(snorting, grunting, making those mucusey sounds seals make)

I’m not the best at flirting. Apparently “suck my dick” and “I want to fuck you in the ass” aren’t very smooth.

I already have a fetish for rasterizing vector graphics into aliased bitmaps with limited palettes. But to then reencode those bitmaps as JPEGs, smearing their crisply differentiated pixels into cosine-shaped artifacts—that really gets me off.

When they use a superscript capital T to denote transpose but it's italic 🤢

Ah, the four genders

I moved. The new house has a '70s gas range. What a pleasure, to have an appliance with no computer in it.

Assembling IKEA furniture makes me feel like the 20th century never ended

For breakfast today I ate cold, questionably fresh oatmeal with my fingers. It made me want to puke, but it also have me kink scene inspiration.

Oh piss. I really, really want this. But I'm also a lean 6′4″ sadist dom top. Would it make sense? Would people want to be used and abused by a tall blind piggy? [just commenting, not participating in the promotion to be clear]

yeah man did you hear? the guy casting shadows in plato's allegory of the cave got cancelled for casting problematic shadows. yeah its really fucked up especially given that the shadows cast on the wall of the cave are basically the same thing as real things outside of the cave

I guess I should post the other good photo from that night for—(looks up "cryptic" in a thesaurus) (there's no F entries) (looks up "lurking") (aha)—for Furtive Friday 📸 @growlph.greywolf.social

Conformity to the hyper capitalist normality of what is a physically attractive body, and then broadcasting that with a fursuit head on, is a level of cognitive dissonance and I am not interested in bringing into my life or the community.

Crows are so beautiful

do not. address it

Labial, dental, alveolar, palatal, velar, uvular

Bacne is hot

Furries love adding allospecific accessories to their sonas. Antlers on wolves. Horns on hawks. But nobody wants a wattle...

You put bromine in your pool because you're better than chlorine people. I put astatine in my pool because I'm impervious to radiation. We are not the same.

Furry porn artist don't-describe-your-work-as-self-indulgent challenge: impossible.

I Didn't Come Here for Art by Lynks is the world's most fascist song since One Vision by Queen.

I recently reached my 10,000th day alive.

Are you a fuzzy who gardens? A fur who plants? A beast who botanizes? If so please consider joining my plant chat! t.me/+yGujpYwE65t...

Beavis Christ

My animal brain thinks oils and fats should be denser than water. There's so much more nutrition in them!

Widespread art sin: making the genitals more detailed than the rest of the body.

My eleven doms follow parliamentary procedure to issue orders I'm still waiting for my chastity relief motion to reach a floor vote

This is kink art

Tragically, I can't read this caption without hearing Where My Heart Will Take Me

Someone needs to coin a kokuji for ピザセーバー

Kylie Minoog

It's impossible to truthfully describe something as unremarkable. Performative contradiction.

Ha they will send you an email when their Android client comes out www.germnetwork.com/android-wait...

Trust ass and skate

Grass lawns are the powdered wigs of landscaping

Once Germ gets a web or Android client, it's over for Telegram

Ok... How could AI possibly save you time writing? Don't you have to... write... what you want it to write for you? And then, what is left for it to do?

Always confusing cervid and cervix

I need that part for my job 😫

One day I'll have the confidence to sign emails as Mr. [Lastname] instead of just [Firstname].

Eating ass with a fork and knife

Obsessed with the Firefox brand kit's single photo

Hoody Jorkin would be a beautiful name for a girl.

spongeboy bebob

Any reading recommendations on asexuality, ace experiences, reflections, etc., in furry and kink countercultures?

Received my 7 pm trash out calendar reminder 2 hours -after- my 9 pm rx calendar reminder. What fraction of the speed of light is my calendar app moving with respect to me?

My fursona is not a rabbit btw. It's a coywolf. I just happened to acquire a rabbit fursuit head. It's cosplay not alter ego.

Honestly so jazzed about this fursuit head