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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

Zygarde’s 10% Forme looks like it was designed by someone who owns a neon pup hood

Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House

society if you could buy beer at the self checkout

Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

I think at some point in the future there’s going to be a big reckoning with the damage “mommy bloggers” have done to gender in general and the overall parenting psyche

But also the capitalism of credit card points mostly paid for this so what a conundrum

Returning tomorrow from probably the best vacation of my life and not sure how I’m going to stare down capitalism in the face on Monday

bluesky elder who refuses to believe the poster's strike is over until corndad comes back to relieve them of duty

Forgot what it’s like to be able to actually see stars

Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."

who else up supping on naught but broth of bean

Man I forgot what an early wall the Dorter Slums are

While it’s probably actually the DayQuil, I’ve decided that the FFT remake is actually what’s tempering my headache

Being sick sucks ass!!!

Realizing that my weirdness levels are directly correlated to how stressed/burned out I am at work and in general

Damn even the island underage.

Also I just learned it's three hours thank god for The Movie Spoiler

Love hearing about a new movie and then finding 1. An incomprehensible trailer and 2. A bunch of people fighting online about if it's supporting white supremacy by not having enough white supremacists in it

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

I genuinely, truly don’t understand how people keep getting Choitnered. Incredible talent. If he even said hello to me if we passed by on the street I’d flee the country in fear.

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

My sentient enchanted sword came out to me as transmasc. Talk about Un-She/They-ing your blade! I told him "I don't care how you identify, I just need you to he/it whatever is in front of me!"

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

sex house rocks

My (attorney) wife was trying to tell our child about her day in court and how she had to argue in front of a judge and he just looked at her and very seriously asked “Was Monoco there??”

Search For Self Called Off After 38 Years theonion.com/search-...

Firmly believe that part of the reason the world is so generally awful right now is because Dr. Roberta Bobby and Emily Nietzsche are still MIA

how did we let fandom replace gamefaqs. absolutely failed civilization.

After 40 a lot of my friends seem to be striving for the classic “dad bod” but I’m going more for the “ET drowned in a river” bod

if you understand and agree with "don't consume Harry Potter because the author sucks" even though the actors involved don't share her issues, then you should also understand "don't watch WWE because it supports the fascist president" despite many decent people being employed there.

*meditating hard enough to enter the Akashic Records and check my True Name* “GenericCivilian5_wip_dontuse”? Huh?

this man has singlehandedly done more to make up for the British empire than every British leader since WW1

fuckin lmao

I know the itch.io and payment processing stuff really sucks and is super frustrating and doesn't make any sense but I promise you that no amount of phone calls will make a difference when the payment processors are facing pension fund lawsuits for stock price drops over bad press re: child porn

It is genuinely astonishing that Always Sunny has been on this long and is still this funny

Who is the Eric Adams of New Donk City?

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

This furry zoophile documentary and the reactions to it are going to be so funny

Haters wish they were this cool