brb spending 4k on a carpet, just to be a dog in your apartment 🐾💙 🐾: @ceresgalax.com 📸: @justdragony.bsky.social #FursuitFriday

I love seeking thrills and adventures but also me 90% of the time 🎨 @cinnamonspots.com

What if there was a man in the middle attack but the man in the middle was like, really chill. What if he was basically a chill guy who didn't mind if you sent a secret or whatever

agriculture

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

i think about this every day

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y'all KNOW what mother fucking day it is!!!!!!

everything he says about the cruise sounds like a threat

someones fursona has long blonde hair ? yeah thats how you know they're SICK IN THE MIND

Deer diary: today I saw tulips 📸 - @tolf.dog

"stop jestermaxxing"? no thanks (bitch). juggling is older than Christianity

Industrial Burning BeyStations

let me just say 😈 there's not gonna be ANYTHING orthodox about this easter 😈😈😈😈 happy sexy april everyone 😈😈😈😈😈

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

in the crib straight up scritching it. and by "it" let's just say. haha. my deer. #deer

Dear SF Bay Area (and/or driving distance to Urban Ore) Kink Community: $350 for adding this to your dungeon seems like a fuckin' steal.

Someone was describing to me how to sterilize stainless steel before inserting it into my urethra and I thought to myself “yeah, that’s sound advice”.

shuttle dog the dogg with the shuttle on em

For - Spencer Coreward (VK)

I gotta come clean 😔 #art #furry #furryart #meme

(2028) yeah I had a really bad headache so I had to get a prescription for painkillers from GrokRx

Just installed a central line so I can take my peptides faster at the clubbbbbb

foreskin tourism (going to europe)

This is no lie. This show is going to be ridiculously epic. You should be there. I dare you. That's right; you've been dared, so now you have to go!!

porta bunny💛 ponytreon/substar doodle for @lunei.bsky.social!

will the person who wore the Atlassian hat to an orgy please return to either San Francisco or Sydney, we can’t handle this here

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

drank too much diet soda and now before every set of deadlifts i have to be burped like a little baby

VERY LITTLE INFO but there is a new zero day flaw in telegram! I have no information whatsoever JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE POSTING! BUT just to be safe, protect yourself from this unknown exploit: get your phone. Open Venmo. And send me $200 immediately!! Then piss on your phone like a jellyfish sting

Ok, lil heads up here for Telegram users: Sounds like a 9.8 CVSS vulnerability in Telegram that may allows for zero-click remote code execution was discovered yesterday. Very little info, but until we know more, disable automatic downloads on all your devices with TG installed.

Does the amp fuck your wife for you too

jealous of people with a electric guitar that shit seems so much easier to play. I have the kind where you can only barre on 9th fret if you take preworkout

nobody: the pool noodles in a Costco:

I found it, the most deranged way a grocery store has ever displayed pasta sauce

dick so good it makes you pro life

like the yeast disease you get in hospital s

tonight i cooked a meal that was so advanced i cant even fucking explain it to you. but my beautiful wife said "WOWIEEE!"

if it's a girl, strava. if it's a boy, we will name him the more masculine 'stravo'

day 2 of trying to figure out what to eat bolognese sauce with - fries ❌ - rice ❌ - ????

Yeah seeing my friends and having a vacation is all well and good but the main reason I want to go to a furry con again is cause I haven’t gotten to use “K-Hole Demon Hunters” as a badge name yet

It's a Doggy Dog Bed

bsky was fun for a while but a lot of you have not even been embalmed, yet alone preserved in a jar, and it shows

MARCH STICKER CLUB ko-fi.com/baphypaws/ti...

god i keep taking more creatine but the headache STILL wont go away.. is my brain a pussy???

Now speed up Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal Gas pedal 🦌 @pesky-pudu.bsky.social 🦌 @lint.bsky.social 🎨 @vincehooves.bsky.social (thank you!)

Anyone wanna take a hit off my bag of ketchup type sauce?