Wake up anon, it’s time for another day of being tortured for following the news.

Star Trek: The Next Generation, possibly the best television show ever, is not about spaceships shooting lasers at each other, it is about a man who represents the best of us trying to teach his robot son to be human while debating whether humans even deserve to exist with his best frenemy, God.

We are starkly underestimating the impact of the closure of the Strait of Hormuz. This is a much graver situation than people realise iandunt.substack.com/p/the-mad-em...

Me now that Brent crude oil is up 50%

international women’s day

They should invent a way out that isn't through

Me to @brennacgray.bsky.social

“nO stuPiD RuLEs of enGaGemeNt” <three friendly fire incidents>

That’s 5,000km on the Radwagon since getting it mid-Pandemic. So many adventures (mostly to daycare or the recycling depot). It’s a shame the company imploded.

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Anti-heist alert, @stillwellgray.ca

saw a video of myself moving around. What the hell

It’s almost alarming at how viscerally I recoiled at this.

what the hell is anyone fucking talking about

DEFUND ALL POLITICANS AND COPS - dashare.zone ADMIN

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I love Christopher Guest movies and by their design they were always only as good as the comedic actors involved and it’s one of the absolute purest ways to see just how much people like Catherine O’Hara and Fred Willard brought to the job. It sucks to lose them but it’s also just magic to see them

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Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

i feel like wearing this coat one time could change my life

I was curious what Blade Runner looks like in black and white. Pretty good actually. Without a full colour palette, the way Sean Young is backlit comes out very vividly. Obviously reinforces the film noir mood.

sundays are the perineum of the week

Climate advocates lost some political battles in North America last year, but technology and economics are winning the war everywhere else. 2026 will make the inevitability of the energy transition even more difficult to ignore. www.nationalobserver.com/2025/01/02/o...

Picked up three of my favourite 2025 records at Audiopile's boxing day sale (along with a few others): Abul Mogard - Quiet Pieces; Aris Kindt - Now Claims My Timid Heart; Emily A. Sprague - Cloud Time.

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

Here’s to 2026

Screw Anduril and Palantir... I want to start a company called Bombadil that just makes fun shit, staffed by people who enjoy their jobs and have plenty of time to smoke weed and laugh. I don't even know what they'd do but it'd be something _whimsical as fuck_ let me tell you

Western Grain Robert Newton Hurley 1944

Setting up elaborate Home Alone traps. Absolutely none of them work. String pulls the fan over instead of flipping switch, air rifle not pumped enough, blow torch has multiple safeties. Burglars find and kill me in 30 seconds

Watched THE LONG WALK this week. Easily the most on-screen shitting in a movie, ever. Up to you if that’s a selling feature or not.

behold, the platonic ideal of social media

the plan; teach Sabrina Carpenter about communism

real 'canada is three oil execs in a trenchcoat' kinda day, today.

Gob Bluth for Transportation Secretary www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAUc...

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

Yikes, grim shit.

Canadian Armour Passing through Ortona, Italy Charles Comfort 1944

Main Street Alex Colville 1979

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Bluesky rn

This government's signal legacy in higher education is going to be "we torched whatever we could right across the country because we couldn't figure out how to control the southern Ontario housing market". Ford can't/won't build houses? Better knife some more rural colleges in NB or BC.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

I put an ambient record on the other day while @brennacgray.bsky.social was reading and she legitimately asked "Do you hear that - is the furnace broken?"

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll