this was one of the funnier things that ever happened to me

i wanna be constantly pessimistic about the sour state of mtg but DAMN if the lorwyn releases dont have me feeling some kind of way

Telling all the Bluesky JOKERS and PRANKSTERS that their New Year’s resolution should be to DO BETTER.

this is what its like scheduling with me btw

Vriska is On the Move

DUEL LINKS IS SO FUCKING GOOD MAN

Hey, I'm so sorry to have to post this, but i need help. My cats and I have been recently unhoused by my stepdad because he thinks Im moving his things around his spaces. Despite avoiding them like the plague, only using MY spaces in the house to shower and sleep.

as bad as it could possibly be. a gang of pedophiles decides to depose a world leader to run the state like a colony and suck every last dollar out of the ground cant wait to see the opposition party "strongly condemn" this action because he filled out the wrong form or w/e

CROSSPOSTING THE TWITTER THREAD! Today, I want to talk about cards that allow us to GLIMPSE THE FUTURE. Often, Konami will print something so specific that we can't help but think "oh, so they're banning <x>" or "guess we're getting <y> back." What examples can you think of? Here's mine:

for the great meme reset im gonna bring back yugioh vines. im gonna be saying shit like “lightsworn players be like” and cutting to the most misogynistic joke you’ve ever seen in your life

Tales from the Other Site: Over the last few days, people have learned Grok can generate a near-pornographic image of anyone by asking it change minute details of an image, then adding "put them in a microbikini" or "turn them around" to show their ass. This is happening to most women on the site.

magic the gathering "players" when someone tries to win a card game

why does she hate me so much

are there like, pro-trump people on this platform? it's funny to think of a guy who is trying to do truthsocial posts on the world's most insufferable lib site. just think itd be funny to watch

by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on

cooking on christmas eve and took this after i realized how unappetizing it looked. this was like a top 3 christmas eve dinner ive had LOL never doubt the Slop Truth

i would sooner blow my brains out than click on this, thanks yt recommended

elestralsposting here so the feed has something in it icymi there was a banlist rebalancing this past weekend. the format's really good, so i was a lil concerned - they hit the best deck and some of the more explosive parts of two of the other top decks but uh. they also did something else

my stupid chud daughter loves eating too much then spitting some up then complaining that she hasnt eaten enough

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

and people tell me i'm too hard on the wonkers. you're lucky ken jennings isnt running that ship

ICYMI, we're uploading on the Wonky Quartet channel again - we've got a ton of really fun stuff recorded that'll be coming out over the course of December. Check out our RV playthrough (for once, DOUG is the problem):

give me your energy. gotta finish the last paper of my law school career tonight and i am VERY behind schedule

I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.

insane question here that i think has an audience of like... one. can people link me their favorite slurm music? for some reason it really appeals to me (i have terrible taste and every mental illness at once). im already familiar with the standards (fireflies, tubthumping, walking on the sun)

going broke on the skibidi toilet blind boxes

6:30 PM at the Rothschild Manor

In the next Kingdom Hearts game Sora should go to a sports betting world

so insanely fucking real for this

obviously i dont need to tell you all here but twitters COOKED. been having a field day with the dire db replay and about six hours after it took off it hit normie twitter and a bunch of people named "cunnykkkiller1488" started posting about how epically based the judge was

second attempt at jelly donuts went way better. i love making these theyre like no effort whatsoever

winter truthers be like “well at least i’m not freaking SWEATING!”

Had a crazy weekend playing Yu-Gi-Oh! Figured since I'll be homestuck for the next couple of months, I'd start on Remote events at the Remote YCS. Wanted to be able to remain mobile so didn't play main event, but I won a Genesys Pod, won the 3v3, and won the Points Playoff, too!

my newborn almost prevented me from completing a yugioh event but a true deadbeat can game from anywhere

So, so incredibly happy this finally came out. For the past YEAR (!!), I've been hammering away at this video - designed to not only teach an ABSOLUTELY NEW player EVERYTHING they need to know, but ALSO to introduce them to the mythologies and culture of the game I love. Watch!

ugh breaking character rn but im so excited to show you all this shit tomorrow. its big and imperfect and all over the place but i love it anyway. we started then stopped this video like five times as we all got better at writing, filming, editing. dan's done better work than i've ever seen from him

this mf will NOT SHUT UP

ahhh thanksgiving. one of the premier slop-based holidays

I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong

danny came over :) he’s a natural

good news: after ~48 hours, vriska has pooped! bad news: after ~48 hours, vriska has pooped.

did a little more pruning of my heinous discover algo and it decided today i wanted to see weird cars and people making homemade pizza, over and over again. it was right!

uhh who asked?

she did it again, folks - @dire.bsky.social has made the news

been jamming duel links more than ever thanks to the kiddo - easiest to walk away from - and boy howdy, this game is so extremely good. legitimately frustrating how interesting it is compared to master duel, just to hold 0 viewers and have no crafting

it is insane to me that that cowardly fraud binging with babitch has not done a homestarrunner episode. melonade. suudsu. sblounskched. grumblecakes (and cheatcakes). hot jones. fluffy puff malloweens. bronco trolleys. baloney sandwich shaped like a bite's been taken out of it. cmon

she has hiccups

team saga has been fun series so thought i would make a little edit for my favorite blorbos #FarfBTShippers

at this rate vriskas first words are gonna be spongebob big guy pants ok

fine. all of you told me its a skill issue so i will "commit" to fixing my algo first question: is there a "turn off reposts" button