I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.

Mark Zuckerberg looks like he has one of those fake heads they use in cheap horror movie decapitations to roll around the floor. He looks like an unconvincing rubber head of himself. Including the dollar store wig.

I for one did not see this coming

I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.

I can’t decide whether to laugh uproariously or sob endlessly. What’s the German word for that feeling

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

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My man looking like he gonna open the airlock on the space station to let the Daleks in.

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

Got this ad on Reddit the other day and I can't stop thinking about it. Just so many levels of bad and wrong

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground And tell sad stories of the death of kings

Caturday meets No Kings day.

D&D is satanic again let's go

If Andrew Windsor is giving up his royal titles and all that, why are people still calling him Prince Andrew?

My 'phone reminds me that it's 10 years since I celebrated getting the Criterion BD of DON'T LOOK NOW, by getting my daughter & grandson to imitate a psychotic demon dwarf serial killer. Ah, such fun... 🤔

only Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley could find a way to eulogized someone they replaced (TWICE) as irreplaceable

Apparently sharing a post about #women #writers in #horror #scifi or #fa is considered sexually suggestive by the powers that be at @bsky.app who placed a 'label' on this post. #misogyny #censorship #booksky #wtf?

Plague doctor with mask | Plaque doctor with mask

It feels a little dumb to mourn a mall but hearing the iconic Monroeville Mall from Dawn of the Dead is set to be torn down in the next few years kinda bummed me out. Grew up going there. Hope they keep some sorta landmark with the George Romero bust up somewhere at least

Publicity still for KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK (1978) When I was a little kid, I didn't realize Kiss was a band. I thought it was a cult of murderous mimes. RIP Ace

Gonna have to hold a second “denounce Nazis” press conference because the first “denounce Nazis” press conference defended Nazis lol

We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...

Actually thought this was Benny Hill at first

Many find them annoying, but I'm a huge fan of Blue Jays--especially when I can capture their beauty in flight! 💙💙💙 #Bluejay #CentralPark #birding

For reasons, I have taught Malthus twice in the last week or two. In both rooms, I have forgotten to wipe the whiteboard clean, so I like to think that it looks like someone is going around writing FAMINE DISEASE WAR just to freak people out.

Change a letter, ruin a song. I Can Pee For Miles

"National socialists were socialists, it's in the name." Alright cool. You should take a big bite out of this urinal cake since it has "cake" in the name.

What, you ask a *Scottish* person what they thought about Thatcher and you're surprised when you get this sort of answer? This would've been mild, too, compared to some of the things I'm sure were said that day away from cameras. Bravo Cathy Rutherford, and RIP.

Don't make me tap the Robert Pattinson quote, Leto.

Man in a devil costume jumps over a burning effigy

#MondayMotivation #cardboard #cosplay

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They should do a Colombian remake of Scooby Doo where the gang brings Pablo Escobar to justice and he says "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids"

I think execs misunderstood when people were saying that Jared Leto lures in teens.

more of this. bsky.app/profile/atru...

I just know this cat walked a Roosevelt down, took no prisoners at the fall of an empire, and still owes money to a Pharaoh

and I feel fine

Savor the taste of #Caturday

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

The gentleman’s agreement that prevented people from reporting on Barron is now over It is open season

I remember being disappointed years to read that Ian Watkins had been killed in jail, but the report turned out to be false. Just read again about him being killed in jail. Apparently it's true this time. Nothing of value, etc.

The internet loves democracy duck, the duck fighting for democracy in Venezuela

A photo I took of my cats making their way back home after killing a man.

L-R: Dua Lipa, Dual Ipa

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

Stolen from Facebook #landbastard #landlord