here, I got you some bad posts for christmas

this is kinda personal but .... I havent had a good fried shrimp basket in a while 🍤🍤🍤🗑️

SANTIFA deemed terrorist org from nation of North Pole

ope I must have the moral high ground,, because my posts are going downhill

when will we have public bobsled transit infrastructure???

Opinion | Sorry, Epstein critics, but age is just a number. by David Brooks

yes, the bees did briefly go inside my ears so I can legally say this candle is 100% beeswax

[sitting in the Cinnabon HQ board room] **slams fist on table** "8ct Pig-Cinna Blanket Bitez! Make it happen!!!"

BRB declaring CTE as WMD

yes, the bees did briefly go inside my ears so I can legally say this candle is 100% beeswax

This man Cade Cunningham is so clutch. Hard dribble left. Spin to the middle. Elevates. Cash. #NBASky

PISTONS. CADE.

maybe these companies could afford to pay for their AI data centers if they weren't cooled with venti iced lattes

overweight because I ACCEPT ALL COOKIES

is the Hess Truck here??

Good trail cams

sexting with Spam Risk: "wow the shape of your,,, can"

inside of me are two Great Wolf Lodges

few things in the world as repulsive as the British pronunciation of "Sri Lanka"

high key haven't had nearly enough pickles lately. blood vinegar levels disturbingly low

playing theremin with Spidermin, nudes on main from Spidermæn

Spiderman (pronounced spidermin)

"TUMS. It's what's for dinner."

a frosty Blue Jay for day 11 #ArtAdventCalendar

oh god here it goes again 🎶

he got that Nien Nunb Thumb

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Were you able to endure the pain and hit the Life Alert button?

gonna look you dead in your eye and tell you that when you laugh you shake like a bowl full of jelly

📻Currently stuck in head:📻 the "red ball" hold jingle from Chair Company

tis the season for waxed boughs

daily progress report: almost done!

jesus would you look at the time

Instant all-timer here:

A Jim Crockett mash-up for you, Sean.

Team America: Kidnapper Police

one day I hope to have bones as wet as Saint Nick

somewhere out there is a guy named Steve Radish

had a lot of new bots follow lately, so I'd just like to hey bots ❤️

Scriptwriters continue to try and make the Chiefs appeal to the youths by having them be 6-7

Butker should get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

oh whoa

price of round egg skyrocketing

One of my incredible Detroit mentors is lost to me now (dementia), but when I was a new professor, he curated an exhibit @ the Detroit Public Library about the Emancipation Proclamation & the Reconstruction Amendments. I'll never forget him making me repeat every word. Henceforth and forever free.

me, obsessively observing a swift-moving hotdog stand operation:

only going to family christmas this year if nobody tries to show me youtube videos

I gotta rein it in, man, santa is gonna get my ass T.T

keith jackson

or at very least santa sends you a hyperlink to something called coal.ai which has joe manchin as main investor