This is purest evil

Not to speak ill of the dead, but Alan Greenspan was not just reading but also fucking Ayn Rand, right? Like, Rand had a bunch of younger men in her circle whom she was fucking, and Greenspan was one of them, right? Did I imagine this?

For @tomsguide.com, I wrote about the unlikely continued brilliance of the 'Beavis and Butt-Head' revival, which now has the chance to find a new audience on Netflix.

Autistic kids famously are averse to all things baseball.

If anyone is watching the MMA fight on Paramount+ — have they run any promos for Beavis & Butt-Head season 3? Has Joe Rogan mentioned it at all?

The good news is, once you’ve paid for Paramount+ so you can watch Trump’s MMA fight, you can use it to watch season 3 of Beavis and Butt-Head, which dropped last Wednesday

The reflecting pool is the same color as the river in both shots

You know what, I do cherish it

I will cherish the coming photo of Trump asleep at the Knicks game

Go and VOTE! If Beavis can do it, so can you. #votingkicksass

S3 of the Beavis and Butthead reboot finally makes it to Paramount+ starting June 10th, so I'm reposting last fall's Comedy Central promo to catch you up on all the twists and turns:

Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.

Happy Pride

Hey @gene4va.bsky.social @natsechobbyist.bsky.social remember how you raised a ton of money nationally by highlighting Eugene Vindman’s outrageous persecution by the Trump admin? Why the f*^% would you pay that forward by helping Trump persecute someone else?

Tom Kean took a time machine to cave man times

Shigeru Miyamoto has just confirmed there is exactly one pair more powerful than Mario & Luigi, and it's not who you think.

I like to think in those circumstances Oswald and Ruby could have been friends

CLAP YOUR HANDS EVERYBODY

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

new ecca single rips music.apple.com/us/album/mol...

I regret to tell you that the Instagram algorithm has once more read me perfectly.

Best costume at the Pleasure Renaissance Faire 2026

FLYERS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS

It’s not often you see a guy break the first commandment

Considering how much owners hate the luxury tax, the best way to end tanking in the NBA would be to have no lottery, but fine teams $1 million for every loss over 41, and $5 million for every loss over 50 and $10 million for every loss over 60. They'd start fielding competitive teams real quick

In honor of Artemis 2 and… science, please enjoy this all-time banger written by my then 6th grader.

Here's the HD version

OLYMPICS TIP: If you're buying tickets from their garbage website and you can't sign on, reset your password. Somehow that fixes it

Please don’t clap

The NYT purposefully mischaracterized the position of the AMA to make it seem like they changed policy and opposed gender affirming care on trans youth. It appears they have rejected efforts by the AMA to correct the record.

My son is so based, I will not see him again in calendar year 2026

for those not caught up on the trial the officer mentioned here was asked if he was called a “son of a bitch” by afroman yesterday and said yes but not publicly. so aftoman went home and posted this clip, which he released two days ago

He means the sexual harassment seminar

She’s literally in bed with defense lobbyists! Fucking the defense lobbyists in that bed!

Don’t stay on the GLP-1 so long you look like Rick Scott

A lot of “you don’t know what the A in AR-15 stands for” energy

The new Teen Mortgage song is impossibly good

sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war

If anyone here knows how to contact Joyce Carol Oates, please tell her if she would like to write a freelance episode of Beavis & Butthead, we will pay her double the usual rate

Trump does a preemptive strike two days before the bokoblins all regenerate anyway, 25th amendment now

That’s how long it takes it to figure out who Musk is and try to kill itself

It’s the same one, really

And you won’t even need to find a babysitter, because we blew up your daughter’s elementary school

The day before starting a war with Iran, the Secretary of Defense was focused on removing trans scouters from the Boy Scouts.

When there’s a legitimate DOJ again, they should figure out who in the White House bought oil stocks last week

He used to be able to get off from just raping 40 schoolgirls

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

Kash Patel thought he had beers in there

Oh shit, I suck

Everyone making fun of Kash Patel is going to feel like a real asshole when he finds Nancy Guthrie in the locker room