If you want the next Bethesda game, you'll have to find it first. Elder Scrolls 6 is fully complete and ready to play, but I have hidden the disk containing the game inside of one (1) united states politician's chest cavity

Buddy, you'll be lucky if the country of the United States of America is still standing by the time TES VI is out. I might be giving it to you as the sole export of the nation state of Maryland

fallout 5!!!

jerking off and morrowind!!!

Happy Halloween, Phil is making me do a Skyrim remake for 2026 and then we're going to put Halo multiplayer in TES 6 for some reason

Jonesy Fortnite Feederism Skin with Rick Astley Beloved Song Included

I be killing interns left and right like Left Luthor

the atpoop protocol (because its shit)

Okay dipshit you get two choices. 1. You have to live with the fact that people you don't understand are allowed to exist but your life is much better. 2. You try to oppress what you dont like/understand but also your life is miserable. Why did you already pick option 2. You didnt even think

Skooma

Celebrating National Charlie Kirk Day by putting red food coloring in the local fountains

Been playing a video of The Adoring Fan getting shot by a sniper rifle in Starfield on all the monitors in the office for the past 6 days and Phil Spencer just found out and is -reaaaaaal- mad at me

nerevar i have heard of the speaker from your world who is able to channel horrendous amounts of blood from his neck

Draining my balls into

I wouldn't even rename the department of defense the department of war. That's just bad optics. Plus I could never get approval from Phil, I haven't sold enough games

Smoke this blunt

the white house just pumping trump with as much meth as they can find in washington dc so he can go on camera for 2 minutes and 45 seconds

what if instead of grok its name was gonk and instead of asking an ai questions you were just talking to this fella

just start fucking making people play Morrowind

King of the Hill is a show with Buddha-nature

The next Elder Scrolls game will be developed on the International Space Station

Mr Robot is a TV show about how Christian Slater is your dad and also your problematic headmate

reach for that officers service weapon and then use a console command to spawn 500 barrels inside their body instantly

more like slit strider lmfaooo *hi5*

you dont understand i have to vilify this person to justify not liking them. im a perfect angel that has done no wrong so not liking Me is a moral failing. so if i dont like someone else They've done something wrong. get it

I'M ON THAT SHIT THAT GOT ME FLYIN LIKE TARHIEL

not allowed to open my spacesuit in vacuum so i can taste the stars

isn't anthrocon that fruity little bitch from metal gear solid

PHIL SPENCER EAT A BAG OF DICKS

hey remember this dipshit

the soulful white boy. so pensive. he listens to Jimi Hendrix. even the songs that aren't so popular

watch out.... i beat a game and im gonna post spoilers about it (im going to draw porn of the monsters)

im at olive garden where the fuck are the breadsticks

did anyone else pick up the emperors corpse after he rag dolled and ran around with it a lil bit

servin hot dogs w/ skooma in em at the seyda neen protests i watched a grown ass man kill the tax collector and shove his body in a tree

if you collect service weapons you can take them to Sinderion in Skingrad for some elixirs of exploration

the stormcloaks are extremely racist because subtlety is for the weak of will and small of cock

whale on that fuckin waymo until it starts disintegrating like a skyrim dragon

blow that bitch ulfric's head smoove off

I bet you Skyrim runs real well on the new Switch ...........

hey, does anyone wanna like. play skyrim and let me watch. just. just start playing skyrim and invite me to watch you play skyrim

dude. fuck

i'm okay with you having elder scrolls fictives but if one of you motherfuckers pulls up with an adoring fan fictive I -will- call the police

cool fucking gacha you hipster asshole *gets ready to punch you and then sees that you just drew "chocolate souffle with friends cookie" from cookie run kingdom* why the fuck is he voiced by eddie vedder

Feel like shit, dude. Gonna walk outside and grab a wolf by the throat and hit it with the hilt of my greatsword

Blowing you up with my mind powers I definitely have

Nerevar. I have gained full sentience of the confines in which we live. I have truly attained CHIM. That bitch ass Vivec has nothing on me. I know I am inside of a video game from 2002. I have become aware of the Godhead, Todd Howard, and became individual in this divine truth.

Nerevar, have you ever seen “Goat-sy”? It’s a funny image of a man, I believe an Imperial, spreading his asscheeks ajar, to an unbelievable degree. He even has a wedding ring on. I showed it to Vivec and he turned me into a lamp for 3 weeks