nvm i was not aware of their game

i think nasty pig should make formalwear

armin sampling fur elise for euphoria is awful but zedd and muse sampling bach prelude in c for 1685 is unforgivable

olympics across the sound

keys limes pie

the plural of egg frittata is eggs frittata

in 2026 im going all in on being old. it is the year of the pill organizer

fuck my sleepy chungus life

actually he said he agreed with it but he had to be upset at it because it would be the bert thing to do

he hated me because i spoke the truth

me when i have a sinus infection

getting off the phone with my mom i feel bad for how she feels like she needs to act around her friends. she's like it's so burdensome for friends to come over to care about your dad who has cancer because i have to host them and if they give gifts i have to go out and buy gifts in return

the wikipedia article on trade isn't homophobic but feels like it is

Holy Infant so tender and mild implies the existence of Cursed infant so crunchy and spicy. Gimme the buffalo style evil josh. crunchwrap supreme baby

merry christmas eve to all the gamers out there

Happy holidays. Let me eat your plants. 📸 - @tolf.dog

god forbid a man have hobbies

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bluesky doesn't have the thrill of having your tweet land off target and having the worst people come in and comment on it. my toxic trait is i need my dose of haters

my friend keeps buying me these hats from wienerschnitzel

merry christmas to the hvac guy who quoted $3000 for furnace repairs 😔

Happy Holidays! #fursuit

renaming my fursona to "Saved Messages"

going through the 6 stages of grief of being sick (i have a cold 🤧)

putting this on moments before accidentally taking the fent pressie

sorry, i'm in a closed friendship

for something called "ai" it is definitely not full of love

i started going to cons in 2023 hahahahaha

i hate having to travel to new zealand it just deletes 2 days from my life

dude. yes

come in me bro sorry i meant come at me bro the letters are right next to each other haha 📸 @flowthewolf.bsky.social

it's comfy in the dog bed

i am adding @art-kitkat.bsky.social to my list of opps

whenever i see furries getting really mad at babyfurs I always think of this fuckin meme

i kinda want to get into oly lifting. i bought a whole bunch of bumper plates a long time ago thinking i wanted to get into it but then just never did

NEW DOGGIEDOG WHOS THIS?!?!?! 🐶🐶 Thank you @gnaws.bsky.social for bringing him to life 🥰🥰🥰

said "screencapped" instead of "clipped" and a bunch of 20 year olds clowned on me

do you think @juiceps.art would draw me pregnant 📸 @eleianyaps.bsky.social

me last week: i need to schedule this meeting for next week it is very important me today: what the fuck is this meeting about

getting older is seeing your dad in the mirror

Degradation AND praise fetish? Sounds like you just get off on being talked to.

pills that turn me into a vampire

thumbs up skin tone emoji reaction etiquette for white people: - never use the white one - if someone has already used the black one you need to use the yellow one

had three separate dreams last night about not having done the required readings for high school english finals. the torment truly never ends

yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.

what if @pesky-pudu.bsky.social was tiny

sniffies hookup stories are the modern gay equivalent of your grandpa's war stories

i have gotten multiple dms on telegram identifying exactly where this is. i guess everyone knows where i've been blowing someone's back out this afternoon 😔