Here's the thing

Did Trey Gowdy ever stop trying to kill Roger Rabbit?

I'm sure you did cool stuff today but did you build a custom bin to hold wood and metal cutoffs of different sizes YEAH WELL I DID Let the sorting begin!

for the low low price of $100 I will go to your middle school bully’s insta or FB and comment “ew” on a picture of their baby

I love a good scathing review as much as anyone but a scathing review that also references Mister Rogers, Strangers On A Train, Logan's Run, Charlie Band, Trilogy of Terror, ALF, The Jerk, Stephen King's The Jaunt, and more, feels like it was written just for me.

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

RIP Marcia Lucas, whose skill as a film editor and storyteller made a clunky independent film called STAR WARS greater than the sum of its parts. Rightly referred to as "Lucas's secret weapon," Marcia had an uncanny talent to see a film from the perspective of an audience--and won an Oscar for it.

Respect to the camera operator who correctly guessed how big the fireball would get.

the high cost of bouncy castles is largely due to inflation

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

When I hear a kitten mewing, I am filled with love and compassion. When I hear a baby crying, I am filled with dread and horror. I might be the wrong species for myself.

"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

it's rude how far I have to scroll to select the year I was born

There's always an awkward little period when you start a new job when you have to feel out the level of swearing people are cool with

Not now, Elder Gods From Outside Reality Frozen Under The Ice For Aeons

It's not often I see the name of someone I know Trending, and it's for the reason I was dreading. Tom voiced C-3P0 and Ackbar in our Pink Five series - he approached US asking if we needed voices when he heard we were doing more episodes, and did the work pro bono just to be part of it. RIP sir.

The biggest problem with Teslas is that you can’t put sugar in the gas tank.

Man, this is so incredibly cool. www.popsci.com/environment/...

"Sholomon, King Sholomon."

Same energy:

Buffy, X-Files, Babylon 5, any Star Trek tv series since 1967, any Star Wars tv other than S1 of The Mandalorian. Yeah, I know, Andor Andor Andor. Of any of the above that's most likely the one I will try someday.

The Giuliani response tonight feels like a dress rehearsal for When The Big Thing Happens. Places, everyone!

Accidentally set Clark to Zoom mode

See also: 'toe the line' 'another think coming' 'dog eat dog'

rolling out the new healthcare system

Cue the music. Aaaaand 3...2...

Happy anniversary of this not happening

“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”

The juxtaposition of a Troopers headline with a still from Ishtar has me imagining a Starship Troopers directed by Elaine May and starring Hoffman and Beatty and now i really want to see that movie. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

here's me at my drunk/high 3:30am realest: that someone like musk was allowed to accomplish genocide on a whim is a world-breaking indictment of our system. we let an unelected, apartheid ass-clown handle our books and his main contribution was "fuck black people, globaly."

Blow it up like the whale.

Incredible piece. www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

One reason I don’t focus on punishing the women who align with Donald Trump is that I’ll never be better at it than Donald Trump.

"The problem with this country is nobody has any brains. BRAAAAAAINS!"

can i just read a wiki

Trucks are gender-affirming care

“GUYS! WAKE UP! SOME DUDE JUST ATE CARL!”

Calendar: marked

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

I bet ya ten bucks that halfway through he stops reading and starts riffing. "Vengeance is mine... yeah, right. I'd love to have some vengeance about that stolen election but these activist judges... hey, Judges, that's a chapter in this book, maybe there's something good there, hold on..."

Sigourney Weaver in X-wing gear is giving me "woke up to discover I'm in an alternate universe" vibes. Is Carrie Fisher in Alien in this timeline? youtu.be/uwild1rw7Aw

We all have days like this

the thing with beverly hills ninja is you can make a fish out of water movie about a ninja in beverly hills or you can make a fish out of water movie about chris farley as a ninja but that movie is somehow both and neither of those things priest: ok and does anyone have objections about the wedding

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS – EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.

Jeebus, I first heard of this joker three days ago and since then he's been burning through plot like a season of Lost.