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Questionable views on race?

What if the years greatest called shot was also an incredible shitpost

You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.

h/t @wanderlib.bsky.social

Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans

Why would anyone give this sweet girl up to the local animal shelter? (I am told that she was given up because she bit a child who cornered her and reached for her. Which, as a kid who had cats very young, feels like a issue with the parents.)

from the desk of the president: merry christmas to the haters, stop talking about jeffrey epstein, oh and we bombed nigeria

I’d rather die than be saved by whoever maga’s savior is.

thank you, Mr. President

"Time Magazine declared the “Architects of AI” as its Person of the Year in 2025...This is the world the architects have built..." 🔥

It's always about power. Being able to scream any hateful thing you want is a way of expressing power, just like being able to throw a giant messy tantrum when anyone says anything you don't like, and getting catered to. Their ultimate vision of power is a cranky toddler with a full diaper.

Kind of wild how the take that some of Trump's supporters were "deplorable" was some huge scandal, but regularly screaming about "radical left scum" is just a thing he'll say with no media backlash.

How effective is protesting? According to historians and political scientists: very | Protest | The Guardian www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I will say with love that it would be very wise for a whole lot of us to take a breath and think twice about playing Document Dump Deep Diver on social media. There are folks who actually have experience parsing this stuff and doing Lib QAnon is not a good look.

[Mom walks into the kitchen as I’m making breakfast] ME: Merry Christmas mama MOM: *yawning* Typical kid, waking up super early on Christmas before her parents ME: First of all we exchanged gifts already last night. Second of all it’s like 10 AM

People have asked for more humor on Bluesky (and I definitely think we need it), so I thought I'd share some jokes and memes I've saved over the years. Many of them are labeled, but some I may not remember the source of, sorry. This thread will focus on anime jokes, starting with this classic.

which way, western man?

Republicans want to kill the post office and the media is there for it, which is why you have never seen a news story about how the police department has never turned a profit and is a waste

they recovered the black box from santa's sleigh looks like he hit those mountains on purpose you can hear the reindeer trying to stop him

100% Certified Evergreen:

Didn't originally reskeet this, but reskeeting now since I'm seeing people seriously spread the story. Probably just a fake tip.

Holy Infant so tender and mild implies the existence of Cursed infant so crunchy and spicy. Gimme the buffalo style evil josh. crunchwrap supreme baby

The reason why older generations burnt the shit out of their meat and boiled the shit out of their vegetables, was your kid died if you didn't. Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure

I'm old enough to remember this shit.

Holy shit it’s been truly great to have a bunch of fucking men I’ve never heard of in my life start DMing me their profound thoughts and explaining copyright law to me, even though they’ve never once had to weigh suing the federal government and I have!

Man, I love yaoi and I don't even touch rpf. This is like a major magazine recommending their top dead dove fics or something

Oh my god can we fucking not And no I’m not saying that about the RPF, people can write and post whatever they want as far as I’m concerned and AO3 exists in significant part to BE a goblin cave, it is just a terrible terrible idea to spotlight them like this

Had a dream I was writing a script for an animated police procedural, except it was Anubis as a coroner-priest solving crimes in ancient Egypt. Anyway, call me, Hollywood, we’ll talk.

I know it doesn't matter for TCW, but empirical evidence on his most recent drivel shows the opposite of his claim. At least when it comes to college admissions, expressing Black solidarity or left commitments is harmful. journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/...

Now Im not saying Nicki Minaj has the same job as bari Weiss What i will say tho? Black folks successfully bullied Minaj into deleting her IG in 48 hours And Weiss still has a job Some people understand the assignment and some people refuse to acknowledge the assignment

A common thread between Bari Weiss' career and the trans instructor purged by christofash is liberal gullibility. It was obvious what both were from the start, but instead of their bs just being crushed they were heard out, considered, pondered. Grow up. This too precious bs gets people killed.

Oh my god.

Cunk spittin Christmas cheer

This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.

The “free speech” and “cancel culture” panics have led to overt state censorship because that was always their purpose. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

Meanwhile Graeme Wood accusing Canadians of ‘treachery’ and trying to make Americans look silly is sending me into giggles because have you seen yourself, babes

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a optimistic tale about how the arachnids of Klendathu could be defeated Dutch filmaker: At long last, we have parodied the Torment Nexus from terrible sci-fi novel Please Create The Torment Nexus

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Genuinely shocked at a rule-of-law based result from this Court.

This is totally underreported. Trump is not just going after "illegals." He's going after people who were here legally, by changing their status. These are people who entered the US the right way, and never broke a law. Now they are subject to Trump's whim, his ICE goons, and inhuman detention.

literally fuck anyone who doesn’t see at this point that it’s an organized nationwide effort to make trans people unemployable. every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.

“Bari Weiss lied.“

i personally think that the government has been hiding the text of 18 usc 871 from us and we have a duty to make sure everyone is informed of it

Bless everyone who maintains the tools to download video files from proprietary players.

This is what it is to be a trans professional. Any pretext will be used to eliminate us. Our institutions abandon us, refuse to fight for us - even when all we're guilty of is doing our jobs correctly. How are we meant to live in society? How are we supposed to win?

this version's gone, i assume it will get spiked from anywhere with fast moderation. 404's article has a good chunk of options for where you can download it www.404media.co/archivists-p...