Obama was better than most presidents, but being the president sort of necessitates that you commit war crimes. Obama still killed a lot of civilians 🤷

I guess I have to figure out how this just effects fiendsmith evil hero, now.

It’s ok to put the phone down.

Political commentator Charlie Kirk was just shot in the neck during a speaking engagement at Utah Valley University

The grind never stops, another target acquired 💪 #shinypokemon

We're not done, baby. More breeding manipping 😎 #shinypokemon

Wow things are really bad for G-Eazy, huh?

From r/photoshopbattles

Why are we suddenly talking about Lightyear? The movie came out 3 fucking years ago, yet I'm all of a sudden seeing multiple posts a day about how Snoop was homophobic about it. DID WE NOT HAVE THIS DISCOURSE ALREADY?? IS SNOOP LITERALLY THE SLOWPOKE MEME???

I learned how to RNG manipulate eggs in ultra sun :)

We are now one away from a bingo 👀 finally got a longtime target of this lil guy ☺️ #shinypokemon

Today was an insane day for #shinypokemon luck. The ones not crossed out were caught TODAY. (Minus the frigibax, oops) That's TEN shinies today, and all ones I need for the living dex. 😃

Thanks to a fella on Facebook that has ACE set up in emerald, I was able to trade two extra pogo stamp legendaries (regidrago and eleki) for two MASSIVE spots on the board. I can now actually get a bingo! #shinypokemon

Maybe this isn't as funny if you don't know the people, but the comment is from his conservative grandma. Seeing her say "shit" just S E N D S me

They knew what they were doing

My haul from the event today 🙂 #shinypokemon

The event outbreaks in Scarlet are paying dividends for this bingo board. Got the Petilil I needed. I actually needed lilligant, so it's evolved and in Home now, but still counts! #shinypokemon

Are these bagpipes Trump's shoe guy

There's some meme potential here

Yo chat is she cooking

Again, a little unfair, but these were not announced when I made this board. Community day helped me fill another spot for my #shinypokemon bingo card. I think I'm going to start hunting again for some of these.

She's all grown up 🥹

As much as AI and AI girlfriends are pretty dystopian, it may be for the better as it may weed out a lot from the gene pool without having to resort to eug*nics. Which is also very dystopian, but at least it's not *my* dystopia.

jillian came up to me just now and asked "was there a period in high school where all the boys were saying something like 'doin-your-mom, do-doin-your-mom?" i cannot believe how lucky she was to marry a scholar such as i

Camera man needs a raise for this one

Let's do this

Polyamory

Reddit, man

Mfw I order a six piece nuggets and they give me an extra

Be ungovernable

Hawk Tuna

Everywhere I post this limits its reach, so I'll post it here.

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What I mean when I say I got that dog in me

I am constantly forced to resist the urge to bully go players for not knowing basic things about this franchise.

LL Cool J said that he will not perform at Wawa Welcome America in Philadelphia on July 4th because of union strike “There is absolutely no way I can perform across a picket line”

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

Is this what Justin Timberlake sang about on suit and tie

Not sure why I expected better, but I did.

It's so annoying that the most common one isn't moveable to home 😑

@pchal.bsky.social daily spoilers out of context

Hot 200 followers on tiktok :)

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WHAT IS MY LUCK TODAY #shinypokemon

I completely forgot this, but I randomly got another for the board. Already transfered to Home :) #shinypokemon

Undocumented immigrants paid an effective federal income tax rate of 5.27% in 2022. That means they paid a higher effective tax rate than 5 of the richest Americans…and a higher effective tax rate than 55 mega corporations. So let me ask you: who are the real freeloaders?