Don't pretend you understand Guilty Gear if you weren't raised Catholic

No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going. It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.

Normalize telling people when they’ve made a big difference in your life because they don’t always know it

I'm just...happy. Weird feeling to have during 2025 but here I am. Many thanks to family, friends, Lexapro, therapy, and Being A Woman

I hope it never stops being this fun to get dressed up and go out

'AI Mode'. Oh, so like shit?

it's not even a contest

I went to some of these today and had a great time! Thank you! The Prince St. Diptyque boutique was especially wonderful 🩷

I'm back in NYC and good Lord I love this city

Transgender awareness week is over, you are unaware that you are transgender

I get to be back in NYC in just over 48 hours and I am increasingly excited

I don't know who needs to hear this but it's time to move the frozen turkey out of the freezer and into your ass

oh my god I feel so seen

There has literally never been a universal basic income trial program that didn't deliver real and measurable results above and beyond any other form of social welfare, and every time another concludes with the same findings the powers that be go "interesting! Anyway," and pretend it wouldn't work.

forest foot

STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed

Started HRT at 36, by the way. No FFS. You can do it too. Yes, you, reading this!

We love seeing hot girls in dresses qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥🔥🔥

see it's never too late to transition

But Doctor! I AM Transliacci!

Happy 55th Annual ‘Oregon Blew Up a Whale’ Day, to all who celebrate

face + scent (that day, at least)

scotus won't hear the case (🥳) so now i won't get to use the hilarious movie title pun i've been saving up for months: Obergefalling Down

Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election.

i'm a huge sucker for the "one serious one, one silly one" style of epitaph, and this one (from @maximumgraves.bsky.social's brilliant comic What Happens Next) might just be my favorite of all time.

Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari

oh mamdani has an all women transition team? who cares. i have an all women transition team every time im out with the girls

we should change it back to the Tappan Zee Bridge

City of Sickos

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

Expect a whole lot of bitching from the GOP about how Jones winning proves Dems are all violent crooks as if they haven’t been calling us demonic pedophiles who deserve the noose for years and didn’t actually engage in political violence to overturn an election

No I understood your wavedashing reference but frankly I'm insulted that you would clock me as someone who knows what that is

having Daniels in at that game state is lowkey a fireable offense sorry Commies fans. see you next year 🫂

🪱 🪱 🪱 happy halloween from me and approximately 5,999,999 other demons 🪱 🪱 🪱 to my friends who asked what i’m dressed as, here’s your excuse to go read Kill 6 Billion Demons so we can twirl our hair and kick our feet while gabbing about a great comic together

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

The US on December 7, 1941

Belated, but my first femme Halloween costume came together great! A girl saw me and exclaimed, "wow, you're pretty!" Feels really good <3

Really heartwarming and a big, emphatic fuck you to the xenophobic, racist Cuomo and New York Post scaremongering.

iykyk

these are the tools of the cow. we do not need them. we will not use them.

Intern: What if we have all 32 teams play on the same day and call it the Frozen Frenzy? Gary Bettman: Not bad, but what day do we choose? Intern: A Tuesday in October when the World Series is also scheduled. Bettman: Here are the keys to my house. Go fuck my wife right now.

Heads up for Baltimore area folks: Geno's sucks, nobody in Philly eats that junk, and the owners are racist, don't go to this 👎👎

Perhaps the most ominous satellite presentation we've seen. Cat 5 Melissa within 2 hours of landfall in Jamaica. Winds at 185 mph (tied for 2nd highest on record). Pressure at 892 mb (tied for 3rd lowest). Will be one of strongest Atlantic storms to make landfall ever recorded.

Hey this is cool

Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while. Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.

I predict I will bite off all ten fingernails

baseball is a very sacred sport to transgenders