I always have a ball popping on Authorized and on this episode they very graciously let me ramble non-stop about a movie I’ve loved since boyhood. The big-ish font adaptation for children was fun to read too. Have a listen!

impeachment and removal remains the goal & it’s not clear there will be a better opening for democrats to start talking about it than right after this vote

Some have said some of those numbers don’t work🤔 IF that is the case you can always call the Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121.

My god... it's beautiful...

::in the tone of Griff Tannen’s gang friend yelling at Marty about hoverboards not working on water:: Hey, Trump, you bojo! Presidential pardons don’t work on state crimes!

This is embarrassing.

Huge if true.

Man, Republicans are really going the extra mile to make sure children starve.

“Traditional” Country, btw… 🙄

Tesla rewards killing kids.

And Tesla LOVES dead kids.

It’s gonna be so awesome whenever it is this woman goes to jail.

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There’s beyond a decent chance I was labeled “rude” lol. Check them settings!

Pack your bags, Cuomo, Florida’s calling!

Just recorded our December episode of Once In A Lifetime and wow, that got filthy quick!

Crazy good day today, got to vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social AND pre-order my 4K of One Battle After Another!

Go vote!

"A little party never killed nobody?" Clearly Trump never made it to the end of "The Great Gatsby"

Just had some @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social canvassers come to the door handing out flyers and checking to see if I had a voting plan. I told them, "I ain't no moron, I'm voting for Zohran!" They were tickled by my remark and I told them they could use it. Looking forward to voting tomorrow!

Diana Florence with another condescending-ass commercial. That ad is hilarious because the woman is speaking directly to the camera, calling us, the viewer, a criminal, I guess? I don’t think they thought that one through. I will be so glad when it’s Wednesday and these awful ads disappear forever.

Hell yeah, Rangers! Cuylle with the clutch OT winner. Love watching late-night hockey when they go west.

The third term chatter is amusing if only because how exactly do these people think that microwave-reheated flesh sack is going to be functioning in 2028?

These Cuomo ads where the woman mentions the crisis intervention hotline and then condescendingly goes, “WHATEVER THAT IS.” Like, get fucked, Cuomo.

The audio cut-outs to censor the profanity is never not hilarious.

Stoked to be seeing the two greats, @alexwinter.com & Keanu Reeves in Godot tonight. Chelsea and I are taking my little sister, which makes it a “full circle moment,” as my sister had been saying, as I made sure she was raised on the B&T films when we were younger. So totally thrilled for tonight!

Dunno why people are shocked. Cuomo’s out here doing what every sack of crap boomer does when they’re backed up against a wall like this: share A.I. slop to desperately try and prove a point.

Good evening…

You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts!

Me, after falling under the spell of late night Taco Bell.

A great part about The Changeling is that not only is it a bone-chilling ghost house movie, you also get the added bonus plot of George C. Scott insanely stalking a U.S. congressman.

Goes without saying, but if you narc on people stealing food, you’re an irredeemable piece of shit.

Make sure to check out our newest installment of the Leprechaun saga over on @whmpodcast.bsky.social!

The stock market is fake.

NYC, I know there's a lot going on, but PLEASE sign up for this tonight. It's an online call at 7 pm about how we're going to push back against ICE in our city. Get on board. www.mobilize.us/nycindivisib...

In all this, one can never forget what a complete sack of shit Maria Bartiromo is and has always been.

Been watching a lot of trash horror this season. Nothing wrong with that, but I wanna balance it out a bit. Currently classing it up with the @kinolorber.com blu of this masterpiece.

Just heard “Devil’s Haircut” in an Amex commercial 😳

Hey @cnn.com this is embarrassing.

This show was a ton of fun to tape and I can’t wait to see what we cover next! Take a quick taste at this link here before the full thing drops on Wednesday! youtu.be/MpnSuGIJHxI

Big week for me, a Star Trek enthusiast. Stoked to talk GENERATIONS with our buds at @authorizedpod.bsky.social for an upcoming ep, as well as recording next month’s edition of our @whmpodcast.bsky.social Star Trek chat show, THE NEXUS! What feature will we cover? The answer is still… undiscovered.

Welker and all the rest: the second they give you bullshit, pull the plug and move on. Stop letting these assholes regurgitate whatever crap talking point they please all over your air time. Snuff out the fire’s oxygen.

This dude should be featured in a live action film.

Some photos from earlier.

There's no reason to follow a single account on this list, so click away and block them all immediately.

Whatever you say, pig… www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/u...