absolute height of comedy is when they cut to the goal and you see how many kid keepers they've got

If you see Freddie Mercury trending, click on it 😼

after the 2024 election i had one of the sweetest, kindest, previously most moderate person i know ask me “wheres our sides proud boys?” these centrists are so out of touch with the electorate its head spinning

Would like to follow more progressive moms in politics. Give a holler if you can.

A friend texted me to be like "I think Mamdani just froze my rent" They aren't economically precarious, but knowing you won't have to move if you don't want to move is genuinely liberating.

It’s almost like there’s very little difference

Still chuckling every time I see "hard" Left used to describe Democratic Socialists in the U.S. Just complete political illiteracy.

“The number of deaths in France linked to the heatwave has climbed to four toddlers and more than 55 drownings, as the brutally hot conditions sweeping Europe were forecast to shift east, choking 150 million people under 35C (95F) temperatures.”

BREAKING: On the 39th anniversary of the founding of ACT UP, protestors have shut down traffic outside Grand Central demanding “Money for AIDS and healthcare, not for ICE and warfare.”

Inject this into my veins

It might be hot outside but the rent is freezing.

The tyranny of Zohran Mamdani using tax dollars to provide services benefitting the people paying taxes chill me to the bone and demonstrate the rank selfishness of his political project, “we pay the taxes so we should get something out of it” Self-absorbed egotism, that’s all it is.

What an honor! I don't have words.

In the end, every misogynist and pick me girl went home

That’s because modern democrats haven’t done a fucking thing to help us in 6-8 years. Donald Trump won the first time, they said to us, “you better fucking vote this time” and so we did, and they haven’t done fuck all since.

We all worked so hard: writing postcards, talking to other voters, etc, and they folded the minute they were in office. Fuck 'em. Give us fighters.

If saying Haitians are poisoning the blood of America and that they probably all have AIDS isn't "overtly racial," it will be nigh impossible for Black people to prove discrimination before this Court. Title VII is basically dead letter for Black workers. So that's fun.

In his majority opinion in Mullins, Sam Alito didn't print the racist shit Trump actually said about Haitians. But in her dissent, Elena Kagan made sure to.

He’s the WORST. I’m so glad she won.

it’s kind of jarring being in nyc right now while fascism is kicking into overdrive everywhere else and here it’s like socialism cant stop winning. best of times worst of times type shit.

“Codifying Roe won’t do shit.” — @bookersquared.bsky.social. The Supreme Court already told you it’s a states’ rights issue. They said it in Dobbs. New episode of B*tch, Listen drops tomorrow. On YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey, guys? Is this a normal thing for a free country to do?

We don't hate musk nearly enough

This gives me hope

Do you know what I love about this crowd? Not a boomer in sight 💙💙💙💙

These are my people 💙

The energy at the DSA election night party feels like an earthquake just ripped through the democratic party in a way that cannot be undone. I said yesterday that there was a movement and a political renaissance happening in NYC and here we see the heart of it. Also Chelsea Manning is DJing.

It's not just New York. In Maryland, at least two state senators & one state representative are losing to challengers to their left.

There are people still on X. That blows my mind. In the year of our lord 2026, there are people posting on the nazi/sex trafficker/child sex’abuse material website because they think it’s helping their business or their brand or their journalism. It’s ridiculous. It’s embarrassing.

that sound you hear is every too-comfortable incumbent screaming, crying, throwing up

Today I noticed: the author of Patricia’s party planning book is Lucy Four. Lucifer! #WidowsBay

This sentence is a horrifying rollercoaster.

When you’re loud and incompetent enough, everything that doesn’t go your way is a conspiracy against you And shame on anyone – especially media outlets – who fall for it

ICE/Geo drove into a demonstrator today.

I don’t care that these guys explicitly prefer the exclusive company of men. I care that they prefer the exclusive company of men, but they sell that as “feminine,” (whatever the fuck that means), so they horrifically abuse women as a convincing performance of heteronormativity.

King James (the Bible guy) was such an insecure despot, at one point he blamed bad weather at sea on evil witches using their powers to conspire against him - which, in turn, he used as an excuse to increase efforts to hunt down & punish “witches” across his kingdom. This is where we’re at.

Did DoD just admit in a court filing that it used xAI's Grok Gov Model to hit the girls' school on the first day of the Iran war? Based on some passages flagged by @rgoodlaw.bsky.social in DoD's recent filing in NAACP's case against X, it looks like it did 1/

OK. I’m giving Widow’s Bay another go (the humor still isn’t quite my thing) But I have finally figured out who Patricia reminds me of: Shelley Duvall

“She said the female guard, a GEO Group employee, had been the subject of 10 complaints of sexual assault or abuse, including groping, but that GEO had not suspended or fired her.”

How very broken our society is that this happens as often as it does to anyone

Just a reminder that the US Woman’s team has won the World Cup four times already.

Americans googling “why can’t soccer players cover their mouthes?” Is gonna be an interesting google trend. :)

Same office that covered up prosecutor's crimes in the Broadview Six case just covered up a police shooting. Feds said a teen beat up a cop before he's shot. They have clear video evidence showing the kid just squirmed away from him. They hid it from the judge. Judge just set a sanctions hearing.

There are white people all over the internet saying shit like “I’m sorry that baby died, but…” and if you’re adding “but” to the end of that sentence then fix your fucking heart because you’re a broken person with no humanity. For fucks sake. White folks are never beating the allegations

Guys, I think this dude killed his wife. He killed his wife who makes cake...but wants to eat her cake too.

This should be treated as a confession

what a huge crock of shit

ICYMI — Trump admits he was manipulating the stock market with fake news about Iran