Unix is like a third parent to me

Cancelled Spotify. Switched to Qobuz. Sadly they're missing a handful of music that's important to me.

Picking the theme is without question the hardest work of a furry convention.

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Tugs & Mumblers

Don't give in to peer pressure. The only way to avoid sports injuries is not to play.

Jacking off last year

Peen

Intriguing

Why does everyone say this about me

Biig breakfast. I am eating for two now. (myself and my future self)

Critical mnemonics for my exam tomorrow: 1. Cows and bulls change jealousy into joy at the disco. 2. Speed pleasures gerbils, but tryptamine they seldom appreciate.

I watched Zootopia for the first time recently. Yes it's copaganda. It depicts police as virtuous-but-flawed heroes. This is the only frame through which the message, "well-intentioned people can serve a politics that dehumanizes and inflicts mass trauma," could reach a billion-dollar audience.

Indictment-oriented programming

In the United States it's Thanksgiving.

That can't be right

Do squirrel celebrities hide their face from paparazzi with their tail?

The Mazda Bongo Friendee Poontang Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper

Balls

What if human semen was a psychedelic for an alien species the way frog venom is a psychedelic for humans?

My tongue has a medial ring

Unicameral Coyote

Girls just want an Oerlikon 35 mm twin cannon. It's literally that easy.

I never felt like the frog was fully ceded to 4chan Nazis. They want to own the lonely Internet loser identity—but they never have and they never will. Sure Pepe strongly connoted alt right for a decade there, but I always saw others using the image too.

Sign me up.

"Don't go to No Kings you'll get doxxed by the government." Right, along with millions of other people. It's not, like, great data to target people with.

Seeking pleasure before I die. You?

I'm trapped in a humid room. My metal body is incapable of warming. The atmospheric H₂O condenses on my skin, which doesn't rust. It's made of Edelstahl.

LaTeX is a flawless and unimprovable system

Doctors recommend unprotected sex with at least 5 to 10 partners every month to maintain a healthy and diverse genital microbiome.

> a possible role for antisperm antibodies as a marker of receptive anal intercourse Sorry I can't bottom. My work tests for it.

The little N on my driver's license means that if I crash and die, they donate my body to necrophilia

Penetrative sex never actually happens. It only arises when the brain forms memories of intimacy after the fact.

If you have a beautiful penis you can jack off wherever you want

Modifying my Jeep's "RUBICON" decal to read "ᴰUB CON"

How can you trust a software project for which updates do not require the signatures of a board spread across multiple jurisdictions that do not have reciprocal extradition treaties?

I have never once agreed with Roger Ebert's assessment of a movie

Seinfeld Eigenvalue Seigenfeldue

I wouldn't say I do sex work but I do get a lot of free short-term housing out of it.

I'm not gay, I just use gay sex to achieve orgasm.

piss and cum :)

For a graduation gift, my undergrad college gave me horse shit collected by the veterinary science department. In a little vial.

Me: Did you know Wikipedia has an article about the ligma joke? My husband: What's ligma?

you either ligma balls or you lig long enough to see bofa deez nuts

My brain decided that genres of music were called rockforms this morning.

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