a rapper with an early bedtime:

Have you heard about when NYC was building public trust in drinking city tap water with the slogan "All's well that ends well." I read the article in an old Ad Age

these mf be eavesdropping

Trump was elected to wipe the trauma of the first black president from American history, a task which included scrapping the nuclear deal that had the US in a much better strategic position than before this needless, unconstitutional war of choice against Iran

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“The term ‘third place’ was coined by sociologist Ray Oldenburg in his book The Great Good Place, which explored the role of places like cafes, parks, & libraries in societies. He argued such places were not only important for mental health, but were essential to democracy & a sense of community.”

protect the Lebanese at all costs

some of yall have never heard jazz that makes you do a stank face and it shows

Reminder: You got this.

12 million Zyn packets, 350,000 Playboy magazines, 75,000 custom F-350 Cummins exhaust systems

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does he want stock market uppy or does he want big boomy? Markets wait

perhaps the most American moment ever

ANTIFA IF YOU'RE LISTENING

You can’t budget your way out of wage inequality and high cost of living

I've said this before, but when Conor Oberst wrote the line "I've been staring too long at the screen" in 2002 he had no idea what was coming

if you believe in freedom of speech you're a terrorist. got it.

Economy so bad they literally closed the dick-sucking factory

you think the price of crude is high now? go touch gas.

so what yall doing for last supper

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

wild to see exactly zero living presidents not say anything about what is happening and what has been threatened by the current president.

i feel like a lot of people are dissociating and not reacting to the threat of nuclear war with an appropriate level of alarm?

Called my three. Call yours, too.

"Trump issues nuke threat, S&P down 1% in early trading"

the result of decades of "pro life" political activity

It's explicitly genocidal rhetoric from Trump, who frequently expresses the view that civilizations exist in a hierarchy of value

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In honor of Michigan clinching the NCAA here's my multi year goal to capture the full milky way arch over a body of water, taken last July over Lake Superior from a state park in Michigan. 🗺️

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can't believe they captured this photo

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

Reply Guys need to unionize

"I liked water before it was cool" ok hipster, then just say you like water vapor

this is the best accidental rotational product placement since the Tiger Woods chip-in

when do they shoot the cocaine missiles?

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the NCAA women's tournament getting Red Panda and the NCAA men's tournament getting the Chainsmokers is a great example of how toxic masculinity harms men too

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