My eleven doms follow parliamentary procedure to issue orders I'm still waiting for my chastity relief motion to reach a floor vote

This is kink art

Tragically, I can't read this caption without hearing Where My Heart Will Take Me

Let's fucking go!!!

Someone needs to coin a kokuji for ピザセーバー

Kylie Minoog

It's impossible to truthfully describe something as unremarkable. Performative contradiction.

Ha they will send you an email when their Android client comes out www.germnetwork.com/android-wait...

Trust ass and skate

Grass lawns are the powdered wigs of landscaping

Once Germ gets a web or Android client, it's over for Telegram

Ok... How could AI possibly save you time writing? Don't you have to... write... what you want it to write for you? And then, what is left for it to do?

Always confusing cervid and cervix

I need that part for my job 😫

One day I'll have the confidence to sign emails as Mr. [Lastname] instead of just [Firstname].

Eating ass with a fork and knife

Obsessed with the Firefox brand kit's single photo

Hoody Jorkin would be a beautiful name for a girl.

spongeboy bebob

Any reading recommendations on asexuality, ace experiences, reflections, etc., in furry and kink countercultures?

Received my 7 pm trash out calendar reminder 2 hours -after- my 9 pm rx calendar reminder. What fraction of the speed of light is my calendar app moving with respect to me?

My fursona is not a rabbit btw. It's a coywolf. I just happened to acquire a rabbit fursuit head. It's cosplay not alter ego.

Honestly so jazzed about this fursuit head

What have I done

Sometimes I try to move distant objects with the force of parallax by cocking my head around

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Wavelets encoding wavelets... Text passed through three layers mojibake

@mewmus.bsky.social > a court case regarding werewolf erotica The case was In re Martinez, 216 Cal. App. 4th 1141, 157 Cal. Rptr. 3d 701 (Cal. Ct. App. 2013). The werewolf erotica at issue was The Silver Crown by Mathilde Madden (2010). The court held it was not obscene.

Comparative anatomist expert witness at the Furries v. Subscribestar trials: Your honor, as exhibit A clearly demonstrates, all mammals have "human-like knee orientation." It is only the relative proportions of the limb segments that change.

We have to move to a new messaging platform. One that isn't for-profit.

Cobra Man had achieved, multiple times, the all-bangers album. Think about how rare that is.

💭 I could be a psycho rabbit dom

*flattens two micro toons and rubs them together between my fingers*

In a standing, ventral-ventral mouth-to-mouth kissing embrace, the chakras are coplanar and nearly vertically aligned (subject to height difference), but I don't enjoy it. First, there's oral microbe exposure. Second, the crown chakras overlap creating an interference pattern.

Could really go for some cold, raw fish

Torn between a cheek-fitting fursuit ass with an sph vs a flat toony ass with a black x mark for a hole.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Can we borrow schaffen from German and make it another meaning of shaft?

I want to see an all-dog performance of the Footlight Parade synchronized swimming act

I want this t-shirt

Hans Faffing sounds like a physics effect. The Hans–Faffing Effect.

Let f be an ethically non-monotone function

The universe needs to stop rewarding me for procrastinating

Hate to learn the scholar you wanted to email is dead

Tickled that my streaming service played Laibach's Geburt Einer Nation while I was reading a legal philosophy piece discussing the U.S. constitution.

Think I'm happy with with these drawings to share

Sources which citation manuals don't give me enough guidance to cite deterministically: - Source code in a git repository - Unix-like man page - Standards document Sources well-covered by citation manuals which I have never wanted to cite: - Closed-platform microblog posts - AI-generated text

Every time I edit Wikipedia, I spend the next 30 minutes gloating over my glorious past contributions

esoteric kink hypercube

Space Race (1950s–1960s) Spatial Racial (1970s–1990s) Spacist Racist (2000s–2020s)

stretch marks are hot