reskeeting this again for absolutely no reason

Can I just say that while I don't doubt that the reporting is correct, this quoted headline is some bullshit? "Paramount Officially Acquiring..: Report" makes it sound like it's been reported in an official location, but it hasn't been. More correct would be "Paramount Reportedly Acquiring...."

Let's see if this actually happens on Monday.

thank u Hades 2 for adding animal familiars 🐸💕

The most interesting thing about King Charles the First...

Apropos of nothing a full page ad from the Onion

Fun fact: CVS will do MMR boosters as a walk-in. You don't need a prescription. www.health.harvard.edu/diseases-and...

59 House Democrats have signed on to Congressman Ro Khanna's letter calling for official recognition of Palestinian statehood. Seth Moulton didn't. The Massachusetts 6th District deserves a Representative who will block the bombs instead of arming the genocide in Gaza.

Grue jay!

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

screw the screaming services. buy yr favourite data hoarder a couple of hard drives.

It's funny because the wafer to ice cream proportion doesn't look like it could possibly be right but when you take a bite you realize they know what the fuck they're doing and you're an idiot

The thing about being an artist is that sometimes you’ll have a really silly/cursed image enter your head and spend hours of your life drawing it. Hours you’ll never get back.

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you

Anyway I am managing the existential terror of living in the moment by posting out of my photo roll so here’s a picture of ponyhenge that the iphone image classifier thinks is “birds”.

Sometimes trolls on other platforms accuse me of promoting the trans agenda. That is the perfect excuse to talk about MY trans agenda: * Prosecute Corruption * Medicare For All * Abortion Is Healthcare * Government Software Should Work For You * Block The Bombs * And more!

last week has proven one thing: we are all getting banned for the things we post when Donald trump eventually dies

They just played "Yin and Yang (The Flower Pot Man)" by Love and Rockets going into an ad break during the Eagles-Chiefs game.

New CBS owner Ellison takes steps to appease Trump and WH regulators as he eyes bid for Warner Bros. Discovery - including CNN My story for NPR www.npr.org/2025/09/12/n...

Remember when Trump announced a multimillion-dollar secret deal with CEO David Ellison? And then — shocker — Trump approved Ellison buying CBS/Paramount. Now, Ellison wants to take over CNN/Warner Bros. This media merger must be blocked as a dangerous concentration of power.

What is wrong with these people? www.wsj.com/business/med...

when i say the washington post deserves neither your money nor your respect, i also mean wapo puzzles & diversions, and crosswords and all their podcasts

ICE has just ramped up its presence in the BOSTON area. If you see something -- a raid, cars with masked agents, etc. -- call LUCE right away and record everything you can. Support your neighbors!

“Roll for initiative”

the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.

Mastercard and Visa Clarify That Lesbian Porn Still Okay hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

this is our fucking city

Ok, maybe David Oracle is actually dumb enough to buy The Free Press...

I think if you threw a blanket over Sam Altman's head he would think he died like a horse

As a former professional football player, my expert opinion is that Paramount should punt on this deal (mainly because she’s a third rate false equivalence hack that has nothing more meaningful to contribute to political discourse than my morning bowel movement)

love to get asked by my boss why i seem unmotivated. i don't know man. you look outside lately?

In which Michelle Wu shows a deep commitment to the city and an unmatched understanding of what we value. Also OMG Keytar Bear!!!

@wraavr.bsky.social you totally have nothing better to do than to go out tomorrow to get me middleman merch, right?

Tonight I am mourning the children who died, those who were injured, everyone who has been affected by the shooting in Minneapolis, and all of the school shooting survivors in America. Guns are tools, built to hurt and kill. They should be regulated.

Every lawyer should get the day off in observance of the fact that they actually failed to indict a ham sandwich

*breathe in* I am not a dumpster fire. *breathe out* I am a dumpster phoenix.

Good morning to everyone except Jackass

#OnThisDay in 1917, the Spokane IWW office was raided, its leaders were arrested, and martial law was declared. historylink.org/File/7363

One of my friends said, "Rocky Horror is like a haunted house movie, but instead of finding scary ghosts, they find sex."

This works both ways. If the state turned around and only charged him with littering then you’d have to find him guilty

Slightly diminish a band: Vsvally

so proud of my lesbian governor who is a lesbian (she's a lesbian btw)

that is exactly what it is

that’s it. we can all stop making blueberry llm jokes. perfection has been achieved. it’s over. last one out, turn out the lights