what is y'all's favorite cracker dont u dare say 'uncle'

and you're telling me you screw this worm?

who do you think makes the best sandwiches on this site? there hasnt ever been an official competition

and you're telling me you screw this worm?

who up breeding their sterile flies?

Alabama does not have the funds to compete with Notre Dame, Ohio State, USC, Michigan, Texas and the other holy shit rich schools. When shit is done above board, Alabama and many SEC schools do not have the money to hang. Saban knows it, so does everyone else in the south.

- Everything the blonde boyfriend guy in Napoleon Dynamite does is hilarious. Greatest silent actor of the 21st century.

Remember this one? “Humans aren’t very efficient movers—until you put us on a bicycle, when we become some of the most energy-efficient land travelers in the animal kingdom.” Proven science via Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social #CityMakingMath

now THIS is journalism!

don’t let anyone tell you that bluesky doesn’t have the juice

United by Knicks hate 🙏🏻

Dan Dickerson and Bobby Scales, on the Detroit Tigers radio broadcast, have a great rapport/style that reminds me a bit of my emotional support Gerry Sandusky and Rod Woodson Ravens radio broadcasts. Plus rad as hell music intros after every commercial break. If any other sports radio sickos care

“Curtis Sliwa sitting shiva for the Times Square Red Lobster” is hysterical on several levels, no one doing it like him

I worked hard on this story, it's important, & I want to share it. I'm also finding it difficult to put it out there without this context: Just as I wrapped up final edits last week, I got word that a friend vacationing in Arizona had died after overheating on a hike. www.eenews.net/articles/dea...

the beef with Blue Man Group has reached new levels

incredible things are happening on tiktok

The New York Times editorial board just came out in support of our ballot question to legalize starter homes. In much of the state you need up to two acres of land to build one home, so nobody builds anything modest. We basically outlawed the starter home. Time to make it legal again.

i just remembered a time in college when i was living with two girls i didn’t really know, and i left for a weekend, and while i was gone the roommates had put up these olive garden decorations in the communal living area

Just be your own biggest fan and support your friends, especially the creative ones. Got nothing else to say really, I'm used to being let down but I'm starting to get too old to let it damper my mindset.

With vocalist Biplap Mukherjee and tabla artist Ayushman Majumdar in Milwaukee in November 2025

Warsaw, Friday, late May. There are worse places on earth.

I'mJohnMorganofMorganandMorgan theMorganestMorganthatyoueverdidsee

go off king

For my part, I’ve been working on book trailers. I’m a big believer that the format is in its infancy, and needs to do more than just throw some slow motion stock footage and blurbs at the viewer, that it needs to give you an actual taste of the style and story. To wit:

oh no, i don't use the ai for <thing that i am paid to do> it's terrible at that. it's great for <thing you are paid to do> though.

Built in 1807, this 1,400sf home sits on a 1,300sf lot, accommodating 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms & a small patio. ...you’d need a 15,000sf lot to build this here today. This home, and countless starter homes like it, is now illegal to build in most of Massachusetts. 📍Salem, MA

bashketball thyme

youre saying a kettle cooked these chips?

crazy that this is the last day I can post on here

crazy that this is the last day I can post on here

wemby takeover

smash it

WHAT

couple eastern conference type blunders here in overtime…

wow

wemby so clutch

crazy meatloaf maki

Paleontological Fryer

skeet ideas to make friends: what is your favorite kind of pudding? marry-fuck-kill: E.T., Alf, Adam Silver wow lice hair! delete delete wow nice hair! do print in color or B&W? flip paper on horizontal edge,? save to drafts

Janet Fish Kraft Salad Dressing, 1973

ope. looks like someone's got a

the GREAT LAKES!!! THERE ARE NO LAKES GREATER!!!! this is my basin. this is my flora & my fauna. this is my sun & her angles of light beams.

on this app we don't say HERMIT CRAB anymore. it's insensitive. we say FREQUENTLY REHOUSED CRAB

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy but are you mad at me?

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

ope. looks like someone's got a

are there shepherd's pie popsicles?? 👀