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I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

“Upon information and belief, Iran was planning to take over the entire Middle East” - Donald Trump in a presser just now, using the legal language of every bullshit civil lawsuit he’s ever filed to justify waging war on a sovereign nation

Confirmed Deaths — 1.671 = Caused by attacks launched by US & Israel — 44 = Caused by attacks launched by Iran If we start the war, we target schools and freshwater facilities, and we out-murder the other side 38:1, what does that make us? Who wouldn’t hate us for this?

175 kids. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/w...

People sitting around wondering why young people are so misogynistic lately as if it isnt obviously because the biggest websites on the internet were made by people in the epstien files.

Bombing a desalination plant supplying freshwater to 30 civilian villages is absolutely depraved. Doing it to a country that has famously harbored *various* bioterrorism extremists who hate America for exactly these reasons is almost unimaginably reckless. Almost.

Patrick LaBrie, who briefly claimed to be press then claimed he wasn’t press when he launched into a vitriolic tirade at some unknown person throwing an egg at him, got chased down the block then escorted to the fascist pen appearing to be crying.

New York Times reporter just approached someone freshly maced trying to ask them questions… Like flushing their eyes and mouth “I’m a reporter can I ask you some questions?”

White supremacist group apparently brought a cooked pig to Effy’s, an Israeli cafe, and left it there. Locals apparently unaware of what the protest is about have an Israel flag out unwittingly in support of the white supremacists.

Ian McGinnis and his buddy Frank Scales traveled from PA to instigate counterprotestors of the white supremacist rally for content. Per their own twitter, their footage was confiscated by NYPD after McGinnis (glasses) was detained. bsky.app/profile/tali...

Woman who showed up in support of Jake Lang islamophobic rally sieg heiled, saying “Heil Hitler.” She was immediately told by her friend, far-right activist D’Anna Morgan, “Don’t do that!” because I was standing right there. She said “Oh” and looked right at me filming her.

Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas. "He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger." www.bbc.com/news/article...

If the government dropped a bomb that took my kid from me, I wouldn’t be thinking about politics or strategy. I’d be thinking about who did it, and how far I’d have to go to make them feel what I felt. People act surprised when the world gets more dangerous, but this is exactly how it happens.

in the store just now and there was a couple looking at those prepped toddler meals and he was saying “everything’s better if you just cook from scratch” and she goes “they don’t look bad and they’d save me so much time” and he just kept repeating “it’s better if you cook” I did not commit a crime

the number of men who have made a whole entire career of 'speaking out' about britney spears is so gross. nobody would even know their names if it weren't for her. they are leeches.

There is a legal provision in immigration law that someone married to a US citizen can stay in the US while there visa is pending. Immigration officials have long recognized it to allow residency during the wait time. The DHS has just stopped following this part of the law.

"You don't liberate people at the barrel of a gun. Have we learned nothing from Iraq or Afghanistan? All we seem to have learned is from Gaza. Israel has learned that you can bomb hospitals & schools with impunity." Me on MSNOW with @chrislhayes.bsky.social Full intv: youtube.com/watch?v=u7LU...

BREAKING: U.S. Customs and Border Protection detained three U.S. citizens and three Green Card holders, including an Evanston resident, at O'Hare Thrusday afternoon At least one, an Evanston woman, is currently being held at Broadview's ICE facility, her sister told me

Updating: The woman is Sundas "Sunny" Naqvi, a current resident of Skokie who was born in Evanston

Which people. Name 3

mr president, i think we’ve found a way to combine the iraq war with hurricane katrina

They know that many people in the US will accept the killing of civilians overseas but will draw the line at high gas prices.

Screaming

Anyway, good night.

Trump is going to try and install Jake Gyllenhaal as the new Prince of Persia because of a movie premiere he remembers attending 16 years ago.

She died by setting herself on fire. The fact that he refuses to step down is just one aspect of his repugnance.

losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now

HERALD: “Sec of Miami-Dade County’s Republican Party started a group chat for conservative students… filled with racist slurs… included FIU’s TP USA president, ex College Republicans recruitment chair.” As @SenJohnson pushes TP USA into our schools. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

One woman who called the State Department helpline looking for help said they told her to "stop ranting and raving" and hung up on her. Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...

We went from making up reasons like "weapons of mass destruction" to you know what, fuck it we don't need to even lie, the president "had a feeling" that they pose a threat so we just bomb them so we can. A country doing this can't expect peace inside.

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone] Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist. He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

What we know, final edition—in 2 parts. 1. Progressives oust 3 Dems who were helping GOP in NC. 2. Dems flip legislative seat in AR. 3. Al Green + Dan Crenshaw down big. 4. #TXSen? Talarico up. GOP runoff. 5. Right holds supreme court seat in AR, but no blowout. 6. TX far-right generally strong.

We have a literal Crusader running the military

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

I hate how accurate this tweet is.

nazis frothing at the mouth in bloodlust swinging their war boners around liberals glad it happened but mildly disapproving of the lack of paperwork socialists being told to shut up about it because it risks the midterms somehow. yep just like every other resource war of imperialist aggression

They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

TODAY. Join us to support our kids.

id have more time for the 'brave heroic soldiers' narrative if they were fighting in trenches instead of staring at a laptop directing drones to blow up schools.

When this ICE shit started, a mutual I’d never met asked how to help. I sent him to a friend’s kid’s preschool that was struggling to find patrollers. He’s been there almost daily, even in brutal cold, at a school where he didn’t know anyone, to keep folks safe. We finally met and got beers tonight.

average person cheering for war in iran

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This is disgusting. Rationalizing the bombing of a school that reportedly killed 108 girls. But since she asked, "Currently, 161 public schools operate on military installations across the United States." www.militaryonesource.mil/education-em...

I will never get used to the disdain our country holds for brown and Black children. From Palestine to Iran to Sudan, we normalize the destruction of schools and hospitals and daycares. We reduce children to death tolls and their futures to rubble with no consequence or second thought.