F*cking brilliant.

something that’s important to keep in mind when you are trying to recommend harry potter alternatives not written by a vicious transphobe is that one of the reasons they got so popular is that they are stupidly easy to read and your target audience may not be book people at all

Horse loves acoustic guitar: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/animalsdoi...

Oh, and it's $55. via @thelatinochild.bsky.social www.sfgate.com/giants/artic...

Here are 5 menswear outfits to make recruitment officers think you're 43 🧵

given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway

You pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge

Professors, know that your students have zero idea about how often planes got hijacked and flown to Libya or Cuba. While it sucked, typically passengers would be released and the advice was not to resist. (They also don’t know that you could just wander to the gate).

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Some news: I’ve been laid off by The Ringer. It was a rewarding eight and a half years and I’m proud to have literally written the most articles in the site’s history. I’d love to keep writing about pop culture elsewhere — drop me a line: msurrey2 at gmail

Ondřej Satoria's thoughts when he struck out Shohei Ohtani. 🤣 Full Interview: youtu.be/U5reVFKW5j4

we ate lead paint in shop class and ate 3mm slice thickness grease pizza in middle school cafeterias with active student smoking sections and it never killed any of us except for my buddy Zac, who died

Gotta say I’m loving this American bloke in Melbourne trying to find a bad coffee. Good fucking luck with that buddy. 😂😂🤣🤣

For her, I can be a hero

Throwback to my favorite NCAA Tournament press conference

As parents, we're supposed to remember the first time we did stuff with our kids, but the last time is equally as significant, if not more. This poem is from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...

[Reba voice] 🎶said here’s your one chance hentai don’t let me dowwwwwwn🎶

Today's earworm www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxbz...

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

oh if like 2 reviewers don’t think GTA6 has enough content it’s going to wipe out my retirement, huh

Maximum Statler and Waldorf energy #joebsuitofthenight

im way less joking than yall would like to think

See also: Ozone layer

I want to be clear that a load bearing pillar of fighting fascism is exactly this

Video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZThKomGj4/

Today's earworm

this is so fucking good, especially this bit

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

I’ve seen enough of Il-09. No call, just, that’s enough.

okay but consider Yosemite Sam as Pontius Pilate finally believing he’s got Bugs on the ropes once and for all, rolling that stone across the tomb door like “LET’S SEE HIM ESCAPE THIS!”, and then three days later he strolls back into Jerusalem chomping a carrot like “what’s up, Doc?”

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

Every time someone wants to ay something about humans being different now than we were five or more minutes ago, they should read Ecclesiastes

3:36 pm: Tornado watch set to run until 7p was canceled early. Risk of tornadoes much diminished after midday showers/storms. Not impossible another watch comes later, and not entirely out of woods until a front passes. Damaging wind gusts may accompany front. Sim radar snapshot at 9p shown.

Sean Gentille: Will NHL Ever React Stronger With Suspensions?

[Day 5] GOD: What do you think? ANGEL: You’re tired. Why don’t we try making the birds tomorrow.

Also ~400 years ago (technically more than that) was literally when Saint Ignatius of Loyola recommended a twice-daily examen what are we even doing here.

You work for Saint Lawrence and this sorta thing happens

[Sade voice 🎵]

good morning, this came to me in a dream

Bobby McFerrin is a national treasure. Happy Belated Birthday, sir m.youtube.com/shorts/6TZLJ...

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

“woke zamboni” is, objectively speaking, the coolest possible vehicle

Absolute Queen behavior from the Zamboni Rider today at the Minnesota Frost game. No ICE No War No Kings No Fear.

The idea that a “Woke” Ginger is somehow anomalous suggests to the unenlightened a correlation between Gingerism and regressive politics. My man has internalized exclusionary narratives of anti-Gingerism to proclaim himself the lone “good” one for commercial gain. Tremendously shameful behavior.

One of those hits where you hear the Bionic Woman sound effect in real time.

Why the hell not, lfg