For anyone wondering why I spent so much time baking last summer....here's why! Airs Feb 1

I was kicked in the head and have awoken in the shadow dimension

the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun

shes gonna have a press conference with her dog in her arms and he's gonna look exactly like that and shes going to be crying

Lots of possibilities.

‘Dueling Banjos’ A silly thing I painted 11 years ago and apparently haven’t posted here before

It's totally understandable if you're dooming about any facet of the American experiment right now. So your feelings are "valid" in the sense that they represent real anxiety, and I get that. But to vent that anxiety in other people's spaces is wrong for three reasons.

Today's earworm:

www.tiktok.com/t/ZThYcyWSp/ sharing from TikTok because I found this to be motivating

This is when I knew the Rangers were gonna lose by a touchdown and change

“I have asked the clergy of the diocese to make sure their affairs are in order and they have written their wills.,not the time for statements. It is time to put our bodies between the powers of this world and the most vulnerable”. Rob Hirschfeld, Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire

All real estate ads should be this good

I'm gonna be saying BATMAN DOESN'T GO TO HEMET for days and people are gonna be so confused

Slightly diminish a band: They Might Be Tallish

Moses: oh hey you're back early Tzipporah: foreskin's haunted. Moses: what? Tzipporah: *grabbing knife* foreskin's haunted.

#lawsky a dear non-poster friend asks me to ask you 🙏

This woman has weapons-grade Minnesota Nice face

Whoever made this 🫡

This is maybe the greatest "go fuck yourself" gif in the history of Bluesky.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."

Everything is horrible, but he exists and you can love him again today.

"I have won the Nobel Peace Prize by conquest." is just gonna roll around in my noggin for the rest of the day

Sarah Elfreth Comms Team Read The Room Challenge 2026

How old are yall on this app? She has literally been promoting safe sex since ‘92

i'm looking forward to dacha finally opening in silver spring but i am *particularly* excited about bartaco, the restaurant that dares to answer the question "what if abercrombie and fitch opened a taco restaurant" bethesdamagazine.com/2026/01/07/m...

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

I have watched the video. I think you probably do not need to watch the video. it shows what you think it's gonna show in terms of lack of justification.

Disable auto play on videos NOW. In your settings.

Turning into a big wind power advocate after reading Don Quixote

The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...

Terrifyingly accurate depiction of the editing process by larskenseth.bsky.social

Fellas, is it *checks clipboard* Catholic to *checks clipboard again* pray to Saints?

So someone asked me to retell the story of the old lady that told me about killing her husband. Are we ready for a trip back in time to 1999? Some of you already know this story, but if you don't it is a wild ride. Apply all appropriate trigger warnings!

It is kind of wild living in the United States after rap went mainstream, while having a working memory of what it was like before that. Doubly so because while a lot of vernacular like “baby mama” was popularized, the stigma attached to the communities closely identified with it remains.

I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.

when baby goes down for her nap right at halftime

it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over

vibes rancid today. no prizes for figuring out why

Blood pressure follow-up is in one month. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNeI...

The only two things moving are Myles and the ball. This is an insane screencap

the abnormal and highly erratic vibrations produced by the nfc south suggest the possible existence of an nfc central that we are unable to directly observe

Today's earworm www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiWI...

Damp January. Moist January. Sultry January. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c1s...

No scope

Tell me you are counting on no one else having a fucking clue about the early history of the Catholic Church (or the depth of meaning in the word collectivism) without telling me you are counting on no one else having a fucking clue about the early history of the Catholic Church, bishop.