A+. Perfect. 10/10. No notes.

"People are poor and that's not enriching the rich"

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Online “leftist”: “it’s actually bad that Trump sucked Mamdani’s dick on national TV for the entire media to see!”

Trump: "Asceda -- well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem -- enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"

The one surefire way to get people to stop saying mean things about you is to send out a press release, insisting that they stop saying mean things about you. www.dhs.gov/news/2025/09...

Again Bouie from the top rope

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

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how disrespectful. let’s get this guy fired from his job.

Leaving aside the creepy implication that "traditional political violence" is OK and this is somehow different ... they're still insinuating that this attack came from "the left" and "the left" bears responsibility on the whole, even though everything we know suggests he was somewhere on the right.

It’s so wild how people have canonized and held up Charlie Kirk as a “free thinker” and “speaking what he believes” when what he’s saying is the most vile, hateful rhetoric coming out of someone’s mouth

fascists are ghouls, news at 9

the permission structure created for a bloodthirsty maga rampage the last two days by mainstream media, all before any facts were known at all, deserves some real introspection by the entire industry

Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up? TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.

Nancy Mace acting on disinformation that the shooter was trans: goes off on tirade against "trannies" Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."

oh well, onward and upward

Big sigh. Watch this. Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting? No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

Hollywood actor Chris Pratt who I have never once seen comment on any mass shooting in America has posted.

Why didn’t the bears just draft JJ McCarthy ? Are they stupid??

This is not only morally reprehensible but strategically did more to help get Donald Trump elected

It is a tribute to our dysfunctional information environment that right-wingers can basically commit 99% of the domestic terrorism, for *decades*, and that simple fact never penetrates to the public. They pay zero political price.

The victims have a GoFundMe in the link. Please support them if you can www.advocate.com/crime/black-...

Are you fucking shitting me

nathan fielder was right

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok

You’d think someone might ask why distributing aid in Gaza has proceeded like the opening twenty minutes of Saving Private Ryan, every day, for weeks. Is it normal to fire machine guns at starving civilians trying to collect flour? Because we are currently at one, two or three massacres *per day*.

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:

IT Guy Slips On Carpal Tunnel Braces With Calm Of Soldier Prepared To Die In Battle theonion.com/it-guy-...

Poster’s Ragnarok.

Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor. He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down. The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him. This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies

Y’all mind if a white boy speaks a little steel drum?

We need 3 more of those #minvsokc

Chicago Pope's here

you're welcome

genuine laugh out loud upon seeing this as the best they have for trumps accomplishments. say what you will about biden but he actually passed some decent shit lol