Every time I open Bluesky,

Mr. Met dressed as Din Djarin and Mrs. Met dressed as Bo-Katan Kryze today in celebration of “The Mandalorian & Grogu." Although he looks a bit more like Dark Helmet from Spaceballs than he looks like the Mandalorian.

This made my day

Now watch Bowie and Seal watching George rehearsing 'Someone to Love.'

Genre glitching: a new sign of AI-assisted writing? Thanks to @doremus-schafer.bsky.social and @srettberg.bsky.social who shared the two examples of this that I discuss in today's blog post. Please please please send me any other examples you see of this! jilltxt.net/genre-glitch...

Today's earworm www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWnY...

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

NEW — The Handbasket presents FASCIST VACATION by Chrisitian Dawson www.thehandbasket.co/p/sean-duffy...

Hat Club is now selling a White Sox hat with a Vatican City flag patch on the side. It kind of rules, tbh. www.hatclub.com/products/595...

evergreen post

I hate this bad faith James Carville faculty lounge bullshit with the intensity of a thousand suns, & Barack Obama, former law professor & former President, now watching the far right authoritarians lie about & dismantle the very jewel of 🇺🇸 society - our universities - should damn well know better.

We’ve been told our content needs to be more informative so here you go

2nd grade Mina Kimes would be GEEKED

*Cyprus hill voice* In Seine from the bus lane

Lawyers, Guns, and Money

If America is so racist, then how come a wealthy white man has been lavishing me with gifts ever since his company started having cases before the Supreme Court, on which I sit? by Clarence Thomas

ive watched this part like a dozen times now

... which means some dead guy woke up with only the Catalogue of Ships as instructions to get him through the underworld. I would in fact read the comic about that guy. (2/2)

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

One of my neighbors has the last name of Pope, and they keep missing their FedEx package so the delivery driver apparently has time on their hands

*cockney piano flourish* “🎶 He wears gorblimey trousers, And he lives in a council flat”

i gotta say. more kid rock in our bold and glorious future than i was banking on

To be fair, Urban played the role so well from having studied Kelly's portrayal deeply. Which goes to prove the old adage: Deforestation leads to Urbanization

Five dollars and seventy-five cents American as a cart jockey at the local supermarket. It was a union job, so I was up to six bucks within a couple months.

Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show

This is now the 3rd yr in a row where the same dude spends every waking second pissing off as many people as as he can, he also refuses to regulate firearms, some joker gets one of those firearms and fails miserably at using it and the media subjects us to 2 weeks of "should everyone else be nicer"

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel.

"Pittsburgh, I'll keep this short... like your postseason" 💀

Jon Gruden Undercover Boss lookin' ass

Mark Ingram brings his son on stage to deliver the message "STEELERS STILL SUCK!"

Lethal injection sounds to people like its a medical process designed to spare the executed person from pain when its really a pseudo-medical sham designed to spare observers and onlookers from the reality of the violence they're committing.

No supplemental discipline coming for Taylor Hall's hit on #sens Jake Sanderson last night. Coach Travis Green voiced his displeasure calling it a "blatant" hit to the head.

no

[Mickey Mouse voice]: Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man.

ME: Ah, but one of us only lies and the other tells only the truth! OTHER GUY: (to the adventures) He does this every time. You guys can just go in

I am no longer under embargo. #AnimalFarm consequence.net/2026/04/anim...

Pixar presents: lord of the flies

Scene at a Bullfight, Diversión de España, after Francisco de Goya, early 19th c, 📸 by @byalexcoffey.bsky.social

Completely tossed at the official conan the barbarian website’s cookie notification window.