Tolf: Can you scratch my back? Me: Sure, here you go Tolf: Can you scroll down? Me: Can I what?

Happy new deer

Happy holidays. Let me eat your plants. 📸 - @tolf.dog

Star-crossed lovers 💫 [ #cuteart #traditionalart #posca ]

Me and @keaton.bsky.social… and foxo (x.com/ShaleShep) at @fetchnw.com vortex. 📸 - @growlph.greywolf.social

So many deer!

I love Seattle. <3 The lovely animals were able to rent a private showing of Zootopia 2!

Feeling like a baby salmon except my yolk sack is all the thanksgiving dinner I had yesterday

Ohhhh I thought you said "send duck pic"

The southern pudu is not endangered 🎉 but you are 🫵 📸 - @futureterminal.bsky.social

Caught up on life stuff time to be a stupid deer

Pussy on a pedestal

"Whose fursuit is that"

POV you're a tasty leaf

Bouncy house 5 is complete! Thank you everyone that came, contributed, and made the event feel special.

government locktober

People ask me if I ever get tired of gaslighting. To which I reply, "yes"

How about I get stressed out for multiple hours about 30 minutes of stuff I don't want to do

Who killed Pesky Pudu??

MARINERS BACK IN THE POSTSEASON HERE WE GOOOOO

Cashier as she loads five pumpkin spice products into my grocery bag “I’ve heard stories of people like you…”

i am not who i was - by Chance Peña

Size diff is cool until you have to adjust the rear view mirror every day

Whenever I’m hanging something on the wall using the studfinder @tolf.dog appears and puts it against one of us, starts beeping and saying “STUD FOUND”

I’m snow white up in this bitch

Just being normal - 📸 @speakfrisk.bsky.social

Be gone crud!

LITTLE DEER BIG STUPID. THANKS @spiltgrapesoda.bsky.social

He either really likes bags or doesn’t want me to leave. (he really likes bags)

Did you know that pudu are the world’s smallest deer? Southern Pudu only reach up to 18 inches tall, while their Northern cousins only reach up to 14 inches! These herbivores are native to South America and are currently listed as “threatened” due to habitat loss.

"You'd look so good in a cage"

What they want: me playing something impressive and technically challenging What they get: 15 different ways to play a C chord

“What is this?” my straight friend asked as he pointed to my folded up sling in the closet Me: “don’t worry about it”

Me: we only have 3 more hours of daylight so we can’t dawdle @tolf.dog: did you say… dawdle? Me: it’s a thing people say! Tolf: yeah if they’re like 70 years old

Exclusive: Christian Nationalist Rally by Anti-LGBTQ Group Will Take Place at Cal Anderson Park Barring a last-minute change of heart, the city plans to permit the Memorial Day event this week based on legal advice from City Attorney Ann Davison. publicola.com/2025/08/13/c...

Autoflush toilets are a conspiracy by people who wipe while sitting in order to discriminate against us standing wipers

Thousands of miles away but I felt like I was home

I can’t stop

they got grandma working the telegram spambots

Cover of Please Don't Make Me Cry by Lianne La Havas

Today I learned not only do electronic bagpipes exist but people buy PA systems for them

Cover of Bones Shake by Hazlett

I'm convinced that this ancient bust of Nero depicting him with a heinous neckbeard was also part of the slander campaign perpetrated by his enemies

If musicians really want to support political candidates they should put them on their songs as features

Fuck your ass? Ok pottymouth. I think you mean fudge your ass

It's July 1st and you know what that means... Goodbye Pesky and hello Preston!

Mom: so what does your cheese necklace mean though Me: it means I like cheese Mom: that's not very normal to wear Me: I'm not exactly normal Mom: yeah...

Do you find yourself having trouble finding a place to display your ostrich egg? I know I do!

Tuna over potatoes for lunch