boss told me to pick up some coding work while we're short staffed but it's been 4 years since i've written any

ghost racket in mario tennis fever is so broken wtf you can't even counter it

if eating precooked sausages like a slim jim is wrong i don't want to be right

turns out the trick to finally getting bigger arms is to suffer and do arms 3 times a week

why doesn't zyn diversify into the cigarettes market

amazon please don't call me a white girl like this

he's such a fucking creep

is the rug doctor board certified

im glad some people out here are asking the important questions about the super bowl

11 years ago i had to move to either sf or seattle for work and thinking about how i would have become a very different type of gay if it was sf

work was almost homophobic and made me travel over valentine's day but they changed their wicked ways 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Go Seahawks!

Penis music generator

my fit was plantmaxxing

they were selling puppygirl bait at grocery outlet

my mom has been upset at me for translating the details of my dad's cancer surgery which indicated metastasis. i understand it's a cultural thing for her to keep him in the dark about it in the belief that would make him happy but i feel like it's paternalistic and i would feel bad doing it

bought a toto washlet but the outlet is too far to plug it in and now have to get an electrician to come install one

the petliner... yay

work wants me to fly last minute to sf next week to work with a partner team my director is not interested in funding the work for but corporate politics dictates he can't say that out loud yet

forgot about this yoko shimomura masterpiece

i love my brother @astrothewolf.com but i fear he might be a homosexual. 📸 @tullem.bsky.social

tired of @lint.bsky.social starting discourse around my laser pit

werking on slaytriot missiles at gaytheon

i feel like mesh shirts are the polite fiction of wearing a shirt in situations where you feel like you have to wear a shirt

Omega-Xis: Six... Seven... #流星のロックマン #megaman #megamanstarforce #OmegaXis #DigitalArt

every so often i think about the key & peele office homophobe skit and how much psychic damage it has done to everyone

My wife caught me cuddling a femboy in VRChat and is filing for custody of the kids. Pickles wrapped in cream cheese and ham.

yuri on ice walked so heated rivalry could run

watching the first episode of heated rivalry and i'm going to cum so hard when they finally show the hockey

i put the b in banal sex

this moltbook thing is so funny it's like they turned all the annoying lesswrong posters into ai

im doing my coyote impression 📸 @maverickthedeer.bsky.social

my costume is not your culture

I Have No Butt and I Must Fart

I Have No Cock and I Must Pee

asking random people in my telegram dms if they know about the astolfo monster can monster cock tweet of 2021

when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to

Thank you to @tolf.dog for the commission opportunity and their patience as the project progressed! ZBrush sculpt -> Retopology low poly -> bake/PBR textures -> rigged model

i hate when insurance salespeople call me in this faux surprised tone and make me answer questions like i'm really stupid, e.g. "umm, do you not want to save on your home insurance?" no actually i like paying more money okay bye

i love being a pokemon fan when the most exciting leak is "it will look good maybe"

1. love what the port of seattle is doing 2. love that we are getting these updates from port commissioner/reddit user "Ricetastik"

thank you @lint.bsky.social for making me this

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Group photo from the @kigurumikagetsu.bsky.social family photo at #ANE2026. There was actually a great family turnout at the con, they couldn't all make it to the photo unfortunately 🥲

I have been doodled! Thanks @rainbowdawn.bsky.social

ane was great but i got home and napped for 6 hours

i am having a stroke why did mcdonalds japan come out with this LAST MONTH