@squawk-the-jay.bsky.social caught some pics of me being a good party ashtray 🚬🐐

btw, 123456 is your verification code. Oh, I know you didn’t ask for it or even attempt to engage with this service, I just happened to notice you trying to purchase something on a completely unrelated website, and thought I’d offer to make the experience worse and more complicated for you.

Once as a kid I sent money to a stranger on the Internet for him to mail me a VHS copy of his camcorder footage from E3 so I could get a few early grainy looks at Super Mario 64, and I felt like the coolest kid on the block for it. So it's weird how little I care about Nintendo Thing(tm) happening.

Quote Post an album that you have listened to 100+ times

Google wtf are you doing? Please stop. All videos, everywhere, already automatically play back at the correct speed. That speed is 1.0x. It's a well-solved problem.

As of today this is 4 weeks old. I’m declaring it now fully healed, so bring your colored sharpies and cross the labyrinth! lol We have the next appointment to close it on the other side of my forearm in September to make it a full sleeve

I can't wait until Apple finally implements industry standard 2FA and gets credit for inventing it.

⛓️⛓️⛓️ for @growlph.greywolf.social!

I guess I should post the other good photo from that night for—(looks up "cryptic" in a thesaurus) (there's no F entries) (looks up "lurking") (aha)—for Furtive Friday 📸 @growlph.greywolf.social

"Are you sure you want to end this chat?" Bitch I was sure I didn't want to start it.

Very normal reverse engineering in progress

AliExpress models have astonishingly small hands.

A telegram crypto spambot offering services related to having previously been scammed by telegram crypto spambots is so ironic is almost beautiful.

Gotta do a 3-hour video essay on the framing, lighting, blocking, and editing of every single shot 🤤

It's International Hyena Day today! Be sure to sniff a stinky yeen

Mike's Hard Clam Juice™

Horse and Handler, kind enough to pause 'long the trail for a shoot 🐴: @daf.monster f.monster 🤠: @bourbondiablo.bsky.social

I love that the Artemis II recovery comm chatter while they were trying to troubleshoot the astronauts’ satellite phone not woking included mission control asking “…and you’re sure you’re pressing down the ‘PTT’ button while you talk?”, proving that none of us are truly too important for T1 support.

Moon people made it back to Earth, cool!

Keychron just published all the CAD files for their keyboards and I think that's pretty neat. github.com/Keychron/Key...

So that's about 1.1GB per emoji, I guess? I can't imagine how boring the "other features" must be if that's how they chose to headline this.

Okay, I finally used a Wago for something - am I a cult member now?

Dwellings of the amateur occultist

I am happy to report that LinkedIn is still a Normal(tm) place.

Okay hear me out: Movie theaters adopt only having bulk/bin style candy (like in the awesome fun aisle of good grocery stores). You pay by weight, they scoop it into little paper trays, and crinkly foil wrappers stay a minimum of 1.5km away at all times.

I dreamt about a Mario game where the major collectible was something called an Ion Onion

Okay I give up. What's the furry knees discourse all about?

Wise words

Okay Apparat's new album has been my favorite acoustic journey of 2026 so far www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCJW...

I learned a new trick! 🎈

🐏💥 ⭐Prints of this piece will be available on #NFC2026 Afterbark Market!⭐ #furry #art 🌻 t.me/jamzennart (join my telegram channel 👀)

Woot! Just got a couple commissions from @switchbit.co Derpy coug is derpy!

Somebody played the reverse card when I called them a goat fucker at #COG 🐐: @growlph.greywolf.social 📸: @dozerdog.bsky.social

I put this sticker on my laptop over a year ago when I changed the battery, so that next time I open it up, I don't have to re-reverse-engineer what screws it uses. ... It uses T5 screws.

I bet on the next screen they’re gonna try to convince me to try Edge.. You s hould t ry Micr osoft Edg e the ne w brows er desig ned to render w ebpages beauti fully

Ask your doctor about: wolves

I just boarded a plane using only my watch for the first time, and it feels like I pulled off a magic trick

Working on getting this done today and to get going on February’s sticker.

I finally watched Zootopia 2. Where do I apply to have my furry license reinstated?

Oops wrong gloryhole

goat turned unicorn 🪄⭐️

I have been a full-time adult for a considerable number of years now and I still haven't the faintest idea what "checking in for a flight" actually does.

I just now saw a trailer announcing the upcoming release of an as-of-yet unreleased trailer. Not a movie. A trailer announcing that a trailer for a movie will happen at a future date. And with that, I'm done consuming media. It had a good run. If you need me I'll be in the woods.

Discord feature request: Automatically detect when the user is in 37 furry porn servers and 0 (zero) gaming servers, then stop nagging them to connect their Steam account.

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT

It's sad to me that Adams' died such a toxic and hateful person - Dilbert was one of my favorite comics as a kid (which I'm just now learning was apparently not Normal Kid Behavior).

Just spent about five minutes thinking the Google Drive website was broken because you apparently have to double-click things now? It's still a web site, but it's a website that uses the desktop metaphor design language. I guess that's useful? Just disorienting.

Tonight's vibe is DJ Shadow: The Private Press. There will be no Q&A section.