I remember making this album cover back when Wordle first became a thing. Whatever Pussy Sugar is, I'd listen to it based on this album cover alone.

I’ve been working on an app. It’s been released! Philip, a ledger for recording fuel purchases. Calculates a pile of statistics on your car’s consumption and cost. Designed with care, and without ads, subscriptions, cloud services, analytics or tracking. #iOSApp apps.apple.com/us/app/phili...

I made Philip because I wanted to build something small, beautiful and useful. Philip tracks your vehicle’s fuel economy and your fuel spending, without ads, tracking or subscriptions. $4.99 once and he’s yours to use as long as you’d like. I hope you like him! #ios #app ⛽️ 🦊 apple.co/4nAgcat

Funny how people complaining about 'data center water usage' don't have any problem posting about it on social media, hosted in giant data centers.. these people think Bluesky runs on the founder's laptop or something?

Grrrr dammit Apple review my application already.

I was listening to 'Van Morrison's Greatest Hits' on CD today and realized - I remember 'borrowing' a copy of this from a childhood friend's mom back in 1993. Kept it for like a year. Loved this album as a kid. Ha, I wonder how Susan's doing.

Good GOD Affinity is inapproachable as hell. Spend 45 minutes trying to make it doing its magic.. realize 'wait, Apple's Preview app can do this'... 3 clicks, 10 seconds, done.

That's a good question, Jewel, who WILL save my soul? 🤔

Spotify saying “you were in the top 2% of listeners!” feels weird because it implies a deep commitment to Fred again.. 😂 “You’re a statistical outlier, here’s Fred again..!”

Spotify’s DJ is a reinforcing algorithm. An ouroboros. Monday: ‘Alright, here’s Fred Again, you were into this last week!’ Midweek: ‘You’ve been all over Fred again, he’s kicking us off today!’ Following Monday: “Last week you were in the top 2% of Fred Again listeners, here’s Fred Again!”

You've come this far...

Alexa, play some dance music to have an anxiety attack to.

If my Hyundai goes all the way to lemon law, I guess I could buy another model 3. I’ll just call it an Elontra.

“We tried topping up your battery coolant, but it leaks out as fast as we put it in, we don’t think this car is safe to drive.” the Hyundai saga definitely continues.

The Ioniq 5 saga continues.

Just watched the meat counter at this Fred Meyer reload the seafood counter shrimp from a bag of Kroger brand frozen shrimp. Hmmmmmm. How much of a premium do they charge at the ‘fresh seafood’ counter?

I gotta ask.. hooking up canvas float harnesses, approaching in dinghys, inflatable ‘front porch erections’.. is this seriously the state of the art for this?

Requirement to get the crew unloaded within two hours of splashdown.. still better than Spirit Airlines. #Artemis2

New drinking game: Do a shot every time the narrator says 'erected' #Artemis2

I don’t know about you, but I think anything more than $.75 an ounce is a total rip for speakers.

OK yeah I can still type alright, I guess. :D 127 wpm @ 100%? Not bad. :D

Utterly random but this photo always makes me smile. The couple in the background just.. SENDS ME, every time I look at it. :D This was my first Pride event in Seattle in like.. 2019.

Adding the word 'slop' to my mute list to stop one more source of constant toxicity..

Hey look, it’s the reason half of the fucking state of Washington doesn’t renew their license plates. Fuck me. $920.

I use Claude to count my calories and the personality is great. ‘Honestly whole milk in a cappuccino is the right choice. People who order skim milk cappuccinos are just making themselves sad for no reason. 110 calories.’

Well, looks like I might get my Ioniq back in the next day or two. It’s out on a test drive right now with no fault codes showing. So it’s got a new battery.

It's REALLY annoying that Apple's HomePods don't work nearly as well as they used to - 2-3 second delays between pressing play and hearing audio, skips and dropouts, random complete disconnects.. Grr..

Filling up our loaner car makes me miss my EV so fucking much. $50 of gas for 400 miles or $7 of electricity for 350.. ouch. Never mind this is me driving this gas car like a fucking granny to save fuel.

Woof! Commission this goat - he does amazing work. Just saying :)

LOL I haven't set foot in Target in over a year and I don't plan to start now.

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target. We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

So my Ioniq 5 is in the shop and they say it needs a new battery probably and authorized me a rental car for a MONTH.

“Natural Causes” would be a wild name for a landscaping company just saying

Hey, remember when they all said Kamala Harris would start WW3?

Today.. we embrace the suck. My therapist would be proud.

Yay. I love our Ioniq 5 but god dammit Hyundai. 8000 miles?

Today’s resentment - attending community college in 2019-2020, going to a job fair sponsored by the college and a Microsoft rep telling me ‘lol community college doesn’t count, you’ll need to consider UW.’ So I dropped out. Just Seattle things.

Whoever put the lunch room lights on a 30 second timeout can fuck off.

Seeing the President complaining about his tariffs being shot down saying ‘I can destroy the country I can do whatever I want’ is the Freudian energy I didn’t need tonight lol.

Woof! This could almost be my pack if @growlph.greywolf.social was a wolf not a goat ;) @howlwind.greywolf.social

Apple.. how does Time Machine suck SO FUCKING HARD?

Spotify.. are you okay? 🤔

Oops wrong gloryhole

$9 for a Pepsi. Goddamn. Paramount is still out of their mind. It’s cheaper at the airport. #Seattle

I bet on the next screen they’re gonna try to convince me to try Edge.. You s hould t ry Micr osoft Edg e the ne w brows er desig ned to render w ebpages beauti fully

Just over here doing YET MORE democracy, writing Congress because one of the Congresscritters has proposed yet another stupid law - S.3283 - forcing dual citizens to give up their foreign citizenships or be stripped of their American citizenship. Doubt it goes anywhere, but speaking up anyway..

If we were flying Alaska we could rely on their famous ‘20 minutes or it’s probably at a different baggage carousel’ guarantee #SeaTac

Also the airport security guy here couldn’t fathom that I wear a chain I can’t remove. ‘Oh just put it in the tray!’ I can’t.. ‘Wait what do you mean, you can’t? Just take it off!’ Literally can’t, it’s padlocked, dude.

Canada’s airport security takes itself REALLY seriously. I’ve never heard a TSA officer use the phrase ‘care and custody’ when passing me to a colleague. Dude I’m not in your custody, you work for Paladin Security, lol.