turned on the Bayern match and didn’t have to wait ten seconds before seeing ‘Arry score.

BREAKING — 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.

Do yourself a favor and completely disregard presidential polling for the next 12-18 months.

Brady Tkachuk being against the annexation of Canada because he wants to continue to play Canada in best-on-best hockey tournaments in honestly an (unintentionally) hilarious answer

OMG- some Epstein Files about Trump DISAPPEARED!!! How weird is that?! Someone get Mulder and Scully on the case cause we got a mystery on our hands. (Spoiler alert: Trump’s a pedophile). #epsteinfiles

One of those headlines that truly embodies the Vince McMahon meme.

The Ghost of Sepp Blatter giving Arsenal a free ticket to the final. Can’t wait till they fuck it up. #UCL

The Greatest Chirp in Sports History A solemn and spectacular day.

If I had a giant Totenkopf skull on my chest that I was trying to pass off as a big ol' misunderstanding, I personally would not amplify neo-nazis on social media If I were trying to dog-whistle my support for white supremacy, on the other hand, this is exactly what I'd do

Better than cold McDonald’s.

This dude’s been benefiting from Mina’s glow for too long. Glad he finally showed exactly where he stands so I can go on dismissing anything he says.

it's fascinating to watch Costco lap every one of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they're impressed yet

It annoys me because I just paid for an annual membership to watch Dimension 20, and my subscription will be seen as tacit support of this nonsense.

This is fucking disgusting. Holy shit.

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

After I heard about the incident a few hours ago, I spent some time reading about N-word tics and intrusive thoughts and what I came away with was a feeling of deepened anger about the way white supremacist society has associated “Black person” with this word so it’s there, in people’s brains