So the offer's still on the table, then?

Very disturbed by reports that some agents were not spit upon.

So the offer's still on the table, then?

Everyone will get their turn to make the joke, I promise. If you're in line, stay in line.

First three minutes of Dark Winds S4. So yeah, there's some VFX in this. 😁 youtu.be/9sDMMJbS5OU

This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.

Remember when these photos first came out and sane people were all “This is fucking disturbing and Nazi-esque” and everyone else was like “the libs are over reacting again.”

A new Game of Thrones show debuted days ago and there's been not one mention of it in my extremely film-and-tv focused follow list. That doesn't seem like a good sign.

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

Aw, I was offline and missed all the fun

I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.

Doubly ironic because guess what the official national animal of Somalia is? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of...

Congrats to Usha and whoever the father is.

Posting the words "Lord as my witness I am going to Make Heaven Crowded in Riverside, California on January 21" on social media and instantly the feds are at my door.

John Birch Society having a totally normal moment.

New Season 4 trailer is up. See all the visual effects? Hope not, although there's a least a dozen fx shots in this. 🤫 A hint for those who are interested in such things - we didn't shoot anything in Monument Valley or Los Angeles. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mKj...

dear fucking shit won’t someone make jodi foster proud already?!

This is what they said about him then. This is what they say about us now. This is who they always have been.

Accurate.

This is what scares me. What's this clown car administration gonna do when an actual crisis happens? A similar cast of characters completely fubar-ed the Covid pandemic. This new crowd is even more addled and dumb, plus they've gutted every useful government function they could get their claws into.

Personally if I was Anne Boleyn I’d be far more upset that someone made a musical about my head getting cut off

😚👌

Watering down my expensive drink to own the libs

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

Imposing tariffs on Denmark-based goods to force them to give us Greenland. Like Lego aren't expensive enough already.

move over hemingway

In 2017 every single person on Twitter pretended Phantom Thread was a great movie, just to fool me. I'm assuming that was what happened, I can't see any other explanation. Anyway, I tried watching it three times - never made it to the end - before I finally caught on. Good one, everybody! Ya got me.

"that was 11 years ago. i have not missed a single month. i've mailed them from different cities when i'm traveling for work. i don't even think about it that much anymore it's just part of my routine now. first of the month, rent and toenails." 🦶

I left LA six years ago and so I've missed some local news - for example, there's a Tesla Diner? What's the hook? Every one hundredth entree explodes and all the diner doors automatically lock?

For @msnownews.bsky.social, I wrote an article about how ICE Watch is grounded in sociological theories of violence prevention. The reality is that most men will only commit public violence in extremely specific scenarios and ICE Watch disrupts the conditions necessary for escalation.

The best thing about shitty Plymouth Rock is that there’s absolutely no evidence it’s actually the right rock. 120 years after the pilgrims, some guy in the town was like “oh yeah my dad told me this is the rock”

Well, come on - that's a CBS tradition. We all remember Edward R. Murrow giving Joe McCarthy a big wet kiss on See It Now. *hand to ear I am being told that did not actually happen.

Suddenly this week I'm getting emails from Chinese companies offering to make custom Pink Five action figures and referencing P5 to sell me filmmaking gear. This is a new form of targeted spam that I haven't seen before. Or maybe the Pink Five saga is huge in China and I just didn't know. 😆

Fly, my pretties! FLY!

I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

We have a winner!

Oh shit, so he does know we exist.

Roses are red Nazis are lurking Beware of them here because

We've all done that thought experiment, doc.

Stephen Miller is rage tweeting about Starfleet Academy, that’s how you know it’s good 🌝 🤩 ✊🏽

between this, the piss bottles, and the footage of ICE agents getting yelled at in a restaurant, i like this new thing where the fascists vocally inform everyone about what kind of opposition bothers them the most

protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed. disgusting.

is this about Greenland or Minneapolis?

I was thinking about that 1980s James Bond movie where everybody's trying to get their hands on a Fabergé egg for some reason And then I realized: It's an Egg McGuffin.

I twitch when anybody uses the trope "hard working Americans". It just sounds so archaic, like we're all in hard hats building the Hoover Dam.

Guitar Center Institutes 72-Hour Waiting Period https://theonion.com/guitar-center-institutes-72-hour-waiting-period/

For non-German speakers: “Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”

I can't believe that this has been an option the entire time *sets up school for raccoons against racism*