the squirrels… they have stolen my barley… my family is doomed to a winter of starvation and hardship…

Muzzle Bash - Another Lycanthropolothology wulftownrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/anothe...

Mud Mud (bang bang) //acrylic #lemur #prosimian #UT #Utah

new perfume acquired!!!

he works so hard so i can skeet

I hate people who wear white pants It’s so presumptuous to assume one is going to face the day and not cook food or menstruate or shart or fall in mud or experience any sort of mess one might experience when one is living a fulfilled life….

all I did this weekend was cook elaborate meals and fuck my boyfriends pussy

i plan on being the first person to die of contradictions

Sometimes you’re in the forest, sometimes the forest is in you.

It feels weird to see american fascism in its flop era and a growing cultural socialist optimism after spending all of my 20s in a state of mental anti-american nihilistic jihadism

Ivy wolk needs to be vindicated for her “my pussy could make a rapist retire” tweet that shit was funny as fuck

my theory is that disney purposely sunk the star wars hotel because gen X/old millennial starwars fans are literally fucking insane and the company was concerned about the liability of hosting a large amount of emotionally stunted financially over invested freaks in a inclosed space for 2 days

nobody is doing secondary ID on my beautiful inaturalist observations I’m going to throw up and kill myself

you can either be funny on the Internet, or you can worry about making your family and coworkers slightly uncomfortable…. and I’m tired of not living my authentic self

I wasn’t supposed to be a gay man. I was supposed to be a tall woman with big old tits and a raspy voice.

@ferretluvr420.bsky.social and I’s influence

i need my boyfriend : (

kim petras saw my bedroom in a game show i’m scared

A small bag of glow in the dark candy.. mysteriously appeared by the front door sometime last night..? But we’ve been home 24/7 and would know if someone came by? Plus we live in the literal middle of nowhere..

love making bouquets from the garden for the old women in my life

slimy pussy is more enticing than wet pussy

comrade screwworm

“whipped dairy topping” “frozen dairy dessert” I will fucking kill myself on national television

Utagawa Yoshifuji's "Rabbit Sumo". 1868. Ota memorial Museum of Art

I wish I was in my garden hot boxing my greenhouse

@jematoi.bsky.social hi what’s up!

I hate baker creek heirloom seeds

I find that type of “I can’t listen to mitski because she’s too sad” sentiment to be super boring and cliche and really reductive of mitski’s full body of work

Grand National Park

fishymutt

this is poetry to me

Calochortus coeruleus you are everything…

The Lost

Anyone have any recommendations on marijuana strains that make you horny?

Squirtle and Wartortle are some of my favorite Pokémon, but I strongly dislike Blastoise and his ugly ass random cannons

Fuck yeah

tried to not be judgmental or a hater but noah kahn is legitimately slop from an ass

Charli <3

🙅‍♂️stop and smell the roses🙅‍♂️ ✅ stop and pull the cheat grass ✅

Asclepias cordifolia my beloved

Are you a fuzzy who gardens? A fur who plants? A beast who botanizes? If so please consider joining my plant chat! t.me/+yGujpYwE65t...

my submission for the I LOVE FURRY show put on by @attyboy.bsky.social !!

Do you wanna see my pussy?

Back at the Werewolf Butt-Grab Garden Centre.

Hi. This was the view from my JOB! that I WORK! for a LIVING! as a FORESTER! who is marking PLOT BOUNDARIES!!!

Found morels in a fir dominated forest with snow still on the ground (not normal)

Sorry for not skeeting, some of us have a job