out from work for 2 days and coming back to a meeting where my boss is shouting at the other team's boss

trying out my new camera with photos of @pesky-pudu.bsky.social

happy getting my third polio shot because my parents forgot to have me get them as a child day

kept being alternately identified at aquatifur as "cool sweater guy" and "awful denim harness guy"

sorry for manifesting the worst deal from the senate democrats with this skeet

thank you atc 🫡🫡 i hope you all get paid soon!!

thank u air travel jesus

me at ohare rn

🏜️✨ 🌵: @wearwolfcreations.bsky.social 📸: @unsolicited.marten.pics #squeakysaturday

“what’s LinkedIn even for? you can’t even post cock” - @tolf.dog

took psychic damage from the waterslide attendant who pointed at me and said "korean?"

they let me have it

what if we held hands in the moose exhibit to the underground tunnel to the waterpark

We're on the hunt for dads. #FursuitFriday 🐺: @tolf.dog 📸: @hansfaffing.bsky.social

he's just like me

err where is this plane going rn

my dad just told me that if his cancer prognosis is terminal his dying wish is to see me without my husband present 🙃

yay :)

found this pair of @rudderbutts.bsky.social trunks just in time for aquatifur 🤠

had to write a self-intro for work but at least my new boss spared me from having to do 2 truths 1 lie

i need..french onion soup

This is the true #3

he voted (go vote!)

this is the best music in all of plza ong

which e621 tag is this @infernowolf.bsky.social 📸 twitter.com/OrangestheTi...

thinking of getting furry art

intrusive thirst trap thoughts yesterday said deadbeat dad

optimal plza battle strategy in teamfights with the ai: hide in the corner and do nothing

this game is so easy i don't even have to do anything

🔒

pov i am getting your ass 📹 @3lly.info

this shit is fucking cheeks

oh come ON

halloween fit check

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

explaining to my straight friend how the gays first turned "breeder" into a slur then decided to take it back again

friend was showing me his map of the US

she's so desperate fr

get you a man like @pesky-pudu.bsky.social who is excited about going to a baked potato eating party

had a dream i uninstalled microsoft word from my mom's computer to spite her

my pov at the beach when my 3 year old son throws a handful of sand at my face

im making danqiuchinese videos at 1am

im making danqiuchinese videos at 1am

Here’s who’s left in the bullpens

they literally welded this together incorrectly 😭😭

ooo i like pumpkins i'm a pumpkin carver