imagining a hypothetical bluesky user who joined because of the decentralized user-controlled systems for hyper-optimizing bespoke moderative functions and not because twitter added the 14 words to their tos

replies to this one are some of the greatest of all time this sites might just have the juice after all

there must always be a musk

stuck behind someone at the post office who is attempting to mail a large ring of beads internationally. they’re handing her a customs form and go “what are these, exactly,” and she goes “they’re akuma’s, from street fighter.” i about jumped

rookie mistake to stream in the same timeslot as mbt watching a japanese train

is this NTR

starting to think my law school is located in hell

The video is an uncomfortable watch, but an important one nonetheless. Hearing Cathy tell the story of what happened to her is an important part of Magic: The Gathering's history, one that needs to be known about and acknowledged: youtu.be/-WVnrKRsuqI?... #MagicTheGathering

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Hopped on YouTube today with Farfa, Nyhmnim, and Ultima to show off something really special - the often-forgotten FIRST ATTEMPT at Yu-Gi-Oh! by Bandai. This video's half-essay, half-four-idiots playing the least-tested game of all time. Check it out!

been sick all day just woke up from a nap. did i miss anything?

cat that lives near us seems to be having some sort of medical issue i suspect their owners are not treating. shes had this weird abscess on her for about a month and change and it does not appear to be getting better. short of catnapping, what can i do

Superman became the undisputed king of the world, so now I have to take him down.

neighbor's mom showed up at their house with like a trillion tomatoes from their garden and we lovingly took half after our garden sucked this year - ive been eating like a full tomato sliced with a little bit of mozzarella like every six hours since and every time im like OOOO AAAHHH HOW DECADENT

big day in yugioh

first day of last semester of law school! came in prepped as ever to be a hater but two of my three classes have been stellar so far. very few freaks, all professors have the same "aight so the law is over but we're gonna do what we can" affect. i imagine all the True Believers have burnt out by now

what if you HAD to say the n word to save a dying child

magic keeps trying to do Soft Polite Liberal representation. They need to become dark woke. The next planeswalker should be a transgender bpd Marxist Leninist with an Ashley Graves icon

a visual aid from today’s stream story: this is the state the little free food pantry was in today - almost entirely picked clean, but for… a baguette (???)

learning much from the columbo 24/7 best gotcha moments live chat

I can’t wait for Jesus to see all the cool shops and stuff we added to his temple ^_^ he’s going to be sooooo excited when he arrives to Jerusalem 🕊️

Presenting: The Most Yu-gi-oh Commander Deck @mbtyugioh.bsky.social Could Make! Prepare for trouble (and to blast off) as I Shuffle Up & Play with MBT, @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social , and @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social! Watch the full episode here: youtu.be/A9YfUoRrxkU #magicthegathering

Not a big update or whatever, but I'm going for the Hat Trick this month - KoG in Speed, RUSH, and Master Duel. Been grinding Speed this week and hit an all-time record - a 77-game winstreak as I mopped the floor with dozens of babies in Rookie and Bronze. What finally took me down? Exodia FTK. :'(

*youtuber voice* I Spent 100 Hours Employed... Here's What Happened

are there any #FarfBT shippers here on #WonkySky

german is a beautiful language.

CROSSPOSTING THE TWITTER THREAD! Today I want to talk about embarrassing Yugioh decks. Be it because the strategy is “dishonorable,” the deck’s blatantly overpowered, or the cards have funny names - what decks have you played that make you cringe internally? I’ll start with Doodle Doo Bow Wow:

@mbtyugioh.bsky.social #yugioh #fanart #mono #blue #tron

What playing Yummy in YuGiOh feels like:

Next week it's known Yugioh player @mbtyugioh.bsky.social who has tried to brew the most Yugioh Commander they could! Come Shuffle Up & Play with @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social, @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social and @mbtyugioh.bsky.social! Last week's episode here: youtu.be/GUOog5NdRiM #magicthegathering

going for a trifecta this month - king of games in rush duel, speed duel, and master duel - and like holy SHIT is the duel links climb miserable. SEVEN TIERS of each ranking? and you have to be playing DUEL LINKS the entire way? NO THANK YOU

im trying not to evolve into a crotchety old man, but a week of “deltarune fans keep posting their home address with a spamton over it” is making me long for the ancient days of 2008

“homestuck cartoon animated by the hazbin team voiced by toby fox premiering on the day after the comic is scrubbed from the internet forever” is a cultural artifact without peer. the discourse this generates will replace fossil fuels. woke is so fucking back

the bounding dog

mother in law got me a gift. not much to say about the gay ai art “leveling up to daddy est 2025” gamer t shirt but “epic”

been reading the giovanh post all morning on one hand im getting through each paragraph like "oh my god, how reprehensible, i cannot believe someone was treated this way" but another nagging half of my brain keeps chiming in with "god i hope a lawyer looked at this before it was posted"

Secret's out! 😉

tf does "slant devoutly" mean anyway. stupid ahh song

took the wife to the baked-potato-only lunch spot she loves and she demanded we make an extra stop for a dubai macha labubu latte with extra huzz

CROSSPOSTING THE TWITTER THREAD! Today, in the wake of the card below jumping in price, I'd like to talk about overhyped garbage. What cards have you been told to sleeve up in the side deck because of their supposed applications in a matchup - only to immediately discover they were terrible?

HUGE, EXTREMELY LONG AND VIRILE STREAM TONIGHT! we're doing it all - twitter thread, dooooling, a BOATLOAD of clash, and ludeo contest! okay twitch.tv/mbtyugioh

IF I FEED YOU ZINC, WOULD YOU DIE? "It would be raining meatballs." YOU'RE A DU BAI. "La Boo Boo."

CLASH PRERELEASE DAY! After months in the tank, Elestrals Clash! is entering Early Access - which means you can play it today, for free! It releases with all cards unlocked - the ONLY thing that costs is cosmetics. Use my creator code: MBT when you sign up or make a purchase!

white people don’t say “this cards bad” anymore. they say “This is good in limited”

got some fingerlings from the garden. a lil disappointed lol, will change up some stuff for next season

yesterday peeps and i played the literal exact same game of wordle

lmao so guess what

lmao wotc remains the funniest company in modern memory. "we asked ourselves - what do chicks like? romance and feelings and shit? fuck it, 50 first dates UB"