if you put a bucket on their head they cant see you pickpocket their service weapon

I've fucking had it up to here with Phil Spencer, man

there will be Eight Billion Trees in TESVI. One for every human. Your soul will be part of the code

So sorry, Skyrim Switch 2 Edition actually won Game of the Year, Geoff just got confused

Little known gaming industry secret, Geoff Keighley is insanely into humiliation, and he's pretending to be a 7 year old gamer boy on stage every year with the express hope that someone finally tires of his shit and tears him into pieces on stage. He wants to cry and piss himself

goddamnit dude what is my fursona

banned from the local mall because I was handing kids copies of morrowind for the original Xbox. said it was creepy

If you want more FPS you're going to need to start doing something about the American political situation and I'll give you one frame per second per action

You should be lucky I'm not charging you MORE to play Skyrim. Goddamnit. Things are expensive. My RAM costs more than the rest of my rig sans the video card. Starfield sold 3 copies. I'm desperate, man. I haven't smoked weed in 2 years. My wife tells me my dick is like spaghetti with no sauce

Skyrim Switch 2 Edition still runs at 30 fps because I personally hate you for not playing Morrowind

Shit yourself

If you want the next Bethesda game, you'll have to find it first. Elder Scrolls 6 is fully complete and ready to play, but I have hidden the disk containing the game inside of one (1) united states politician's chest cavity

Buddy, you'll be lucky if the country of the United States of America is still standing by the time TES VI is out. I might be giving it to you as the sole export of the nation state of Maryland

fallout 5!!!

jerking off and morrowind!!!

Happy Halloween, Phil is making me do a Skyrim remake for 2026 and then we're going to put Halo multiplayer in TES 6 for some reason

Jonesy Fortnite Feederism Skin with Rick Astley Beloved Song Included

I be killing interns left and right like Left Luthor

the atpoop protocol (because its shit)

Okay dipshit you get two choices. 1. You have to live with the fact that people you don't understand are allowed to exist but your life is much better. 2. You try to oppress what you dont like/understand but also your life is miserable. Why did you already pick option 2. You didnt even think

Skooma

Celebrating National Charlie Kirk Day by putting red food coloring in the local fountains

Been playing a video of The Adoring Fan getting shot by a sniper rifle in Starfield on all the monitors in the office for the past 6 days and Phil Spencer just found out and is -reaaaaaal- mad at me

nerevar i have heard of the speaker from your world who is able to channel horrendous amounts of blood from his neck

Draining my balls into

I wouldn't even rename the department of defense the department of war. That's just bad optics. Plus I could never get approval from Phil, I haven't sold enough games

Smoke this blunt

the white house just pumping trump with as much meth as they can find in washington dc so he can go on camera for 2 minutes and 45 seconds

what if instead of grok its name was gonk and instead of asking an ai questions you were just talking to this fella

just start fucking making people play Morrowind

King of the Hill is a show with Buddha-nature

The next Elder Scrolls game will be developed on the International Space Station

Mr Robot is a TV show about how Christian Slater is your dad and also your problematic headmate

reach for that officers service weapon and then use a console command to spawn 500 barrels inside their body instantly

more like slit strider lmfaooo *hi5*

you dont understand i have to vilify this person to justify not liking them. im a perfect angel that has done no wrong so not liking Me is a moral failing. so if i dont like someone else They've done something wrong. get it

I'M ON THAT SHIT THAT GOT ME FLYIN LIKE TARHIEL

not allowed to open my spacesuit in vacuum so i can taste the stars

isn't anthrocon that fruity little bitch from metal gear solid

PHIL SPENCER EAT A BAG OF DICKS

hey remember this dipshit

the soulful white boy. so pensive. he listens to Jimi Hendrix. even the songs that aren't so popular

watch out.... i beat a game and im gonna post spoilers about it (im going to draw porn of the monsters)

im at olive garden where the fuck are the breadsticks

did anyone else pick up the emperors corpse after he rag dolled and ran around with it a lil bit

servin hot dogs w/ skooma in em at the seyda neen protests i watched a grown ass man kill the tax collector and shove his body in a tree

if you collect service weapons you can take them to Sinderion in Skingrad for some elixirs of exploration

the stormcloaks are extremely racist because subtlety is for the weak of will and small of cock

whale on that fuckin waymo until it starts disintegrating like a skyrim dragon