Gävlebocken got tired of standing =3=

happy solstice

So when I was a kid, we left out cookies and milk for Santa (which would be crumbs in the morning) and carrots for Santa's reindeer (which became nibbled-off stubs). I just learned that neither of my BFs had heard of the carrot thing. Was this just us? Does nobody else think of the reindeer?

Watched last year's supposedly awful xmas movie Red One tonight, and you know what? It's actually charming. Not great, but it has heart, fun worldbuilding, a consistent and deliberate tone, and a polar bear who's naughty list I badly want to be on. I'm going to bat for this one. 6/10.

Meowy Christmas! Come join our Reindeer Games~ 🦌: @saturdaii.bsky.social 📸: @growlph.greywolf.social #Fursuit #Furry #Petsuit

Hot take: I want year-end "Wrapped" engagements even less than I want AI.

What I imagine transitioning feels like.

I don't get why people hate on AE and Temu, I mean just look at this totally legitimate not-at-all dodgy deals...

Still vibing on those disco-funky love from this weekend at Vortex @fetchnw.com We gonna keep this boogie train going till we hit the stop to boogie down under the shiny disco lights again. DISCODAWG is excited to boogie with yall soon! 📷: @growlph.greywolf.social 🐕: @krashhusky.bsky.social

Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.

Starting to question whether wanting a job is worth the daily psychic damage I incur by having LinkedIn notifications turned on.

Idunno man, still thinking about it.

As we're getting to that time of the year, I would like to gently remind <every platform that has ever existed> that I do not, in fact, want to reminisce about the great moments of customer engagement that we spent together.

It’s getting cold out… Do you need a warm cup of coffee to go with your morning werewolf?

Is there a word for the emotion that happens when you're horny chatting with someone and they send you one of your own commissions?

I hate AI chatbots so goddamned much

So guys I don’t want to brag, but I, personally, am officially @rifftrax.com ‘s Favorite Customer

Accidentally bought fat-free half and half. What is the other half of it made of, though?

Resting my head down in your musky junk, getting some sniffs in, while you play some Ball-atro~ Hope I'm not too distracting 🤭

Tried to redo my resume in LibreOffice today and I can assure you its still as bad as you remember.

By you side #oc

Chase waterfalls. Forget the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to. 🦊: @georgewholesome.bsky.social 📷: @growlph.greywolf.social Soaking it up at @cogweekend.com

Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

o-oh...

I am forever impressed yet baffled by the concept of a human being pulling a 4” glass rectangle out of their pocket, applying their sausage thumbs to a grid of 26 minuscule smaller rectangles on its surface, and somehow generating a coherent English sentence.

Slack O'Lantern.

Bluesky users: How can we fight to continue to make this platform respect the needs of our community? Mastodon users: How can we more effectively alienate people who don't have the correct opinions about the importance of federated network protocols?

Know the signs:

Nobody: My Brain: "Hey there are probably flat-earthers who are also Columbus-day apologists"

Time to get winter coats back out of the closet for the season and that means free pocket candy!

It's weird to me that so many people turn on the Steam and Discord features that just tells everybody on the Internet what application you're using on your computer. What is the supposed value of this?

Wolves are better than code.

A switcher's dilemma #furry #furryart #art

Bathtime! 🫧🛁

Hades 2 but when Hecate turns you into a sheep you just stay that way forever, idly grazing and baaing at witches, ignorant of your family's blood feud and grand plans for vengeance.

Yote... ❤️❤️ By @growlph.greywolf.social

Something to mark up his place. Of @silus.bsky.social and @leythis.bsky.social #art #furry #digitalart #furryart #gay #nsfw #bara #yiff

Inmate Greywolf got out of his cell for a bit at #Furvana this year. Me and @growlph.greywolf.social :)

PSA for prey animals going to Furvana: friendly reminder that there’s a full moon this weekend, so be ready to encounter ravenous werewolves eager to breed. Don’t get caught with your hole unprepared! 🐺🌕 🐺: @dawg-pa.ws 📸: @growlph.greywolf.social

Silence, deerwolf 🤐 🪡: @madefuryou.com

The start of every 80s movie:

One of the cool perks of being unrepentant furry trash is that when you get a random DM from someone with a name like "Susan Johnson" instead of "Yiffles the fox-lion" it's immediately identifiable as a grift and I can spend zero brain cells filtering it out.

Whew, this Summer has been a tad busier than I would like, but at least I've got another reprieve on the way with Megaplex next week! Hope to see a good chunk of you there, I'll be taking it chill cuz' I need the break. #FursuitFriday 📸: @growlph.greywolf.social (Who always captures me so well!)

I know there's been much criticism of War of the Worlds (2025) already, but I don't believe anybody's yet addressed it's most egregious offense. These alien insects that feed off data are supposed to be draining this SD card, but they're clearly not interfacing with the right pins.

caught me sippin 😔 📸 @growlph.greywolf.social 🛥️ @fetchnw.com