I didn't tell nvidia they could do that. they're going to yassify caius cosades nuts

Hey man you mind if I have a really parasocial relationship with you. Lmao you always say that man. You're the best.

Shut the fuck up! Just. Fuck dude. Shut the fuck up. No one wants to fucking hear it. Shut the hell up. Stop fucking talking. Jush shut up

Ah shit

youre gonna regret fucking with me when i port skyrim to your dads pacemaker and it fucking explodes trying to render alduin breathing fire on helgen

hooh. got mad at a post on the internet. i need to take a quick walk around the block to shake this energy. *does that* okay im back *immediately gets mad at another post on the internet*

! rahhh!! *shits myself* RAAHHHH

they're saying the new england patriots are the gayest football team ever

putting a png of me fucking your mother on a nintendo cart and selling it to you for 70 dollars. idiot

Gheritt White had been floating six feet off the floor for three weeks. His feet and hands tingled, and his eyes burned with the flames of a dying fire. He had last heard someone speak to him as the cell door slammed shut. He didn't remember what the uniformed man had said.

i am Todd Howard

we're not remaking morrowind because its perfect. im going to c&d the team making the skyrim morrowind port and im going to force them to put the miss chance back in. its the pinnacle of gaming and youre all stupid

just kidding. its a google map of mr houses house! LOL

dont you love Video games. especially when theyre New and dont run on your fucking computer and are 100x the size and we ruin the ENTIRE ARTISTIC VISION OF THE ORIGINAL GAME and they run really bad and did i mention theyre unplayable? 20 year old game 15 fps on ps5 baby

fallout 3 remastered out tonight. its gonna be a real piece of shit. we hired a studio to port that shit into an unoptimized garbage ass build of ue5. ray tracing where it doesnt belong. we havent fixed ANYTHING. It's only $70. JUST BUY IT

*getting heavy attacked by an abrams* i didnt know they let illiterate pedophiles play deadlock

if you pirated a bethesda game i need you to please uninstall it, i want to get lunch and i need some money

Phil Spencer keeps cancelling meetings in front of me and when he does he just goes "cha-ching! tax break". I tried telling him it doesn't work like that and he said he "doesn't have time for our 1-on-1" and stopped responding to me. We're in a car together for the next 4 hours.

Play UNBEATABLE #realendorsement #ToddHowardLovesYou #OfficialBeatxPennyArtNow

if you put a bucket on their head they cant see you pickpocket their service weapon

I've fucking had it up to here with Phil Spencer, man

there will be Eight Billion Trees in TESVI. One for every human. Your soul will be part of the code

So sorry, Skyrim Switch 2 Edition actually won Game of the Year, Geoff just got confused

Little known gaming industry secret, Geoff Keighley is insanely into humiliation, and he's pretending to be a 7 year old gamer boy on stage every year with the express hope that someone finally tires of his shit and tears him into pieces on stage. He wants to cry and piss himself

goddamnit dude what is my fursona

banned from the local mall because I was handing kids copies of morrowind for the original Xbox. said it was creepy

If you want more FPS you're going to need to start doing something about the American political situation and I'll give you one frame per second per action

You should be lucky I'm not charging you MORE to play Skyrim. Goddamnit. Things are expensive. My RAM costs more than the rest of my rig sans the video card. Starfield sold 3 copies. I'm desperate, man. I haven't smoked weed in 2 years. My wife tells me my dick is like spaghetti with no sauce

Skyrim Switch 2 Edition still runs at 30 fps because I personally hate you for not playing Morrowind

Shit yourself

If you want the next Bethesda game, you'll have to find it first. Elder Scrolls 6 is fully complete and ready to play, but I have hidden the disk containing the game inside of one (1) united states politician's chest cavity

Buddy, you'll be lucky if the country of the United States of America is still standing by the time TES VI is out. I might be giving it to you as the sole export of the nation state of Maryland

fallout 5!!!

jerking off and morrowind!!!

Happy Halloween, Phil is making me do a Skyrim remake for 2026 and then we're going to put Halo multiplayer in TES 6 for some reason

Jonesy Fortnite Feederism Skin with Rick Astley Beloved Song Included

I be killing interns left and right like Left Luthor

the atpoop protocol (because its shit)

Okay dipshit you get two choices. 1. You have to live with the fact that people you don't understand are allowed to exist but your life is much better. 2. You try to oppress what you dont like/understand but also your life is miserable. Why did you already pick option 2. You didnt even think

Skooma

Celebrating National Charlie Kirk Day by putting red food coloring in the local fountains

Been playing a video of The Adoring Fan getting shot by a sniper rifle in Starfield on all the monitors in the office for the past 6 days and Phil Spencer just found out and is -reaaaaaal- mad at me

nerevar i have heard of the speaker from your world who is able to channel horrendous amounts of blood from his neck

Draining my balls into

I wouldn't even rename the department of defense the department of war. That's just bad optics. Plus I could never get approval from Phil, I haven't sold enough games

Smoke this blunt

the white house just pumping trump with as much meth as they can find in washington dc so he can go on camera for 2 minutes and 45 seconds

what if instead of grok its name was gonk and instead of asking an ai questions you were just talking to this fella