The universe needs to stop rewarding me for procrastinating

Hate to learn the scholar you wanted to email is dead

Tickled that my streaming service played Laibach's Geburt Einer Nation while I was reading a legal philosophy piece discussing the U.S. constitution.

Think I'm happy with with these drawings to share

Sources which citation manuals don't give me enough guidance to cite deterministically: - Source code in a git repository - Unix-like man page - Standards document Sources well-covered by citation manuals which I have never wanted to cite: - Closed-platform microblog posts - AI-generated text

Every time I edit Wikipedia, I spend the next 30 minutes gloating over my glorious past contributions

esoteric kink hypercube

Space Race (1950s–1960s) Spatial Racial (1970s–1990s) Spacist Racist (2000s–2020s)

stretch marks are hot

Journalistic style requires an adjective in every noun phrase

T-shirt idea: "subject to repeated mechanical stresses"

The uniquely furry experience of scrolling through Hug stickers to find the one that appropriately reflects the tone of the conversation

Fun fact: peeps represent tobacco beetle (Lasioderma serricorne) pupa.

So what exactly is the difference between a hypervisor of paravirtualized clients and ... a kernel? The hypervisor apportions resources, runs drivers, provides a uniform interface to access hardware. Hypercalls are just system calls. It's all xkcd 2044. Wake up sheeple!

Legalize cocaine already. christ

I’m not paying puppy support I want a doggy dna test he doesn’t even look like me she said she was spayed

Some of you

Rude

Dreamed I was performing improv and it went like this: Me kneeling: I'm begging you. You have to help me get into the school for tall people to fit into short clothes. Partner: No. You'll never pass the entrance exams! Me: That's why I got these pills that make you temporarily shrink.

Xenomorphs are real but they're tiny. Microscopic. And they infest your gums. You have to floss. You have to floss to protect yourself.

Who is the main character of 𝘕𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘖𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺: 𝘐𝘜𝘗𝘈𝘊 𝘙𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 2013?

If Oregon circumcision rates keep dropping it spells the end of my glove patching business

I dreamed of a hen with breasts and how she made peace between mammals and reptiles.

I really hope Google made a backup of its good search engine before launching this new shitty one

Smoking on that shit that makes you wake up in kernel space

Earth has a state problem. They're everywhere. There's no state-free spaces. Not healthy

Still negative for syphilis... I'm never going to relate to those European greats :(

Unlike Spotify and others with biased shuffle algorithms, my streaming service puts the user in control. Simply enter a SQL query for your desired music and press play.

Some words have invisible letters not spelled but they affect alphabetization.

I always get GHB and GmbH confused

Apparently to be social all I need are a 2000 kcal meal, 200 mg caffeine, and 400 mL of 5% beer.

Hooking up in Seattle is a game of rock paper scissors where the choices are fursuit, rubber, or puppy.

Cancelled Spotify. Switched to Qobuz. Sadly they're missing a handful of music that's important to me.

Picking the theme is without question the hardest work of a furry convention.

Web pages Forums File sharing Blogs Chat rooms Wiki Email

Tugs & Mumblers

Don't give in to peer pressure. The only way to avoid sports injuries is not to play.

Why does everyone say this about me

Biig breakfast. I am eating for two now. (myself and my future self)

I watched Zootopia for the first time recently. Yes it's copaganda. It depicts police as virtuous-but-flawed heroes. This is the only frame through which the message, "well-intentioned people can serve a politics that dehumanizes and inflicts mass trauma," could reach a billion-dollar audience.

Indictment-oriented programming

In the United States it's Thanksgiving.

That can't be right

Do squirrel celebrities hide their face from paparazzi with their tail?

The Mazda Bongo Friendee Poontang Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper

What if human semen was a psychedelic for an alien species the way frog venom is a psychedelic for humans?