@timban.greywolf.social recently asked an LLM a tech support question forgetting that it was still in gooning mode and it produced the single best thing that I've ever read.

We get to fly in a couple days amid the government shutdown and it makes me miss Canada - when the government can’t agree on a budget the government dissolves and an election happens. We REALLY need that here.

If you watch American Werewolf in Paris at 2x speed, do you get to see a Fast Furrier Transform? 🤔

What kind of person puts a gym right next door to a fried chicken shack? Grrrrr.

The problem with insulated coffee mugs is I want a coffee at 8:30am, but by like 3pm it’s still too hot to drink.

holding babies

Pretty sure “prior auth” is insurance-speak for “Fuck off and die, it’s cheaper for us”

Every time I have to interact with a pharmacy here in WA I’m reminded how much I miss Canada.

Back in my day, digging through ditches and burning through witches were two separate jobs. Union jobs, no less. These days if you want to get slammed in the back of a dragula you have to download some lousy app.

Muting the President's name on Bluesky has made Bluesky almost enjoyable again..

How does Apple’s Time Machine suck so bad? 9 hours to make a differential backup once a day is absurd. Especially when more often than not it fails with network issues.

SMS messages are a hell of spam. I wish I could just disable texting on my phone.

Inmate Greywolf in his element.

Mastodon: when Linux and an HOA have a baby and it grows up to be a social media platform.

Entire Trump Gaza Plan just QR code linking to Nobel Peace Prize nomination site

Dammit I accidentally made @growlph.greywolf.social start talking about Linux and now I gotta install Mastodon again.

What's your sign?

Nine dollars for a 20 oz Pepsi, the Paramount is out of its goddamned mind #Seattle

The worst part of going to any concert in Seattle is that the audience won’t shut the fuck up. Trying to listen to the act over 50 mundane conversations is bullshit. #ShutTheFuckUpAlready

Lovecraft predicted early 2000s music.

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Starting an advocacy group for victims of Big Bad Wolves. @swiftywolf.bsky.social your time will come! @repgraywolf.bsky.social we WILL be making a scene at your parole hearing! @timban.greywolf.social er, I'm actually about to end up in the same prison as him, I'm not saying anything...

Inmate Greywolf got out of his cell for a bit at #Furvana this year. Me and @growlph.greywolf.social :)

My take on the Fenris wolf Was supposed to be a big format speedpaint, but I spent far too much time on it 🫠 Oil on linen

I have caught a goat at #furvana @growlph.greywolf.social

Wolfing up #Furvana with my Alpha @howlwind.greywolf.social

The anti-loitering music at this McDonald’s is obnoxious. Ugh.

Is it bad that I just got to try chambord and my immediate thought is 'Ooooh, it's like delicious NyQuil'?

Do Canadians have to start requests to their voice assistants by saying 'Eh Siri'?

I still need to fill several slots this week to hit my budget goals, so hit me up for commissions and let your friends know! My prices are in the OP and you can use the linked form to order #commsopen

Is this you

What in the ChatGPT fuck is this?

The best part of the developers finally selling the house next door to us is that finally, for the first time since February, the lights have been turned off! It actually gets dark in our house now.

Bellevue Square Mall is the bad place. Ugh.

It'll never be not funny.

Inmate Greywolf is loose on a boat in Seattle! @fetchnw.com

I'm like 75% sure we just saw a near miss in the air above Seattle, those two planes looked hella close.

I Love You, But…

Eat terrible fries? 🤔

It's a lot of work being the top dog in the prison yard! Thanks Tuna, you make me look amazing. And thanks @howlwind.greywolf.social and @growlph.greywolf.social for an amazing birthday surprise!

Halloween shopping and came across this werewolf staring at me like

God dammit Samsung

As our dishwasher continues to malfunction and I stand at the sink washing dishes in hot water with a sponge, I can't help but reminisce about my days in solitary where I didn't have to wash any dishes.. 😅

LOL fuck that. No, it's never time. My right wing family can go to hell.

I was worried when we got this house that it came with Samsung appliances. 5 months and we're already having to pull the pump out of the dishwasher. Grrrr.

On the logo for that new political party, the eagle looks like it has a giant beak open, and nothing could be more appropriate for a party started by a dude who can’t keep his mouth shut.