Ready to cause a splash 💦 #SqueakySaturday #Latex #RubberFur #Pokemon 📸: @growlph.greywolf.social

I bet on the next screen they’re gonna try to convince me to try Edge.. You s hould t ry Micr osoft Edg e the ne w brows er desig ned to render w ebpages beauti fully

Ask your doctor about: wolves

I just boarded a plane using only my watch for the first time, and it feels like I pulled off a magic trick

Working on getting this done today and to get going on February’s sticker.

I finally watched Zootopia 2. Where do I apply to have my furry license reinstated?

Oops wrong gloryhole

goat turned unicorn 🪄⭐️

I have been a full-time adult for a considerable number of years now and I still haven't the faintest idea what "checking in for a flight" actually does.

I just now saw a trailer announcing the upcoming release of an as-of-yet unreleased trailer. Not a movie. A trailer announcing that a trailer for a movie will happen at a future date. And with that, I'm done consuming media. It had a good run. If you need me I'll be in the woods.

Discord feature request: Automatically detect when the user is in 37 furry porn servers and 0 (zero) gaming servers, then stop nagging them to connect their Steam account.

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT

It's sad to me that Adams' died such a toxic and hateful person - Dilbert was one of my favorite comics as a kid (which I'm just now learning was apparently not Normal Kid Behavior).

Just spent about five minutes thinking the Google Drive website was broken because you apparently have to double-click things now? It's still a web site, but it's a website that uses the desktop metaphor design language. I guess that's useful? Just disorienting.

Tonight's vibe is DJ Shadow: The Private Press. There will be no Q&A section.

*notices you in the darkness* Oink!

In the wide world of half-assed government-built public service websites, I've seen an astonishing array of bullshit, but saving the literal string "••••••••••••••••••" to my password manager is breathtaking.

My 2026 metaphor for technology: That little pop-up in the YouTube app that interrupts me trying to share my screen by asking me to share my screen.

My superpowers apparently include the ability to have used up my monthly free article allowance on websites I've never heard of or visited before.

Another year I did a rubber animal park photoshoot with a lot local rubber animals we love!! @growlph.greywolf.social with the photo help thereeee. Helped light @draz.bsky.social 's new music video for BAILA. @av.dog put on a drive in! Then later found a feral @nullreff.net in the mountains???

Gävlebocken got tired of standing =3=

happy solstice

So when I was a kid, we left out cookies and milk for Santa (which would be crumbs in the morning) and carrots for Santa's reindeer (which became nibbled-off stubs). I just learned that neither of my BFs had heard of the carrot thing. Was this just us? Does nobody else think of the reindeer?

Watched last year's supposedly awful xmas movie Red One tonight, and you know what? It's actually charming. Not great, but it has heart, fun worldbuilding, a consistent and deliberate tone, and a polar bear who's naughty list I badly want to be on. I'm going to bat for this one. 6/10.

Meowy Christmas! Come join our Reindeer Games~ 🦌: @saturdaii.bsky.social 📸: @growlph.greywolf.social #Fursuit #Furry #Petsuit

Hot take: I want year-end "Wrapped" engagements even less than I want AI.

What I imagine transitioning feels like.

I don't get why people hate on AE and Temu, I mean just look at this totally legitimate not-at-all dodgy deals...

Still vibing on those disco-funky love from this weekend at Vortex @fetchnw.com We gonna keep this boogie train going till we hit the stop to boogie down under the shiny disco lights again. DISCODAWG is excited to boogie with yall soon! 📷: @growlph.greywolf.social 🐕: @krashhusky.bsky.social

Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.

Starting to question whether wanting a job is worth the daily psychic damage I incur by having LinkedIn notifications turned on.

Idunno man, still thinking about it.

As we're getting to that time of the year, I would like to gently remind <every platform that has ever existed> that I do not, in fact, want to reminisce about the great moments of customer engagement that we spent together.

It’s getting cold out… Do you need a warm cup of coffee to go with your morning werewolf?

Is there a word for the emotion that happens when you're horny chatting with someone and they send you one of your own commissions?

I hate AI chatbots so goddamned much

So guys I don’t want to brag, but I, personally, am officially @rifftrax.com ‘s Favorite Customer

Accidentally bought fat-free half and half. What is the other half of it made of, though?

Resting my head down in your musky junk, getting some sniffs in, while you play some Ball-atro~ Hope I'm not too distracting 🤭

Tried to redo my resume in LibreOffice today and I can assure you its still as bad as you remember.

By you side #oc

Chase waterfalls. Forget the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to. 🦊: @georgewholesome.bsky.social 📷: @growlph.greywolf.social Soaking it up at @cogweekend.com

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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

o-oh...

I am forever impressed yet baffled by the concept of a human being pulling a 4” glass rectangle out of their pocket, applying their sausage thumbs to a grid of 26 minuscule smaller rectangles on its surface, and somehow generating a coherent English sentence.

Slack O'Lantern.

Bluesky users: How can we fight to continue to make this platform respect the needs of our community? Mastodon users: How can we more effectively alienate people who don't have the correct opinions about the importance of federated network protocols?