Happy October! ✨ In the spirit of the season, it's time to reshare our first short story and one of my favorites, Every Day. (1/8)

The bros are at it again! and make no mistake, they are LITERALLY calling it "Vibe Lawyering"

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

I give you... Dog.

That's right beautiful

Our dog had her last litter, of exactly one puppy! He's gonna get SO FAT!

It’s not just that the President of the United States posted a video of eleven people being murdered in international waters it’s that the President of the United States ordered the murder of eleven people in international waters so he could post a video of it.

That lovely feeling when the Knight feels like it's nearly done but you still have sixteen more pieces to paint and basing elements to do. #warhammercommunity #nerdlings

Starting to make some progress on these guys! #warhammer #nerdlings

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

MCA: when I rock the mic it's such a Beastie Boys: THRILL Ad-Rock: we hate J K Rowling and Beastie Boys: WISH HER ILL

This is the best summary I’ve ever read of the policy choices and subsequent public health disasters that led us to RFK and complete uncertainty about whether we’ll even get updated Covid vaccines today. You’ve been lied to, a lot. www.the-sentinel-intelligence.com/p/we-thought...

Tiny angy potato

"We stuck our hand into the rotting skull of our child and moved his jaw like a puppet. What he said next shocked us"

So are we uploading porn to the birdcloud yet?

Global emissions from heating are about 4x those from cooling. Air conditioning is an important and lifesaving adaptation to climate change. Decarbonize the grid.

~~HORSE GIRL~~ (New sticker design coming soon)

Finally watched the final episode of Murderbot and I just love Dr. Gurathan so much.

- 1 jumper at a time - No somersaults Yeah. This is how you do it.

Some good progress on bases for my Chaos Knight army!

I've spent a lot of time thinking about this fascinating exchange Colbert had with Dua Lipa, when she asked him about the role his faith plays in his comedy.

people used to believe that Elon Musk would bring them to mars when, in reality, all he did was make a chatbot Rhodesian.

My walnut brings all the birds to the yard. Damn right, they're better than yours.

Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the strolling of the dudes They ambled up the street today before the crowds so few There wasnt much to see maybe an abram tank or two This parade is kinda mid Glory glory what a bullshit way to serve

the southern baptist convention just had to sell their headquarters in downtown nashville to pay for all the sex abuse legal fees.

Bo desperately wants to play with the office cat.

I often talk to ppl who read Pratchett as a kid who are sad there's nothing like it for kids today. Well, that isn't true any more. The Spick and the Span is perfect funny MG fantasy with footnotes for kids who know that the world is a bit of a scam but also a wonderful, warm place. #Kidlituk

this is so pure and I love it so much 👇💕👇

Currently, there appears to be exactly zero scalable and reliable “offset” or removal CO2 method. CO2 emissions have to be avoided or reduced. There’s no tidying up afterwards.

Climeworks’ capture fails to cover its own emissions. Oops. HT @otherprofgreen.bsky.social. heimildin.is/grein/24581/...

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Tiny tapir makes big splash! Ume, our 3-month-old tapir calf, has officially passed swim class with flying colors! 💦 She took her very first swim while exploring her outdoor habitat alongside her #1 swim coach and mom, Yuna. Graceful, determined, a little splashy, majestic water potato.

Please note the source.

Has there ever been anybody besides JD Vance to be specifically repudiated by two popes inside of six years of converting to Catholicism?

As the crowd waits with bated breath in Vatican City, the balcony door of Saint Peter's Basilica opens and Donald Trump emerges in full regalia.

Instant reskeet. (I know the law...) :)

Crosby is feeling very photogenic today!

Why you should read my webcomic THE WITCH DOOR a presentation by me! (1/2)

Today in Blue Prince: Not every stopped clock is a puzzle, apparently! I am not getting those two hours back, am I.

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but 2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but 3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So 4. Now the LLM code points to malware.

The Smart People said "Abolish ICE" was too radical. Then ICE kidnapped students, sent innocent people to a mega prison, broke into a car to take a mom from her daughter, and tried questioning elementary kids while lying that they had parents permission. Ask yourself: which part is more "radical"?

going around town to tell every child, “the president put bandit & chili in a kennel & he said bingo has rabies so she’s gotta get shot” to activate the exhausted parents who have zero fucks left to give & would gladly mow anyone down with a tommygun if it got the kid to stop crying.

Note to self, clean out the channel drain BEFORE the five day rain storm.

everyone focuses on the basilisk, but rokos naga is substantially hotter and has a much broader spellbook set. rokos hydra has multiple different breath weapon attacks but a relatively poor statline. rokos kobold is busy jacking off rokos basilik

@lunarweasel.bsky.social have a birthday mustelid for no reason other than it’s his birthday, he’s adorable, and I’m sure everyone needs to see a happy birthday boy ferret!

Balatro predicted an egg that gets more expensive forever, and nobody listened

Today’s filthy fingered typo - “Owner has been associated with the property for approximately 300 years”. Oh no.