officially lower than the day the stock opened already lol

A24 out here taking the "art" out of "art house"

Psst game devs… I’m available 🥰

posting this image for no reason in particular

retwiitær mæsjøl pga dårlig reach det kommer til å gjenta seg

yeah unfortunately the point at which security agents started manufacturing crimes to so they could arrest people to support the delusions of a single personalist ruler was the point at which the story stopped being silly heavy-handed metaphor and started being of real concern

He really did

It sucks when you’re suicidal and sobbing asking your friend “wouldn’t it be better and easier for everyone if I was gone” and they say “no, dumbass, it would not”…like well I was hoping to hear the opposite of that so my depression could score a final and decisive victory but go off I guess

The attacks in Edinburgh, in which an armed bare-chested white man terrorised Muslims, leaving five people injured, don't feature on a single newspaper front page this morning. Two tier journalism

mr talarico, your opponent has used his office to enrich himself and his cronies at every turn and shown a stunning level of corruption even for texas politics. on the other hand, republicans say you might have a vagina. how are voters supposed to know who to trust?

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

It's been incredibly obvious for a while that Labour's strategy of "loudly agree that dangerous foreigners coming to our shores is the number one issue, hope the right wing press give you credit for what bastards you are to aforementioned Johnny Foreigner" would not, in fact, reap dividends. But...

kæm av dåkker ska på tons? (dialekt for å forberede dere)

Following recent trends ("Skinamarink", "Hokum") here are some free horror movie title ideas for Hollywood: Okily Dokily Neener Neener Kitchy Kitchy Koo Pish Tosh Bing-Bong Oh Bugger Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Hiney Ho Wowzers!!!! Whoopsy-Doodles Malarkey Wheeeeeeeee Holy Shneikes

Did you touch the Reflecting Pool

context collapse is fucking amazing. tremendous work reframing making a joke about a voting song into "this person hates gay men's choirs and is specifically attacking them, btw don't ask what kind of person it is" because you were in yr feels and now a trans woman is getting threats during pride

"Did you get that photo of Sting reading a book?" "Sure did, boss. Real cunty vampire, just like you asked."

There's a lot of reasons why if someone self-identifies as a gamer that I give a 50/50 chance they're a serial killer, but the one is at the top of the list. We don't deserve games if this is what fragile man-children do with them. youtube.com/shorts/TVvzP...

Maybe it’s naïve at this point, but it bothers me that filing pertinent information away for a future book while working as a journalist isn’t considered a conflict of interest.

In America if you touch the president's special slime pool they send you to prison

This is insane. It is absolutely mad that we live in a world where people wake up and send complete strangers messages like this on a daily basis.

>becomes prime minister >wins largest majority seen in labour history >pivots the party hard right, cracks down on palestinian protestors and privacy rights >completely destroys the labour party >resigns what was bro doing any of this for

Let me write Jim Henson’s Dracula you cowards

Here's Tucker Carlson coupling classic antisemitism with his decades-old Islamophobia about "Muslims destroying Europe," which he's feverishly tried to mask in recent months while luring low-hanging "leftists"

I'm just never going to understand how so many people turned into overnight cock gobblers for the world's most obvious and disgusting conman. It's like I woke up one day and 30% of the world couldn't get enough of smashing themselves in the face with a hammer.

I can see why Mary shelley named the fellow Frankenstein

the war isnt over until traffic in the strait returns to pre-war levels. simply a statement of fact and i wish democrats were drawing this line as to what a successful end to hostilities looks like

i wonder if the press will reflect on how they have spent the last 3 weeks being led around by the nose, breathlessly reporting a worthless MOU as an inevitable end to all hostilities

Hard for this team to be good vibes when this keeps happening

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

There are reflecting pools everywhere for those with eyes to see them

Here's a podcast about the news that was rendered irrelevant immediately after recording but then became relevant again because the deal is back on maybe? Anyway, watch this until the deal is off again in 30 minutes or so.

i think if you dress like this, you deserve to do a little corruption

Også lar de ørten blokker stå tomme i årevis, eller så selger kommunen dem unna til det private markedet sånn at boligkrisa blir enda verre. Elsker elitismen ❤️

Vet dere hva jeg elsker? At kommunale boliger i Oslo skal følge markedspris på leieprisen. Så nå som en 25 kvm toroms koster 20k i måneden om man leier privat, koster også en kommunal bolig det samme. Og det ekskludert hvitevarer, oppvarming og strøm - ting privat utleie ofte inkluderer i leia.

New Pee Wee Herman villain just dropped.

Getting blocked by the mens wear guy because you keep sending him this picture and asking “thoughts?”

even the far right now sees how weak and unpopular is becoming and they're all turning on him i hate them, but i do love to watch them eat their own

I'm not sure there's a more bizarre collection of supporting cast members than this handful from the credits of THE EXORCIST III.

mindre kontroversiell mening: nord-norge er den fineste landsdelen og det er ikke spørsmål engang

this guy is legitimately one of the most insanely racist people alive

Bruh blocked me for this

oh are we finally acknowledging this pattern now?

They really did lmao