YES HAHAHA YES!!

Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face.

Two observations from the World Cup; Fifa should be disbanded USA should never be allowed to host it again

I heard someone say Mitch McConnell has Rigor Tortoise and I can’t unhear that.

"I said Nigel Farage is very principled calling a by-election. What did I say Roy?" "You said he's an attention seeking gobshite who's playing the victim in a desperate attempt to avoid scrutiny"

the old and the original www.fantasynamegenerators.com as far as I know still no AI. And you can even inspect to look at the JS for the gen functions because it all runs client side.

One of my most popular tweets.

The furries in the airport lining up for chick fil a deserve the mid flight sharts that garbage is going to give you

I've literally just seen an advert where they've led on the idea that AI is wrong, directly citing an example in weightlifting advice, where what it says of adding 5 pounds a week would in fact injure you. The point is it doesn't replace expertise. Even advertising is leading on AI being wrong now.

bsky vibed so hard I just got a 502

Following Belgium’s defeat of the USA in the World Cup, Americans are now required to eat fries with mayonaise and drink beer with complex flavor profiles. Not the worst possible outcome.

USA right now...

MITCH MCCONNELL IN HELL: you think *I* suck, wait till you meet the *NEXT* guy

me: don’t mind me, I’m just taking a gander petting zoo employee: please put the goose down

Sorry sorry sorry am trying to delete

(He thinks he’s hidden XD) 📸 @hobber.co.uk Hraun preparing to random encounter you like the Final Fantasy behemoth he is 😈

Venture capitalist is actually the easiest job to replace with Ai, along with CEO.

Some random person on twitter randomly found this tweet I made nine fucking years ago and liked it? I dunno where that came from but thank you random person for reminding me I used to tweet such absolute bangers.

Barbara Ehrenreich (1941–2022) was an American journalist, socialist feminist, and social critic best known for exposing the hidden violence of inequality, low-wage labor, poverty, and middle-class ideology.

We're dealing with two entirely different economies, the one that 8 Billion human beings have to interact with (and suffer through) every day, and the one that's entirely make-believe on the part of investors. And the latter fully dictates the former, but they don't really CONNECT beyond that.

*Not to humblebrag, but the undead-but-mediated Senator actually IS a "Bruce Sterling sci-fi story from the 1990s" *It's set in Tennessee rather than Mitch McConnell's Kentucky, but, well, there are also some other conspicuous inaccuracies readerslibrary.org/wp-content/u...

“meesa have a city to burn” #toyposting #cyberpunk

maybe my house is haunted 👻

Sure Microsoft may have fired thousands of people and gutted its games division but at least it had more money to pour into Copilot, the 4th most popular AI, a product nobody wants or likes except rich executives, that is constantly losing horrendous amounts of money

we had more than 5 websites :P

can't park there mate

6 years of research: "The only trait that consistently predicted objections to remote work was narcissism—the tendency to be self-centered & entitled. The higher the opinions of themselves leaders expressed, the more they coveted power and status—& the more they favored return-to-office mandates."

Switzerland bolted 5,000 solar panels onto a dam wall 8,000 feet up in the freezing Alps where everyone said solar made no sense, and the plant now makes three times more winter power than any farm down in the valleys share.google/nw0ojKKXnID1...

remembering a world heritage post this 4th of july

"Fair play" for a minister to tell *schoolchildren* that today sucks but you have a lifetime of misery to look forward to

If Andy Burnham is going to call himself "The King of the North" then naturally he should establish 'Number 10 North' in a Palace. Afflecks Palace, specifically. I want to see press conferences outside of a retail unit sandwiched between a Tattoo Parlour and a Record shop.

sorry work, AI cost issues are your problem not mine, should have thought about it before sloppingit on everyone and how dare you invoke Grug to promote cavemanning the false gods "grug no able see complexity demon, but grug sense presence in code base" grugbrain.dev

“What film most definitively captures the American experience?” And the response from NYT readers is a sci-fi movie. 🥳

Sorry, are you telling me that if you totally screw over your base, they aren't best impressed?!?

Yoga.

Kudos to whoever noticed this haha

Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control

I'm not sure if it counts as a novelty song? Well, it's a novelty, and it's a song, so...

I ran an absolutely 100% human, zero AI-involvement at any stage passage of my writing through an "AI detector," curious if it could really tell human from AI work, and it said my own writing was "84% AI written" then asked I wanted to pay to have it "humanized." So there's that to keep in mind.

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

(meme from Tumblr)

Just thinking of the art where a macro wolf mounts Rushmore, no reason

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"