they caught me doing the chicken dance 😔

i made it

told a friend on vc about kristi noem husband bimbofication and he starts laughing and struggling to breathe, goes quiet, then in the background i hear him saying to his boyfriend "did you hear about this? kristi noem husband bimbofication"

the vet turned my cat into a goomba. should i sue them?

Flicker is the spiritual sequel to 100% In The Bitch after porter robinson did in fact get 100% in namasensei's fucking japanese lessons

one time @hunterisadog.bsky.social got me to try on his latex drone hood and instead of being a whore i just made the jackie chan rage comic face

Hotdog! Possibly the hottest dog 🌭 🎨 commission for tolfdog on X

thanks google

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

who up sanding they skull

homie put on the fursuit and immediately started serving 🥹 so proud of him

writing "gullible" on every ceiling in my house so i can't fall for it again

Golden campsite ✨

drank too much diet soda and now before every set of deadlifts i have to be burped like a little baby

put my fursuit brush somewhere obvious then immediately forgot where that was

i love eating ｐｉｚｚａ with ｍａｒｉｎａｒａ　ｓａｕｃｅ

after the ai apocalypse, i hope to be the I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream character with the huge hog

Was blowing the death whistle in my room also an expression of love?

printing a cursed artifact for The Wife as an expression of my love for him

It's a Doggy Dog Bed

i hate when at work i see someone highlighting a bunch of text in my google doc bc ik their ass about to leave the most annoying comment

do you like fat chuds 🐕 @doggeddapper.bsky.social 🎨 @rafacr.bsky.social (thank you!)

i will be at lvfc next week.

friends don't let friends fillet in sketch in fusion360

What if you filled a pup hood full of meatloaf

pov u have to call animal control on the weird dog u found outside

What is he doing? Not even he knows 📸 - @casperwusky.bsky.social @fetchnw.com

i am immune to doomscrolling twitter but i am not immune to doomscrolling the atlantic and falling for the most annoying think pieces

It's a little broken, but this does also work in VR if you visit with a webXR capable headset.

hooked up with a normie who was like can you wear the fursuit it's hot

toched @zoeydogy.com

i am approaching your location rapidly at @fetchnw.com 📹 @pesky-pudu.bsky.social

what is this an egg holder for ants

much better

openscad is like if matlab was a cad program (derogatory)

this is why ur pokopia's not getting humid btw

bicep injury blows but working around it with the most ridiculous grip for ab rollout

using my passive-aggressive corporate incantations today to get people to do things for me: - we're all on the same team - i know you're busy but could you take a quick look - let me have my manager talk to your manager

for my own sanity every time i read the news this video plays in my head

>looking for a dog bed >ask the store if their dog bed is for dogs or for humans >they dont understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is for dogs and what is for humans >they laugh and say “it’s a good dog bed sir” >buy a plufl >its for cats

my boss punishing me with a one day work trip to california on the monday right before lvfc

using wrist straps for deadlift for the first time and they feel so good . i feel like i am doing drugs

remembering the one and only mmf threesome i had where i was trying to make the girl feel included so i was squeezing her boob and she moved my hand away and said "alright i think that's enough for now"

highway 99 north of seattle is the same 1 mile stretch of road copypasted over and over again

i met the ayatollah she's gay

Now speed up Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal 🦌 @pesky-pudu.bsky.social 🦌 @lint.bsky.social 🎨 @vincehooves.bsky.social (thank you!)

if you're going to lvfc, come and shove some dollar bills in my fursuit at growl.vegas!

had someone try explain omakase to me as "medieval times but with sushi"