obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin

The Paul Dano thing is just one hiccup alright. It's not like Tarantino owns a home in Israel, forces his personal fetish onto his casts, knew about the Weinstein stuff, and uses the n word a bunch. He can have one bad opinion.

rooting for them #kirbyairriders

kirby air riders tip: you can make lololo & lalala a lesbian couple by equipping the ribbon, thereby transing lololo's gender

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she's just so perfect

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Me and the other labubus were talking and we think your apartment is too depressing to justify coming to life at night

INTERVIEWER: Any comment on Zohran Mamdani's victory and what it says about immigrants and trans rights? LABOUR POLITICIAN: (panicking) I've never heard of New York

Thread of canon friendly Hellsguard #Roegadyn names for Final Fantasy XIV, in no particular order, as I think of them. For quick reference, names are in the format of <adjective> <noun>, with the noun being nature-based. Lone Shark Bolder Boulder Crystalline Grapes #finalfantasyxiv #ffxiv #roe

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

Working on a list of boiled down reason to give when non-UK folk ask "why do Brits do X"? So far I have: - Generational and economic trauma from WW1 & WW2 that influenced everyone in the UK and still resonates today - Oppression of the working class by the aristocracy - Victorian lead poisoning

the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

Calling Sky up to complain about the sound not working on the Football during a 1 minute silence.

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

she is simply the most gorgeous cat in the world

she had a big chase of the laser pointer and some trestos

I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh

the site of horrible little boys who grew up to be lovely ladies

Wanted to try making a longer comic again 🥴 1/2

enter sandman has to be the craziest song about going to bed

playing mario kart world and encountered nabbit while free roaming on my bike. chased him like this for miles

this website would be better if it used the sopranos font with a gun for an r

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now yoda: thanks dude

THE CHAFF PROJECT Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great! How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public. Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.

dinnertime lad

lil mozzarella man

(trying to explain time to an american) imagine four hamburgers on the edge of a cliff

typical tweet: oh you liked anora? just say you hate women and go. typical bsky post: Delete this immediately. I just did a Google search for Updog and you are a LIAR. This is misinformation. typical text from Gurp, my goblin lover: When you plan tell Gurp about other family?

Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station

Ridiculous that in 97 years they’ve never given an Academy Award to the single most important person on every film: whoever takes the lens cap off

Describe your account in one Simpsons image.

the teenage mutant ninja turtles belong in a military lab and no where near a pizza establishment.

The virgin Chadley vs. the chad Harpocrates

They should make a polite fast & furious called kind & courteous

Most Looney Tunes characters are effectively indestructible but I don’t think that’s true for Pepe Le Pew. I bet if you ran him over with a car he’d just die.

I bet I could go through the Jaunt while conscious and be fine.

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

Frankly it’s embarrassing how much George Orwell’s “1984” gets wrong about 1984. The publisher should update it to be more accurate, e.g. “Winston heard ‘Eat It’ by Weird Al Yankovic playing on the radio. ‘I’d hate to be Michael Jackson right now!’ he said to Big Brother”

They’re still making Jurassic Park movies???? Knock it off???

seems like it might be time for that well regulated militia you guys like to chat about. i don't think telling these guys what they're doing is illegal is going to be enough