In case you missed it, earlier this month I escaped through a wormhole back into 2007 and did the only two things GUARANTEED to make me rich: I bought a subprime mortgage and started an Abridged Series.

CRAZY COOL NEWS! I've been working with @elestrals.bsky.social to put together some beginner bundles with my favorite Elestrals products ever for people who want to get in but don't know how... AND they let me design my own custom card you can get as a part of the bundles!

WOW 😲 This new Marvel Superheroes card goes right into my Unctus cEDH deck &- hey did you know that one of the key concerns raised by the organizing workers of Magic Arena is the company's insistence on expanding their use of "AI"? Go to @uwotc-official.bsky.social to find out more & support them!

Rest easy.

@mbtyugioh.bsky.social i got your chicken fried parody stuck in my head again and so I made a teto cover of it to banish it i hope you enjoy youtube.com/shorts/kFFkw...

elestrals news: for the weeks leading up to the sunstrike premier, the expected best deck was stratomoth, a wombo combo deck that does everything it failed to covert at the pnm/card party, but they were smaller. people assumed they were flukes anyway the premiere was today and it got shit on

This is a top 5 WotC segment for me. youtu.be/z6UflfvYfJM?...

very excited to finally be cooking for vriska. one thing imma be crunchy on is baby food so rather than cans i made sweet potatoes, chicken, and broccoli/pea purée! beginning the introduction tomorrow

we stopped at this restaurant on the way back from ycs columbus. let me ask you: what food joint do you think this is?

oh this one's gonna come up a lot in my daily life

stupid baby woke me up in middle of the night because she wanted to hang out and i cannot believe how much i love her

this site is fuckin miserable, man. tell me about something good that’s happening in your life

baby birds have taken up residence in a wreath in our backyard. they are growing stronger daily but have caked the shed in poop

CROSSPOSTING THE TWITTER THREAD! Today I want to talk about Konami's GENERATIONAL snubs - releases that SEEM LIKE they telegraph an obvious OTHER release or unban... and then it just never happens. I'll start: I was SURE the Power Patrons were forecasting her return. NOPE!

yall sleepin on genesys points update humiliation kink gooner edits

having a really rough time lately. i LOVE complaining about my job but i also have the fakest job in the history of time. my parents are over this week and they're asking me shit like "do you have work today" and im like yeah i gotta open 20 packs by noon *huff* but i can work around it

im gonna need this game to be good, thanks

THREAD THREAD THREAD! Today we're talking about the anime - and specifically, anime characters that were absolutely SHAFTED. Which characters do you think were done the dirtiest? I'll start - how TF did she lose handlooping in a format with 4000 LP?

after reading the entirety of the homestuck doc, i can say with complete certainty that “Fandom” should be classified as a dangerous pathogen that turns you into a weird little freak

Writing is so fucking frustrating. I can’t believe this is my life’s passion

he’s home

the scientology raid bit kids keep doing is extremely funny, but it’s also evidence that this is the first generation removed from project chanology shit like, this isnt just some wacky space religion these people will fuckin GET you. theres a wikipedia page about their concentration camp

you would not BELIEVE what they’re trying to sneak past freax

this shit took ten years off my life

THREAD THREAD THREAD! Many YGO players took their leave of the IP over a decade ago. For those would-be-boomers, showing them what we permit to be legal would kill them. I'd like, today, to examine what UNBANNED cards you could show someone who quit to make their head explode.

Chazz from Yu-Gi-Oh GX on a business call: "We gotta get at least 10,000!"

she has learned how to kick

unearthing ancient treasures as part of spring cleaning - this jersey outlived tempostorm

CROSSPOSTING THE THREAD! If Yu-Gi-Oh! GX is known for one thing, it's asspulls. For some reason, Jaden always seemed to have a card specifically designed for exactly ONE situation - which he would then draw IN that situation. What are the anime's most egregious corner-case cards?

tales from the other site: today we have decided that you're a bad ally if you haven't downloaded lgbt flags merge, an ai app ripoff of a flash game from 2005

i have so, so, so much to do today. but i am FORCING myself to get in bed before 2am to fix my sleep schedule. i am going to pay for it tomorrow :'( i just need ONE extra weekday and i can get all this done. what is my problem

one of my favorite things about the Present Moment and our relationship with media consumption is every time a movie for babies comes out it's really fun to be online you got people sobbing and gnashing their teeth alleging conspiracy because the super mario sequel written by the minions guy sucks

oh but BLUESKY'S too performatively woke EH?

before/after i should be allowed to hunt you for sport if your have floodlights on the front of your car

Elestrals worlds was absolutely amazing. The games were CRAZY swingy, the stories were unbelievable, the energy was like nothing I’ve ever seen before. It’ll definitely stick with ne for the rest of my life. Couldn’t be happier to see what the future holds.

ELESTRALS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS LATER TODAY elestra.ls/broadcasts

Even more DMG 🪄

Nigel Farage quits Cameo following the reveal that he accepted donations from @mbtyugioh.bsky.social to appear on Master Chef

in the past ive been pretty down on the AI youtube "brainstorm me a video" tab but i gotta admit they've done a great job. these are all homeruns

if you’ve ever wondered what editing for me is like

THREAD! FOLKS - Yugioh is dying. Between a lack of prize support, sets rotting on shelves, and only one way to play the game, it's OVER. ...except Konami fixed prizing, made cool new sets, and introduced Genesys. SHOOT! OK - so that I can make more complaining videos: HOW WOULD YOU RUIN YUGIOH?

So happy with how this turned out - it's some of the most annoying I've ever been on-camera! Gage brings a nuclear bomb, Alex violates decades of contract law, and I have to explain to the Professor what the "Twenty-One" bit is.

quick sketch of @mbtyugioh.bsky.social 's avatar as r budd dwyer

...I am *NOT* clicking this.

how streaming feels sometimes

still waiting on the post-list kt cards to come in the mail, so brought "fair" narch to genesys locals and ended up going 3-0! deck still feels incredible, but honestly i might cut the steel-string or one of the soul exchanges to swap out pot for graceful charity #YGOGenesys

When Your Homie Likes Hetslop #momojirou #todomomo #momoyaoyorozu #myheroacadamia #bokonoheroacademia

fuckin miserable news out of elestrals

THREAD THREAD THREAD! Giving this one a second shot - we all know YGO cards pull references from... pretty much everywhere. Today, I want to ask what your favorite references to REAL-LIFE phenomena are. My favorite are the Earthbound Immortals and the Nazca Lines. Yours?

Youtubers if they didn't have trans women editing for them