I have not been a Kimi Antonelli believer but I will admit to being wrong about this. Well done, kiddo.

George Russell never does the funniest thing. It’s his biggest weakness.

There’s fandom and then there’s delusion and I admire both but people complaining about Oscar’s strategy need to go touch grass, F1-style. Yes the best plan would be to give the preferential strategy to the guy who has sucked worse all weekend. That would be very smart.

Aston Martin’s find a decent strategy for Fernando Alonso challenge level impossible.

Guys Red Bull is trying to kill Yuki Tsunoda.

How it feels to watch formula 1:

Oscar Piastri looking desperate as hell. Channel your calm, dude.

That was objectively an extremely fun sprint. Fernando Alonso defended as long as was humanly possible in that predictably poor race trim. Good on Charles Leclerc. That was fun.

Where are my Oscar Piastri fans at? You guys crashing out hard? It’s gonna be hard to come up with a conspiracy theory for this one but I believe in you all and look forward to hearing it.

STOP THE COUNT

We are out for an adventure.

How many masks did they have to take off?

I am parked at Thing 1’s flute lesson and I don’t have the baby but I do have a hot chocolate and a memoir by one of the Sister Wives. I am about to have a really good 28 minutes.

Why not? It’s the same party.

So Schumer never did endorse, huh. Nor Gillibrand. Just irredeemable pieces of shit, the entire NY senate delegation

ICYMI: @brennacgray.bsky.social and @joelipsett.bsky.social wrapped up scary season with a look at #clowninacornfield. Here’s how it fared at YA BINGO

Lady in London Drugs today was remarking huffily that Coffee Crisp is “prepared in” Canada, not “product of” Canada. I’m as elbows up as the next fella but I’m pretty sure you can’t grow cacao in any part of Canada.

Second verse, same as first. Kids a little more overstimulated, my mood a little bit worse.

Per a conversation w/ @thefallingdream.bsky.social: "AI Psychosis": ableist, saneist, makes it seem like an individual problem; washed "AI Ensorcellment": highlights both the truth of the magico-religious commitments underlying all tech *&* the curse-like nature of systemic "AI" impositions; fire

Both sides of this petty shit is the energy of the whole fucking country, I regret to confirm.

Y’all should try being a Fernando Alonso fan, you want to talk about despair. Sack up.

The great thing about a reverse chronological, non-algorithmic feed is that if Dodgers fans do exist, I’ve truly never seen one.

Power outage in Upper Sahali. Anyone else in Kamloops in the dark?

The only good piece of educational technology in existence is the Dominos Pizza Tracker; in this essay I will…

Me in an edtech sales pitch:

The main life advice I have is: definitely marry the guy who will skip sleeping for two nights in a row to make his cargo bike into the cat from K-Pop Demon Hunters to both delight your eight-year-old and make a point about active transportation at the Trunk-or-Treat.

It’s actually wild to me — even in the year 2025, I guess I am still capable of disappointment — how much broader the communist criteria is than the Nazi criteria for access to the US.

Ok but it sounded like the furnace was broken

Hey, are you at #OpenEd25 and a fan of manifestos? Come chat with me about how Open can be at the forefront of better. I bet we hate all the same stuff; let's breathe some fire. Starting in fifteen minutes!

As a Formula 1 fan, this thing where you baseball people get to watch a game like every night is very jealousy-inducing.

Ubermensch. These fuckers. Not even subtle!

Last week I did a whole interview — feature length, hour long! — that was booked as promotion for Community of Praxis but where I forgot to do the promo part and had to email them after to ask them to add it.

I refuse to believe this many of you know what "sending him" means, let alone have options about the rightness thereof.

I just came from a launch event for Community of Praxis where we talked about all the ways we can imagine making peer review better and more responsive but luckily the people at Elsevier are here to make Everything Worse (TM), as is their custom.

The biggest sign you should log off as a Formula 1 fan is if you’re more interested in lengthy McLaren conspiracy theories than recognizing that Oscar Piastri has a pattern of dropping off at the end of the season likely due to (1) less familiarity with these tracks and (2) length of junior seasons.

My face when I accidentally activate the terrible Sky Sports audio stream for F1 instead of the dulcet tones of my F1TV boys:

They should show that Ronald Regan ad after every home run.

The only truly ethical response that a self-described artist can make. Anything else is a betrayal of one's colleagues.

Oh my god it’s actually six teeth, this poor kid.

There’s a new episode out today! We’re thinking alongside @edifiedlistener.bsky.social and trying to figure out how to jettison “school thinking” without losing our jobs.

If your posts on social media make people think, hm, it’s giving Marie Antoinette, you might be making a mistake somewhere in your life.

We all got our flu and Covid shots yesterday and the baby has been feverish all night. But luckily he is being raised by a ginger cat who thinks it’s appropriate to sit on the feverish baby for warmth.

All those fuckers LOVED virtue signalling. They were very clear about that.

The baby is really proud of his soft booties and he is walking around the living room trying to give them to the cat. The cat is unmoved by this gesture.

My new thing is watching skincare routine videos on YouTube shorts while unironically doing my bedtime “routine” of brushing my teeth, spraying a knock-off Tower 28 hypochlorous acid spray, forgetting to moisturize, and at the last minute before falling asleep remembering to put Vaseline on my lips.

I was like wow, baby, why you being such a jerky jerk last night and today? And then I was brushing his teeth and realized he is in the process of cutting three teeth at once. I’d be a dickhead too.

"wauuugh that person is so annoying" so block them. Do it immediately. Diplomatically problematic to block them? Mute them. Bluesky is great for that. Boom, now you don't read their posts. Wow!

I don’t care at all about baseball but I am still pretty sore about the trade war and I guess I feel like taking baseball away from Americans would be really funny right now.

My dad has been gone for three years today and it turns out I’m still really sad about it. We watched the Grand Prix and made a cake with his celebrated buttercream icing recipe. It was a nice day. But also it sucked. I guess this is kind of what it is now.

Carlos Sainz is honestly lucky that “trademark move” doesn’t end in tears more often.