after reading the entirety of the homestuck doc, i can say with complete certainty that “Fandom” should be classified as a dangerous pathogen that turns you into a weird little freak

Writing is so fucking frustrating. I can’t believe this is my life’s passion

he’s home

the scientology raid bit kids keep doing is extremely funny, but it’s also evidence that this is the first generation removed from project chanology shit like, this isnt just some wacky space religion these people will fuckin GET you. theres a wikipedia page about their concentration camp

you would not BELIEVE what they’re trying to sneak past freax

this shit took ten years off my life

THREAD THREAD THREAD! Many YGO players took their leave of the IP over a decade ago. For those would-be-boomers, showing them what we permit to be legal would kill them. I'd like, today, to examine what UNBANNED cards you could show someone who quit to make their head explode.

Chazz from Yu-Gi-Oh GX on a business call: "We gotta get at least 10,000!"

she has learned how to kick

unearthing ancient treasures as part of spring cleaning - this jersey outlived tempostorm

CROSSPOSTING THE THREAD! If Yu-Gi-Oh! GX is known for one thing, it's asspulls. For some reason, Jaden always seemed to have a card specifically designed for exactly ONE situation - which he would then draw IN that situation. What are the anime's most egregious corner-case cards?

tales from the other site: today we have decided that you're a bad ally if you haven't downloaded lgbt flags merge, an ai app ripoff of a flash game from 2005

i have so, so, so much to do today. but i am FORCING myself to get in bed before 2am to fix my sleep schedule. i am going to pay for it tomorrow :'( i just need ONE extra weekday and i can get all this done. what is my problem

one of my favorite things about the Present Moment and our relationship with media consumption is every time a movie for babies comes out it's really fun to be online you got people sobbing and gnashing their teeth alleging conspiracy because the super mario sequel written by the minions guy sucks

oh but BLUESKY'S too performatively woke EH?

before/after i should be allowed to hunt you for sport if your have floodlights on the front of your car

Elestrals worlds was absolutely amazing. The games were CRAZY swingy, the stories were unbelievable, the energy was like nothing I’ve ever seen before. It’ll definitely stick with ne for the rest of my life. Couldn’t be happier to see what the future holds.

ELESTRALS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS LATER TODAY elestra.ls/broadcasts

Even more DMG 🪄

Nigel Farage quits Cameo following the reveal that he accepted donations from @mbtyugioh.bsky.social to appear on Master Chef

in the past ive been pretty down on the AI youtube "brainstorm me a video" tab but i gotta admit they've done a great job. these are all homeruns

if you’ve ever wondered what editing for me is like

THREAD! FOLKS - Yugioh is dying. Between a lack of prize support, sets rotting on shelves, and only one way to play the game, it's OVER. ...except Konami fixed prizing, made cool new sets, and introduced Genesys. SHOOT! OK - so that I can make more complaining videos: HOW WOULD YOU RUIN YUGIOH?

So happy with how this turned out - it's some of the most annoying I've ever been on-camera! Gage brings a nuclear bomb, Alex violates decades of contract law, and I have to explain to the Professor what the "Twenty-One" bit is.

quick sketch of @mbtyugioh.bsky.social 's avatar as r budd dwyer

...I am *NOT* clicking this.

how streaming feels sometimes

still waiting on the post-list kt cards to come in the mail, so brought "fair" narch to genesys locals and ended up going 3-0! deck still feels incredible, but honestly i might cut the steel-string or one of the soul exchanges to swap out pot for graceful charity #YGOGenesys

When Your Homie Likes Hetslop #momojirou #todomomo #momoyaoyorozu #myheroacadamia #bokonoheroacademia

fuckin miserable news out of elestrals

THREAD THREAD THREAD! Giving this one a second shot - we all know YGO cards pull references from... pretty much everywhere. Today, I want to ask what your favorite references to REAL-LIFE phenomena are. My favorite are the Earthbound Immortals and the Nazca Lines. Yours?

Youtubers if they didn't have trans women editing for them

guy came to our house today to canvass and handed us a flyer with his policies and information it had his fuckin bluesky on the bottom all this to say you arent prepared for woke 2. the next generation of congressthem will drag you kicking and screaming into a gay little cafe and you will like it

yes, we elected a pedophile rapist who plunged us into wwiii by way of operation epic chungus. but, for a brief moment, we were allowed to say the r-word again

public universal foid

get mirror mogged

THREAD THREAD THREAD!! Today I want to talk about YGO’s worst format of all time - just not in the TCG or OCG. What are your LEAST-favorite formats from YGO games, offshoots, or fan formats? I’ll start with this - basically just Dragon Ruler mirrors.

there is nothing on earth worse than being like... 40% sick. too ill to complete all the stupid shit you have to do, not ill enough to take the entire day off and feel justified about it

ough FUUUUUCKKKKK

oh my god??

up 2 early for da ycs - genesys main event thread

"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse

this game is so fucking good, man

"Get a box of BPRO," they said. "You'll pull Albaz!" Wanna know how bad my pulls are? I just managed to pull ZERO BLUES out of a box of Betty Crocker food coloring that I bought specifically for the blue.

Steel yourselves - the Harry Potter Universes Beyond is inevitable. It will start with a Secret Lair and sell out in nanoseconds, then blossom into a main set. To assist those of you that play MTG, I will pre-write some excuses for you. When (not IF) it happens, feel free to use them.

THREAD THREAD THREAD! Today I want to make a list of things that Konami forgot. Either ventures they pumped money into just to shelve, promises they never delivered upon, or total failures. I'll start with this: an "AI" mode that would "learn" from a dataset of millions of duels. Never happened!

ive spent all week champing at the bit to play mewgenics tomorrow - but i applied as a creator a couple weeks ago. didnt think much of it but was like "dang, ah well." well it turns out they tried to send me a collector's edition but i didnt see it in my email. im gonna fuckin jump

i like when there's a new phrase that everyone adopts at once. few months ago it was "high-trust society," few weeks ago it was "enshittification," rn it's "cortisol spike." always fun to see people learning new words!

If you've ever thought about getting back into Yugioh, now's a great time - Master Duel's updated with the exact same decks currently playable in the TCG, and returning duelists get a FREE Spright deck! Just enter my campaign code and we can BOTH bask in the riches of free shit!