the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse

Oughh

Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!" The ever so useful wall chicken:

my limb damage indicators all flashing red as i get more and more stuck in a blackberry bush

"May I have the honour of this dance?" ✧ #OC | #ocsky | #lbyhart ✧

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents? me: save to desktop microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures? me: save to desktop microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads? me: desktop

#endwalkerspoilers | #ffxiv ☄️💫 you are the aria itself ✨☄️

Toddling ambitiously towards my desires like a child towards an unsupervised firearm

RPG Maker Software Advertisement and Default Assets: create classic fantasy stories of knights and dragons! Early 2000s RPG Maker Users: what if there was a girl in a really upsetting location

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

THE ABADDON FIGHTER

happy 7th, 7eroranger! #zeroranger

"hey sis check out this cool mecha form I go-" #ZeroRanger #art

Shrike territory

Please don't call it that

Daccas the Black Knight

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

no damn ai chat bot could ever type "hi, please see attached, thanks!" into an email with the same endearing joie de vivre that i put into it every single time

We need to grow a giant fucking tree

obsolete

day 7: hours spent together, weaponized #swordtember

You can "honor" Kirk's memory by doing the thing he'd hate and donating to an organization that wants to help low-income trans adults receive gender affirming care: www.transincomeproject.org/donate (also read my interview with TIPs executive director in the original post)

[ #oc ] dear old pal

Was reminded of this interaction i had with a commission scammer 2 years ago where they were pretending they could make custom 3D models

Kafziel, Midzu and Kat getting their eeps in after a long mission together

There’s a fucking ogre on I-91 dude. Yeah it slammed my car with its club

charlotte

caves of qud warmup #art

Tfw your broad sword comes out as a bastard sword

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

I'm calling it the mail loneliness epidemic

*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk

Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.

Until we give a crow adderall we will never know their full potential

commission work for @ghost-spark.itch.io , thanks again

isn't anthrocon that fruity little bitch from metal gear solid

commission please commission me to make landscapes more, I love doing them

anonymous commission! 🍰 had a lot of fun making the tiered tray and filling it with all these pastries hehe... thank you for the trust!! 🫶 #b3d #pokemon #art

the enemy armor survived? but that volley should have hit their fuel tank dead on [sniffle] that isn't fair they were pinned there was no reason they should have lived there! i did my best!! it isn't fair it isn't it isn't it isn't!!!!

new cinephile technique "method watching" when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character around your girlfriend for 2 months

Faceless

me when I read a book #アークナイツ   #arknights

flaming moe's