there's that bland yet uncanny AI sans serif again!

deeply unserious creature

folks we are firmly in the jason derulo of the year

when you and your friends have a vintage oscilliscope, you gotta make a shitty short scifi film. this video is old enough to drink btw

I think I simply cannot be permitted to put a stainless steel pan entirely in the oven

encounter prototype for a game project

I strongly feel that blogs that have superscript footnote indicators that do not link to the footnotes are performing aesthetics. You are in hypertext's house, act accordingly

meet me at the The Devil Wears Prada 2 In-Flight Map Brand Activation in the next 3 hours and 9 minutes if you want an ass kicking

pleased to announce I am now an actual giraffe

our D&D game has a tradition of giving every session an "episode title", and they have rapidly converged to be as dumb as Rocky and Bullwinkle titles. Today's was "Hair Today, Gorb Tomorrow -or- Pokemon Goo To The Polls"

Mr Orbechev, Stare Down This Ball

guess this joke is too complex for y'all

had only half a slice of pizza and i over 8

jacob elordi is stuck in THE CYLINDER a warner studios film in partnership with m&m’s

Been doing some vegan/gf cooking for friend gatherings recently and I'm enjoying the challenge! Spent a little time messing with oats today- got a decent spreadable/queso-like texture. The holy grail is homemade "Velvegan"

been playing with a set of scripts for "every vote mapping", in which (surprise), every single vote gets a dot. Ran them for latest LA Mayoral Primary data- It's great for "land doesn't vote" arguments as well as avoiding marking any single area as one "color" (or candidate).

Each revival of Chess means there's one less Variation left to be staged Each run got through means one or two Less mistakes remain to be made

for some, the reality of the Vornado product line is the most disappointing it can be

If I get arrested I won't know the phone number of any lawyers but I can trivially get help with a structured settlement, carpet installation, or dubiously donate a car!

sorry I like to cook but I am simply not going to separate eggs

Goodhart Hofstadter and Conway LLP

I'd be curious about someone with the chops doing an analysis of the semi-canonical dogshit AI image "fonts" that the current generation of models produce. are they an average? trained on specific samples? they are very distinct and recognizable as coming from these systems

trying to explain to my cats that the cats at the cat cafe meant nothing to me

farted up a short life update post potch.me/2026/may-the...

you eat with your ass last

HVAC stands for House Vnamerican Activities Commission

when you instruct the chatbot to not be sexy with users call that Robots Rules of Ardor

money's tight 🤝 dark chronomancy "we're going to have make some sacrifices for the time being"

monarch butterflies everywhere today, it's lovely

we should bring web directories back

OLEDs are safest when they are off; But that is not what OLEDs are for.

goofing with image formats, thought it was neat that a gzip-compressed PPM file (literally just a list of RGB triples) meets or beats a PNG file in file size, and a brotli-compressed PPM wins handily! PPM is super easy to generate and parse

ice cream truck passed on my walk, scored a cherry dip. for my health

gussying up a demo of my pixel graphics libraries!

lordt, it's working- layout, typesetting with line wrapping and truncation, and indexed-color buffers rendering to output files. it's over for you hoes

it has been zero days since I tried to write my own pure-js graphics libraries

firing up the loom to make artisanal backyard magnetic core ram

quality game pt 2

It is my deal.

Anyone know a person with strong frontend web dev and product design skills who's looking for work? Row Zero is hiring.

eat umami tambien

who up scintillating they scotoma

quality game

tag yourself

my folks shipped me an undifferentiated garbage bag that was the contents of my lego bin. currently taking a "sifting" pass, gonna share anything particularly odd I find. lots of knex bits, knock off brands etc

seeing a deluge of slop hustle passive income content for replit on tiktok, glad they're as low rent as ever

I said this in a thread but I wanted to say it here- I think Chrome's "Origin Trials" mechanism for trying out new web APIs is pretty flawed. It causes a tail-wags-dog "don't break the web" situation for people who build sites on unproven tech and then don't want to lose it.

current tarpit- porting my lua flexbox-y layout library I wrote for the playdate to JS to use for canvas thumbnail generation DONT LOOK AT ME

starting to suspect removing the barrier of "is this worth the effort" from software development may have some real downsides