The little N on my driver's license means that if I crash and die, they donate my body to necrophilia

Penetrative sex never actually happens. It only arises when the brain forms memories of intimacy after the fact.

If you have a beautiful penis you can jack off wherever you want

Modifying my Jeep's "RUBICON" decal to read "ᴰUB CON"

How can you trust a software project for which updates do not require the signatures of a board spread across multiple jurisdictions that do not have reciprocal extradition treaties?

I have never once agreed with Roger Ebert's assessment of a movie

Seinfeld Eigenvalue Seigenfeldue

I wouldn't say I do sex work but I do get a lot of free short-term housing out of it.

Pee is stored on the balls

I'm not gay, I just use gay sex to achieve orgasm.

piss and cum :)

For a graduation gift, my undergrad college gave me horse shit collected by the veterinary science department. In a little vial.

Me: Did you know Wikipedia has an article about the ligma joke? My husband: What's ligma?

you either ligma balls or you lig long enough to see bofa deez nuts

My brain decided that genres of music were called rockforms this morning.

This head is TINY 🐶 Proof of concept! We wanted to experiment with making an incredibly small and more realistic fursuit head! This fawn doberman is for sale via our telegram channel: t.me/MidnightMkrs #fursuit4sale #furry #furries #fursuit #fursuitmaker

These years will not be remembered for artistic or political success, but there are streams of culture, now underground, that will flow in time into breakthroughs, like rivers feeding a reservoir.

Markos only want one thing and it's disgusting

CW puke One time (and within pre-negotiated boundaries) I held a sub's throat down on my cock so long he puked out around it. Then I mashed his face in the puddle. It was really hot. I want to do it again.

Gradually conditioning myself to eat raw bacon

My mood during furry cons and events in 2025:

> that beat is sick, what're you listening to Marko? > uhhhh...

I just learned that poutine and poontang are different words.

Rur?

I need to post more lewd...

Unlacing my sneakers with your teeth

Want to see furries riff on this design

You just cannot allow your feelings to fill in gaps in available evidence. I'm talking about all the murder, war, detention, forced migration, etc., going on. It makes you vulnerable to manipulation. You cannot allow yourself to believe a fact or story simply because it's easy to believe.

My hole placement was a strategic blunder

I just ate a ribeye and about a dozen large blueberry pancakes for dinner. Go me.

That white horse that Goldfrapp wanted to ride? It's actually not the horse from Revelation 6:2.

Offended that my keyboard suggested 🤮 after I typed "brown rice"

Worried that the urethral worms I picked up in Washington will displace native worms in Oregon waters

My minestrone don't want none

Facial caninization surgery

Two years later I'm still obsessed with the IBM Plex family

I'm happy to take this opportunity to share this awesome pamphlet made by @xerxes.gay If my memory serves these have been distributed since at least well over a decade ago. "Fandom" has always rubbed me the wrong way in relation to furries. The distinction does matter.

I'm a dog

How to find me at Furvana

Wow, this was quite an interesting read, and explains the frequency of "this is not a place of honor" quotes.

The Mazda Bongo Friendee Turbodiesel Pop-Top Camper

These therionic radiation riffs are getting out of hand

I miss typing > /dev/usb/lp0 to print things

Good morning. I'm stinky.

I blow my nose every ten minutes so that adversaries don't know when it's actually runny

On drugs yesterday I sincerely asked whether animal crackers were vegetarian.

Camping is over and we have entered Mosquito Bite Discovery Period