i think it might be a hypermonday

it me, String Paddle Hotel Chocolat

it took a while, but it looks like context collapse is finally complete! we did it lxds!

Meanwhile on TikTok a candle company is posting Venezuela explainers

there are flowers everywhere for those with eyes to see them

IT'S A GOD? That Doesn't Mean It Outranks You!

Hello it me, white Mercedes Sports Utility Vehicle With Oblivious Driver.

henry is right. we win by building goofy shit for fun.

“feral gossip” is such an excellent coinage from @lucyosler.bsky.social and @joelkrueger.com to describe the way LLMs amplify gossip about real people as they pass slop back and forth between training sets. www.vice.com/en/article/a...

Today is Duodi the 12th of Nivôse in the year 234. Nivôse is the month of snow. Today we celebrate clay.#JacobinDay More information on clay

Just in case there are any Krakens among my followers, I’d observe that it’s very unlikely even these guys remembered to pack a severed Medusa head

we are watching National Treasure

This Boxing Day I'm thinking about the eighties UK band Living In A Box and their hit single from 1987 "Living In A Box" off their debut album "Living In A Box" youtu.be/guBsPkUkPQg?...

AI attempts to appropriate and profit from the imagery and pseudo-personalities of the dead is a natural consequence of the Marxist concept of 'tendential fall of the rate of the profit', a literal zombification of the work force, and should be treated as the abomination against humanity that it is

I am brimming with holiday spirit

that’s rite!! that’s absolutely fuckin rite!!!

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One of the lesser-known manifestations of the Machine God, the Cringewagon Iron protects, even in its humblest form

Bordeaux Windsock, international man of mystery

Edgelands (2024) Oil and acrylic on canvas

CHIVELORD HAS DONE IT!!! PERFECT CHIVES ON DAY 70!!! TOLL THE TOWN BELL!!! HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!! U/F1EXICAN HAS PERFECTED THE ART OF CHIVE-CUTTING!! CELEBRATE, YE GOOD PEOPLE!!

every tech guy with an AI “girlfriend”

what a perspective! the colours!

These ridiculous mega-projects like "datacenters in space" (doomed by thermodynamics) make a LOT more sense when you realize they're massive Ponzi schemes designed to transfer wealth from pension funds to VC's through "fee stacking." It's the old Assets Under Management con. It should be illegal.

I can see how it's easy to get swept up in the rush of making the computer do an incredibly impressive trick. but also the trick makes it impossible for any shared information or consensus reality to exist. so it's impossible to say etc

I forgot I had preordered this, and ordered it again, so now I have two. If anybody wants the second copy pop me a DM and I will post it to you. bsky.app/profile/anot...

THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

Setting out to become the Werner Herzog of UX, but accidentally becoming the Slavoj Žižek of UX

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

this is a screaming deal

man this sucks so much :(

The fact that we have super wealthy and extremely stupid people trying to set themselves up as new nobles has made historical nobility, which I only know from books, far more real to me. These people were not smart, they did not rule well, and rigid hierarchies of domination are very bad.

i very simply cannot imagine this scenario. it would be like willingly romancing a bollard.

I WAS COMPELLED TO MAKE THIS BY FORCES BEYOND MY CONTROL

i am re-reading this beauty and you know what, it is just as lovely the second time through.

genius

Stoked to share that True Terrors (@strange.website) and I have turned this riff of a post into "Strangers By Spring", a creative project about escapism, romance, and rebirth: strangersbyspring.com Sometimes it's really good to just sit down and make the things you wish existed in the world.

My Dinner With Andre do-over starring these two would go crazy.

vanishingly few things make me as furious as clicking on a link to an article and having it launch news.app, the app that should've been a website.

i am revisiting some older long-form drone performances this evening. orangetronic.com/no_return_20...

AI sucks. Spotify sucks. @orangetronic suggests: quit them both, buy a record, invate some pals round, have a little dance.

Towncreep. Been researching a supposedly lost town in deepest Sussex that 19th century locals called "Towncreep". They said it was destroyed by "the red-haired men". Now that's a folk horror scenario for you. I'll explain in forthcoming book...

my guy sounds like he heard about this new fangled concept called "staying hydrated" in 1976 and has been avoiding it ever since.

[doctor, dribbling on themself quite a lot] and do you have a history of frymnblal?

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if you see this, quote post it with your model of positive masculinity