Came home from tonight's excursion only to walk into a spiderweb across the front steps. Amazed I didn't walk into the spider itself, and believe me the world would've heard me if I had. But that's the last web that one's spinning...

The song that's so relevant to today that I can't believe it's actually 15 years old and not actually about who it sounds like it's about

Imagine asking what someone does for work and they call themselves a ‘Prompt Engineer’

pls know that internally i may be screaming but externally i am also screaming

“Look: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”

Since we're talking about One Nation and their history of providing us with some truly exceptional candidates, this is from the PHON candidate for Macalister in the 2017 State election. One of the top ten twitter exchanges of all time.

Quality performance art. Easy to parse, thematically relevant, kinda gross. Love it.

I am the most racist italian on long island and I support ICE. My grandparents came here the right way, by doing it in the 1930s and being from Europe. They also knew how to properly integrate even though they never learned English and never associated with any medigans

Well, that's the resolution to hold off buying new blu's broken already. (At least these are upgrades from DVD so I'm not adding to my apparently unkillable watchlist...)

Most of the very best people I've ever met are golden retrievers.

Here’s some of the photography I’ve been working on :33

This is fantastic. The kookas have been really active in my area (and in my backyard specifically) of late. Never got such a good shot of one as this, though.

I never want to hear Trump speak again, but if he must I insist upon him doing so like this

Area newspaper wants higher unemployment.

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

Can we stop using the word 'misinformation' and say 'lies'? #politics

Out-take from "Doctor Who: The Awakening" part 2 (1984). #DoctorWho

trump getting his feelings hurt by european leaders is the culmination of this new type of guy that emerged in the last decade or so: guy who goes out of his way to be a huge asshole who then gets really offended when the people he's being an asshole to don't like him

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/

Party in the front, business in the back.

Drop something UNDEAD

WHEW IT IS DOLLY’S BIRTHDAY MORE OF YOU NEED TO LEAD WITH THAT.

Federation Way is a pedestrian and cycle path that links Anzac Parade to Centennial Park. Often busy, and Sydneysiders are early risers, but this morning, I got there first.

also this story contains the sentence "There is no suggestion that Veronika’s skills are evidence of the evolution of an ominous new species of super-cow," surely an early front-runner for sentence of the year

I've found religion

A greeting card for my Bluesky friends

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

The ANZAC Bridge on the south west corner of Sydney Harbour marks the entry to both Rozelle and Blackwattle Bays. Even on a drab early morning it sets my heart aflutter.

Oh look, I made another mix. An assortment of 80s stuff this time round. www.mixcloud.com/James_1511/2...

Whatever he had like 12 followers

Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything

This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition, The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance Iconic imo

I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead. It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut. No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.

Love in the Subway — Stanley Kubrick, 1946

Best film of 2026 locked in.

Praise be! It is the 277th anniversary of the ‘appearance’ of the Bottle Conjuror at London’s Haymarket. He promised to insert himself into a quart (two pint) bottle, and didn’t turn up, leading to a riot in which the theatre’s fixtures and fittings were torn out and thrown on a bonfire 🧵

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

And he STILL won't make her the leader of Venezuela.

why are people laughing at this? this is NOT FUNNY!! please do not laugh

Please support my petition to Manchester city council to get a blue plaque put up at that spot on Temperance Street where a man getting a handjob was captured by a Google street view car.

Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.

More than any other show of its time, Star Trek dared - still dares - to imagine something that feels impossible: in the future, leftists and scientists will be able to afford rent in San Francisco

The old pylons off Pirrama Park make perfect reflections on White Bay while a blanket of pre dawn cloud cloaks Sydney.

Honestly, this is worse than office hot desking - you leave your work seat for five minutes to make a cup of tea, and the work experience nicks your place.

Sunset Ireland - (January 14th), [Timelapse] view from my office window tonight of clouds moving over West Field, Galway, Ireland #Sunset #Ireland #Scape #Landscape #Sky #Clouds #SkyScape #Photography #TimeLapse

Sunset Ireland - (January 14th) Amber clouds over West Field, Galway, Ireland #Sunset #Ireland #Scape #Landscape #Sky #Clouds #SkyScape #Photography

I've never watched Call The Midwife. Here's what I think it's about

In their lifetime, the average so-called cinephile will watch barely a fraction of all films ever released. That’s why I’m cinemamaxxing. By watching films at 5x speed I can experience the entire filmography of auteurs both famous and obscure in a matter of hours

little man being petted