I don't have the words to describe how much it pisses me off to come home to that POS being in my house. I need the fuck out of this...

Seems like the board of peace got really bored of peace pretty quickly.

One of the best parts of the SOTU. Classic.

no one needs therapy like therapists

if dog so worried about being vacuumed up why dog always in front of vacuum

#ToboeTuesday Lookat that snail trail!

Tried to go to an open house today, but when I got there, no one was there, place was locked up, and no one answered the door. I was at least able to see the outside and the area. Kinda gave a highway 99 vibe....

Woot! Just got a couple commissions from @switchbit.co Derpy coug is derpy!

That moment when you've lived in a place for 8 years, and newer roommates keep bringing someone who is not at all welcome in your home.... I don't have a home, at best I have a place I'm staying until I can get out.

May I introduce my new poster: the Kartoon-Sutra! The FUN of LoveMaking ❤️ A silly poster for the toons that are tired of being family friendly. Filled with 20 fun, ACME approved positions and acts, guaranteed to heat things up in the bedroom - both figuratively AND literally!! more info in 🧵

When there is a there there...😮 I guess if it is false, the litigation is already underway. I suspect the litigation that opens up discovery is not forthcoming.

#ToboeTuesday Gently chewing on his new racoon.

Guess who turned 9 years old today!

@cultofthelamb.bsky.social Is cross-save something we might see in the future? I'd love to play on my Ally X!

#ToboeTuesday Tuckered after a long walk.

screm into your friend's mouth

Fang from Primal as a dinowife~ 🦖

Am I supposed to root for this mashed potato faced GLUB just because I live near New England? As opposed to this regal bed destroyer?

People who put police sirens in their music have a special place in hell reserved for them. Same with people that just ear ringing tones as it's fucking music. Ugh.

Without naming your job, tell us something you say over and over again at work. The polling rate it too high.

@grimmycoyote.bsky.social is this you?

PLANK UNTIL FAILURE CHALLENGE (werewolf whimpering ASMR) 🎙️🐺

whose ass????

Is this a protogen fleshlight?

Man, I've been single for so long, IDK what the hell I'd do with a BF. What do they eat? Do they eat? What kind of bedding or nesting material should I be looking into? A kennel? An aquarium? A catio? What kind of mental enrichment do they need? Toys? Puzzle treats? Walkies?

I've been to DC twice. Once at night, and once during the day, both times alone. I sure didn't feel unsafe, or see anything to hint at DC being a dangerous area.

Pregnancy is just slow-burn cum inflation

What war will Trump start this week? Trump will try and come up with another reason to deflect attention from the Trump filled Epstein Files, Trump is all through the Epstein files. Trump is all through the Epstein files. Call them the Trump Files..... the Trump Files.....

America, throw the entire administration in prison.

get it right

The date for the next No Kings Day is set. But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵

Gotta do what I can to make sure my silly car/truck thing is happy and healthy. Pucks getting a new engine!

This is easily the best pillow case in existence.

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/

Yoooo! (1)six seven!

only thing blue line i recognize 🫡

don't actually do this

Can "it" happen already? That 400 dollar bottle of fine French cognac isn't going to drink itself.

While I was away at @furcon.bsky.social my roommate Tucker watched Toboe for me. #ToboeTuesday

they’re always doing the “now hold on my good sir” gesture when faced with the consequences

The absolute accuracy of this.

Man, what's a poom gotta do to have his hole used and abused at con?

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