had a thought i had to get out of my head

she's gonna win the ratings wars with ideas this hotttt!!!!!!

SLOP? NO PROBLEM

The harsh and unforgiving world of James Pond only values two things: mystery and energy

the glass isn't half full or half empty. it has no bottom. no matter how much time and effort you spend pouring and pouring you have nothing to show for it. your life is meaningless. your dreams are dead. god is dead. so why not make this a happy honda days to remember?

"Cows kill more people than sharks." That's what the cow tools are for

every social media company is bad but Meta really is uniquely evil

I’m bored… maybe I’ll go destroy a planet

currently in a 127 Hours situation but it's just my cat sitting on me even though i have work to do

Treats make Uni even stronger

Classic trick for beating art block: when you have art block, draw Glory from Shadowrun Dragonfall #Shadowrun #cyborg #cyberpunk

And then Beatrice told me "Donald, the Kirifuda family is the best family there is. Better than anyone in the history of ever. Here is some gold." And then she gave me her gold. That's what inspired the Art of the Deal, folks. One soul for hundreds of gold bars. Terrific deal.

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

This is still one of the best gags of all time and it's so era-specific

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When a person says "The investigative details of the most notorious criminal of the 21st century so far is not of public interest" you are sort of obligated to assume something is very fucking wrong

Lawyer up, you little shits. “Current and former DOGE staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.“

#CursedZillow Hmmm

he gave zohran the pass

There's a lot of neat stuff on DS I missed out on, but at least I'm making up for lost time with this one. Been playing this gem recently and it's rocketed straight up onto my list of favorite games period. Play TWEWY. Play TWEWY right now.

What I'm listening to today: "Car Alarm (extended reprise)", Pat An extended riff on the sound of a car alarm performed on the Khaen, a traditional Laotian mouth organ. Absolutely lovely feeling (I promise it's only annoying at the beginning). www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcut...

Zohran: i don't think we should primary Hakeem Jeffries Hakeem Jeffries 1 day later: yes i will vote to pass the "Fuck You, Zohran" bill

They are so funny. Our neighbors are being stuffed into unmarked vans, and they’re all like let’s vote against a term we probably can’t define instead.

this has reached enough people on youtube (not even that many) where all the incoming comments think it's real and are defending me

I feel a lot of people's hate for roguelikes come from only playing modern interpretations that have little to offer besides victory / defeat. Even Hades relies on narrative & meta progression to make "bad RNG" tolerable. Meanwhile, it's legit fun to die in weird ways in Caves of Cud, ToME4 or DCSS

Absolutely confounds me that there hasn't been a friendslop Smash TV remake, complete with exaggerated 80s aesthetics and retrofuture tech.

Behold my idiot son awakening from his mid-scratch nap with maximum bedhead.

Tapion's the coolest #DragonBallZ #ドラゴンボール

I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.

Fuck out of here

thinkin' about Half-Life today? why not watch my video about some of the coolest surreal art ever made for it! some (me) are calling it 2025's best youtube video, woah! youtu.be/M8Dr2CxUeME

AdBusters has officially been rendered obsolete

Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’ https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-husband-would-rather-watch-stargate-sg-1-than-have-honest-conversation-about-stargate-sg-1/

Newsflash: idiot assholes get everything they want, that they worked for, worked to sell the public on, and are sad about it

I do not use Windows but if you do, here's how to make your computer better

The SRW Y dlc is good

Smoker

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

I know everyone is saying AI is doing this but I think it's the entire economy sucking shit that's doing this and they're just using AI as an excuse.

CNN: Trump in Epstein files NBC: Trump in Epstein files ABC: Trump in Epstein files FOX:

Could be worse. Probably will be.

Weird how our AI-boosting government is killing the IRS's free tax filing tool, only for the company who spent $3,720,000 on lobbying last year to sign a big AI integration deal for their tax software. Probably a coincidence.