The public dawdling problem in our country is out of control. We need a national "Keep it moving" initiative

the rapture is a hilarious idea that the american protestants made up in the mid 19th century as a way for chickenshit losers to spare themselves the miserable horrors they liked imagining for other people skipping suffering??? NOT VERY CATHOLIC TBH

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

Yelling “RAW NEXT” at the groom of a straight wedding

bury yourself with him like an egyptian slave

the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously

This is a Melissa Hortman appreciation account for the next 24 hours.

a gay guy opening youtube at a party is the equivalent of a straight guy getting out a guitar

I was told that wanting a little social safety net as a treat was communism, but now we have the federal government eager to take over private companies for some kind of centralized economic planning model.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

Yeah it's really insane how the right switched from "we have to ban masks everywhere because N95s are scary" to "actually, what if we made terrorist-style face masks the de facto uniform of armed federal thugs? wouldn't that be awesome and scary?" in like four days

Tulsi gabbard right now

Can we just fucking stop

Omg the Kirkland sparkling mineral water is like La Croix but without the gross bitter taste these are so good

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

Did you know that if NY had kept its original gerrymander for 2024, there’s a very good chance the Dems would have kept the House, giving them leverage to stop the gutting of American state capacity and oversight? You can’t unilaterally disarm in a war, and this is a war.

This isn’t a category?!? NYT.

it is every american suburbanite's dream to one day afford to live in a house in a neighborhood without sidewalks so they can spend the weekend watching bicyclists get hit by cars

"c*s" people love to "breed". they are breeders. this is a heterofetishistic lifestyle. explain to me again why we are letting these breeders around children when they groom them into this fetish?

LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society. RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp. YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice

Today’s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men

The appropriate answer to this is "Who gives a single fucking shit? He was better as a dead guy than the people installing the Plane Crashing Machines and disappearing people off the street so they can cash in on military contracts while firing veterans." It's possible to not take the bait, I swear!

I hate when I'm eating nachos and a chip falls apart under the weight of the cheese and jalapenos into my lap, and I have to dig it out from between my thighs, and then I realize that my exit is coming up in ten feet but I'm still in the left lane

on fucking MAY DAY

Every time Abdul El-Sayed enters a race, a dormant flock of 2016-style Bernie bros rise like zombies to lie about women running in Michigan. Insane.

thankfully he ruined his reputation for the rest of his life and there’s nothing he can ever do to escape the hitler he has become

babe are u okay you’ve barely posted a black and white monday pic of ur twink death conclave boots the bluesky down

young men don’t need a “left Joe Rogan” they need sports betting regulation

it’s official, #JDVanceKilledThePope

Predicting either a 5-4 end of the world 14th amendment decision (conservatives minus Gorsuch vs liberals and Gorsuch) or a 6-3 defiant vote for (women + Gorsuch + Roberts vs perverts).

someday science will discover that it’s unhealthy to pound seltzers all day long instead of drinking water and i will officially have nothing left to live for

Whenever people express doubts about nuclear power, it almost always comes back to oil-funded propaganda. Nuclear power is almost always publicly funded and therefore has a tiny education and outreach budget. You have a global industry who's outreach is literally a rounding error to the Kochs

"Let's not take the soul-sucking path of sacrificing the most persecuted for that which we deem to be most popular. I know that there are transgender children right now looking out at this world and wondering if anyone is going to stand up for them and for their simple right to exist. Well, I am."

A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill. Do not let anyone play games with you.

Republican congressman Keith Self introduced transgender Representative Sarah McBride as "Mr. McBride." Sarah snapped back and called him madam chair. Dem Congressman Bill Keating went off on Rep. Self and adjourned the meeting over his lack of decorum and purposeful targeting of Sarah McBride.

i'm ready 🎨 @nissoumutt.bsky.social

Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back

Hey Elissa, this is bad

"tree equity" is the kind of thing that columnists like to make fun of when why it works is actually instantly apparent to anyone who's ever walked down a street in the summer apnews.com/article/tree...

Illinois respects the sovereignty and borders of Ukraine — now and always.
 Three years ago, Russia invaded Ukraine without warning or provocation. Peace and freedom requires resistance to tyranny and oppression. 
 Slava Ukraini!

“There are currently four people remaining over there to do the work of 15 people. The danger to the national airspace can’t be understated." "This is a very real threat to the American flying public.” EXCLUSIVE ⤵️

I am not making this up: Republicans have introduced legislation… to increase your bank fees.

jamelle is correct

the twitter approach to downsizing is going great I see