Bro I just took a FAT shit. I’m so ready to take your dick now.

I need to stop being passive/lazy and start bottoming more. Bring back the true balance of my 100% verse self 🙏

I got invited to an Instagram chat for a party at FWA and didn’t know that IG group chats were a thing. I’m a boomer.

its that time of year again! taking two slots for photo comms at FWA in two weeks. DM if interested!!

We gottem boys. Drinks on me this weekend.

*sees a YouTube video about how kiwis are good for your gut for prepping to bottom. Goes out and buys 4 kiwis and forgets about them* anyone wanna.. ya know 😉. Eat some old kiwis with me?

Lily Allen’s West End Girl one woman show/concert was so good 😭

Sunny Saturday on the mall.

Babe, have you seen my cunt lighter? I need to set the world on fire.

Tempted to go to the Demi Lovato concert in a couple days for $20 just to see the opener, Adéla, then leaving.

The back of DC street signs are always filled with the most wonderful stickers 🥰

Did I forget to have a tight harness around my chest? Fuck you.

Casual Sunday post church activities.

One final thrust and member flops out of my petsuit. An unwilling, or curious, neighbor across the way locked eyes with me. Sorry Nancy, I didn’t mean to interrupt The Goldfinch with the Last Judgment… my blinds will remain open.

In a department store with my mom shopping for my nephews birthday. She pulls a bluey shirt off the rack and exclaims “Look it’s you!!!”… I ended up buying it for him…

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a furry in Washington, DC? Come along for the ride and see :D The next DCFM will be April 18th from 2pm-6pm at Pitchers DC. 🎥 @picnic.bsky.social

Fursuiter? More like… FAGSUITER! HA!

I tamed a demon twink tonight (platonically) and now I feel different. I think my dad era is in full force.

Happy #fursuitfriday! Throwback to my first time suit skiing a few weeks ago w/ @urbis.bsky.social and @murrtin.wtf at Copper. Mountain zoomies! 🔥 It was way easier and more fun than I expected. Super easy, barely an inconvenience! Moguls? Never a problem for this dog 📷 @thefoxhole.co

Remember to boop your photographers on the nose to check in on them! 📸: @chilidog.gay

FKA Twigs was BANGIN’

Tap to pay is gay as fuck.

As the extremities fall my faith for nutrients deteriorate. The future is bleak but there are blossoms on the horizon. One day, one minute, one second at a time…

Anyone wanna fursuit in the tornado?

Fursuit Friday America version 🙂

Wanna hit some slopes together? 😎 📸: @bunnyontap.bsky.social

Just got devastating news that the Cava two blocks from where I live is closing down 😭

If Blood Orange comes to your city you need to see them. Best concert I’ve seen in a minute.

Babe, don’t forget your thinking cap before you go to jury duty this morning.

My internet and phone service dropped for 20 minutes today and I thought it was finally happening.

Wait, the new BLACKPINK song is insane.

Croatia meowntains.

One can derive a lot from post con credit card spending patterns. My Friday and Saturday statements are almost identical.

TIME TO FUCK SHIT UP

I’m very exhausted (good thing) from my birthday yesterday. Gonna take a 5 hour nap on this plane and wake up in 🇩🇪 then off to 🇭🇷!

No one wanted any wine from California? 🤔

Do any of my EU friends at NFC want anything from America before we permanently close our borders?

The 69 to snowball combo needs to happen more often in my life 👀

Now I can pay less of bribe when I get pulled over internationally 🥰

I’m hiding in the tundra.

cw: urinating/drugs 🔞 “yeah just draw whatever you want” me: *fursona taking a piss in the bathroom at a gay club while some weasel twinks snort something* comm for martin 🐺

IM GRACEFUL AND SMOOTH AND LANDED THE PERFECT SLIDE

Twitter is so unserious.

runnning into Stumpy in the wild is a dream come true 🐴 @harpertea.bsky.social 🦊 me 🌸 @cucb.bsky.social 🐶 flintdcdog@ on twitter 🐺 @murrtin.wtf

Remember to shake off before you go inside after a snow day!

I wonder if this means my flight will be delayed or maybe cancelled 🤔

OK DAD! I’M READY!

MAL begins 😏

Ok! I’m ready for inspection!

The older I get the more I turn into a wolf 🐺