NEW: Five years of social media history is only a fraction of what the US Government will shortly demand of overseas visitors. The full requirements will end tourism in the United States. Below is the full, mind-blowing list. 🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨 1/

Consumer facing "A.i." is about triggering the excretion of a mediocre product. It's a rejection of PROCESS. Life itself is process, not fucking product. Push "A.i." on kids and you rob them of the joyful experience of life itself. I am not exaggerating.

I think a big part of the "abundance" agenda is preparing you for a reintroduction of reheated 00s era vibes-based Obama/Clinton corporatism as the "solution" for authoritarianism, in order to pre-empt the introduction of a socialist democratic reform movement people actually want

washington post reporter code-switching on twitter and bluesky like a key & peele sketch

Why are our ungrateful readers so dense that they can’t see that the transphobia and fascist sanewashing and whitewashing genocide is for their own good?

Elon’s Crying Censorship Over An #EU Fine That Has Nothing To Do With Censorship - www.techdirt.com/2025/12/08/e... "#Musk isn’t just misrepresenting the fine. He’s responding with a series of escalating tantrums designed to feed his false censorship narrative."

An American for-profit healthcare companied tried to hire me this week. Here's how that went. 😉 www.youtube.com/shorts/1WKAx...

Who has made this 🤣

The interactive tutorial for Supermallows from Hasbro Gaming is now on DIZED! This sweet and silly family game has players cleverly secure the best supermallows to win! Free tutorial available now on the DIZED app (iOS/Android) and on the web: app.dized.com/game/superma...

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.

"My buddy Steve, who doesn't wash his ass and calls women 'females,' whose last steady job was cleaning the 7-Eleven hot dog machine and he got fired, can't get laid. Here's 4,000 words about why that's the fault of Susan, a constitutional lawyer/supermodel who rescues puppies in her spare time."

he's gotta go

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When you post your #SpotifyWrapped, you’re not just doing free advertising for a company that exploits artists, recruits for ICE, and invests in AI war machines. You’re actively celebrating the fact that you’re being surveilled and participating in your own surveillance. Maybe … don’t do that?

“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas” Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.

Every trans person who is on a knife edge. On one side is employment for another day. On the other is whether a random transphobe posts "Ick, gross, trans person" with your picture and employer name, and it goes viral. You will get fired, from pretty much any company, if that happens to you.

He really is becoming one droopy-ass old man. Maybe the droopiest old man going.

She shouldn't have to keep doing this by herself. She is supposedly a member of a political party and every single one of her *colleagues* should be BLASTING the fascist in chief. ALL OF THEM. Where is the solidarity???

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

The President is actively dying right next to his team of simps yelling about what a Big Strong Leader Man he is. Just sitting there, eyes closed, croaking in front of our eyes.

The Pentagon reporters who have been kicked out of the building continue to break huge stories every day while the right-wing New Media continue to post selfies of themselves hanging out in the Pentagon.

Precisely. With the vaccine-hesitant, I’m very careful and respectful However, it’s no quarter for antivax influencers and grifters who spread (and profit from) the disinformation that fuels vaccine hesitancy. bsky.app/profile/tara...

Look if you're running for office as a Dem and ever say you're working across the aisle, you're a white supremacist, or, at best, the person who wants to work with the white supremacists so you're a white supremacist. Anyway. Just a note for anyone running

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Further to my theory that the works of Paul Verhoeven are the only proper way to understand contemporary America.

I’d rather question why is Kushner there and why is he laying out a vision? We did not vote him into any gov position nor the senate we voted for has approved his candidacy. This isn’t a grey zone anymore, it’s 50 shades of grey.

If you tell people to learn to draw: "Noooo, too hard, takes too much, I can't 😭😭😭" If they want something drawn: "Lol, it's just a drawing, that ain't too hard"

Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.

Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.

Who’s gonna tell ‘em

Trials. Trials. And more trials. And the Dems thinking abt running for President need to start chanting “trials!” YESTERDAY. Put the fear of future trials in them NOW, so they stop doing this TODAY. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social’s feed should just be pics of Nuremberg Trials over and over again.

I don’t get it, why does making art become unsatisfying when you remove the part where your brain works and is rewarded with a sense of accomplishment

Putin's plan to end the war in Ukraine. Cartoon by Michael de Adder

Every journalist who has done a sanewash profile of RFK Jr. is an accessory before or after the fact as the case may be bsky.app/profile/eliz...

First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.

Today’s xkcd made me cry. In a good way. xkcd.com/3172/

Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...

i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.

Our illiterate ungovernable Nazi cops will have shiny badges and new uniforms, that is the democratic promise

them: woke is immoral and unfair bc it teaches that all white people are racist! me: the only people I’ve ever seen act like all white people are racist are racist white people who expect me to be on their side because I’m white them: no not like that

I take on average 10,000 stills and a half hour of video every week. Most I'll never think about again. This I'll hold onto until I grow old. 4 hours ago. Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑

I'm all for woke 2 as long as we agree woo-woo is out, I want aggressively pro-science and medicine thanks

Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox

mood

this is one of my favorite far sides. it’s silky and has an even greater hallucinatory quality than his usual stuff and it just gets me every time, but i rarely see it listed among the best of the strip

FM of Lithuania makes a very good point that I’ve been repeating for over a year: it’s not only about Ukraine, Putin is set to dismantle NATO.