A lot of “you don’t know what the A in AR-15 stands for” energy

The new Teen Mortgage song is impossibly good

sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war

If anyone here knows how to contact Joyce Carol Oates, please tell her if she would like to write a freelance episode of Beavis & Butthead, we will pay her double the usual rate

Trump does a preemptive strike two days before the bokoblins all regenerate anyway, 25th amendment now

That’s how long it takes it to figure out who Musk is and try to kill itself

It’s the same one, really

And you won’t even need to find a babysitter, because we blew up your daughter’s elementary school

The day before starting a war with Iran, the Secretary of Defense was focused on removing trans scouters from the Boy Scouts.

When there’s a legitimate DOJ again, they should figure out who in the White House bought oil stocks last week

He used to be able to get off from just raping 40 schoolgirls

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

Kash Patel thought he had beers in there

Oh shit, I suck

Everyone making fun of Kash Patel is going to feel like a real asshole when he finds Nancy Guthrie in the locker room

Here it is, your moment of zen.

In my experience, if you are an unemployed anthropology grad, simply get a job in TV writing

Return your Ring camera for a full refund. ✔️

Was that Andy Samberg or a guy doing Andy Samberg?

Eagles didn’t make the Super Bowl, but maybe there’s some slight chance they’ll be in this

It’s worth it if they laid off Megan McArdle

Every generation gets the Ilsa, She-Wolf Of The SS they deserve

Jewish-American???????!?!?!?!??! uh oh

I need a Kelly Oubre jersey

Who's envious of the socks I got for Xmas?

its not that she’s black, Musk just thinks she’s 30 years too old to play the part

Harry Potter And The Hairless Masseuse

1. The one where I dream every night it’s the day of the final and I never went to class and I don’t know where it is and I’m wandering the campus and I can’t find it 2. The one in my other dream I didn’t finish 30 years ago so now I have to go back to college and live in a freshman dorm 3.Anthro 12

1. I think we had to read Moby Dick 2. The professor had a funny name 3. It met five times a week so I switched out of it 4. I think there was a second one where I had to read Moby Dick 5. The one where I didn’t go to section and then found out section attendance was like 25% of the grade

The Atlantic is so wholly committed to sucking, you almost have to admire it

By “darkest path” he means the compassion and creating beautiful things

I guess I should have expected that the chat-gpt guy’s statement would be so obviously written by chat-gpt, but still

Last year I started my own indie animated show called King Cockroach Live!, an outline-driven improvised livestream with story arcs, reoccurring characters, and interactivity. Our little team of 3 puts a ton of work into this each week - hope to see you there! twitch.tv/BossBugKC

"They used to whistle at me," whispers Megyn Kelly, a single tear running down her withered cheek

Amazing the Iraq war didn't go better

Here's Apple CEO Tim Cook hanging out with disgraced sex pest Brett Ratner at the Fascist Dementia Pedophile's party for the movie they collaborated on as part of a straightforward bribery campaign to cover up said dying pedophile's sex crimes and ongoing coup of the United States

This is appalling. I can say with certainty that Steve Jobs would be ashamed of Tim Cook at this terrible moment, one of many these days, and he has sullied the last year of his tenure and the Apple brand by his craven need to please shareholders over holding onto some basic values of decency.

Hi! Are you someone who works in fashion / entertainment / beauty / or branding? Did you know one of the biggest most infamous far-right celebrity influencers in SoCal is an entertainment lawyer named Elizabeth Barcohana?

It’s a good thing they have such clear video of the ICE murder and from so many angles —Sam Alito, while jacking off

Well the good news is he’s now frontrunner for the Nobel Murder Prize

Both the ones here and the multiple third-country torture camps they're shipping people to. Between what's almost certainly underreported in the domestic ones they're running, plus third countries, plus the boat strikes, it is fairly likely they have already murdered into the hundreds of people.

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

If you haven’t seen this, you should watch it because something has changed, or progressed, or whatever you want to call it.

He’s going to call the voices in Trumps head to testify in front of a Congressional committee

The literature about the rise of fascism never mentions how much you end up looking at your phone. Like, why did Niemoller not warn us about this?

The Atlantic is acting like a troll blog for right wingers. We should treat it that way! Approach its writers like you would some flack at the Daily Wire. Make it uncool to read this shit. Deny them legitimacy. It’s bad for society to let this keep happening at “prestige” journalism outlets.

You dumb fucking assholes, you can’t hire thousands of people without a giant paper trail, have you never worked in a normal business ever in your lives

Norwegian FOIA requests only take one day?

I found the complete Popeye Newspaper strip in a used bookstore, and in February 1933, the plot was Olive Oyl puts on lipstick and no one recognizes her

Pizzi’s Pizza in Bryn Mawr, PA. Down the street from my house growing up, they had a cheesesteak with pizza sauce on it that was as my mother’s milk. Greek family owned it for decades, at the end it mainly sold 40s to ne’er-do-wells