10/10 take. No notes.

HOW HAVE I NOT WATCHED THIS SHOW BEFORE

tfw you flip through the whole newspaper and FINALLY get to the comics page

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

need this in poster form

Today's earworm www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-fP...

what about bringing it around town

Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen

Behold, Earth’s mightiest heroes! Spider-Man, the web-slinging sensation! Thor, god of thunder! Captain Marvel, a woman who channels the power of the cosmos! And Frank, who has unresolved trauma from Vietnam and is literally too angry to age!

Terminator, but set in the Three Stooges Cinematic Universe

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

[Exit Clown.]

“I’ve seen condiments you people wouldn’t believe”

Keeping the Canadian/Montreal content going: Wolf Parade You Are A Runner And I Am My Father's Son #LyricsPrompt #LyricsPrompt2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=OevW...

you think it's just a particularly majestic lion and then you realize the mane spells UAPB

Duriel, King of Maggots, has endorsed Cuomo

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Affectionately: anyone who has lived in New York for longer than six months is the laziest human being alive and thinks going 45 minutes to see someone in Queens is the equivalent of rowing across the Atlantic solo, they are not going anywhere

On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable

I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.

Homey literally said "touch mass"

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

I am fairly sure that, if I do not share this image, this lady is going to crawl out of my computer screen in 7 days

You can't make this up.

OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES

Today's earworm youtu.be/Oca5XAmxoXE?...

Ever since I turned 40, this is more or less how my joints sound, too.

Once upon a desert sandy As through winds the trav'ling man he Spied the face of Ozymandy Lying, simply lying there Suddenly there was some writing Pon the plinth that he was sighting That the sand and time were blighting Quoth the statue, "Now despair"

right wing cruelty and modern cooking ignorance have produced people melting down that you can buy dijon mustard with food stamps.

i've seen a lot of people overcompensating in the other direction as well and it needs to stop. dijon is a very respectable mustard. stop calling it busted. stop calling it an poverty franchise mustard. stop saying dijon is on fraud watch

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Ozyman, Ozyman A monument fit for the garbage can What were his deeds? It's not important Ozyman Was he the best? Well now he's a mess Reminder that we all are worthless Who gassed up this Ozyman? Disgraceful man Ozyman

A common theme of Trump II is an utterly cowardly class of elites while everyday regular people have risen to the occasion

A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore (D) announced $10 million in state funds for food banks and partner organizations to support families as SNAP benefits are set to halt this weekend as the federal government shutdown drags on. https://wapo.st/4hzRW5r

Heat 3 really took the franchise in a different direction

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

You can tell who the good people are in the Lord of the Rings because they let you in and give you beer and figure out something to eat for everyone and let you have a place to stay for the night while you get your bearings.

This video does a great job of teaching about logical fallacies...

I don't think this requires further comment from me.

regular reminder that when i say something is my *favorite* that is distinct from saying it is *the best*.

The Dalai Lama is going to show up with a Jordan Wizards jersey to test this man's strength.

This is the image and story that is gonna get me through the rest of the year

Meanwhile, at a Portillo's on Chicago's southside