My mom gave me a bunch of sparkling wine she wasn't going to drink. So now I am very well stocked for when it happens.

No state funeral for Trump. He cannot be allowed to lie in state in the Capitol he sacked. Normalize saying it. Say it now and say it often, so nobody gets the vapors when It Happens. #NoStateFuneralForTrump

.. when it happens.

"Everyone across America and the world will party when It Happens." --Sen. Jon Ossoff

Ossoff is banking on the great silent majority now being people planning their outfits for “when it happens.”

I think i am going to fill a little bag with some confetti, a party noise maker, maybe a mini bottle of whiskey or champagne if that exists. You know just to be prepared for when it happens.

I have a bottle saved ~Dom Pérignon ~for this special occasion when it happens, so I am hoping very soon!!!!

I hope when it happens, that that orange chud croaks live on tv, Joffrey levels suffering, so that I may watch it every year on my birthday. On a loop.

Oh but wouldn't it be nice to have in reserve for the day when It Happens!

Today is not yet that day but when it happens, there will be questions to answer. (Person, woman, man, camera, TV aren't on the quiz by the way.)

When It Happens, I am taking a holiday. I do not care what obligations or work I need to do. When It Happens. I will celebrate all day long and all night long. All night.

I will celebrate not just when It Happens. As each member of this terrible regime inevitably shuffles off this mortal coil, I will celebrate every damn time. I plan to live forever so I can see it all happen. (A bold claim at my age; Elvis and I shared the planet for a few years.)

Some day it’s going to happen. Until then, I wrote this poem… #WhenItHappens

I hope that when it happens he is on stage, gets angry, and explodes like an enormous shit filled pimple. And it's filmed at 1,000 frames per second from multiple angles and sources.

went to a party tonight and the topic of When It Happens came up. one person said they had a bottle of champagne and turns out so did literally everyone else at the party. my god, what a day that will be

This is the version they’ll interrupt the TV broadcasts with when It Happens

I hope when it happens it takes them by surprise and happens live on camera. So there's no hiding it.

And let's *not* be civil and dignified when it happens, pretty please!

The funniest part of when it happens is when Djr tries to take over as dictator and JD personally shoots him

Remember me when it happens, I'll be outside dancing regardless of the weather...

When it happens, the GOP better not try to resurrect him like they did with Timmy Baterman in "Pet Sematary"

Number One song blasting from my balcony when it happens.

You'll know when it happens from all the ringing bells and celebratory gunfire.

When IT happens…he will be.

Do you know where your champagne and snacks are? Do your loved ones know how you’d like to be notified When It Happens?

I'm going to celebrate when It Happens; we'll have a cake in patriotic colors that says "Good Riddance"

I suspect there are gonna be a lot of questions for the doctors declaring Trump in perfect health when "It" happens.

I hope it hurts (him) when it happens though.

My port wine is ready to go when it happens.

Crabs are going to be in so many usernames and bios when it happens.

Gonna make sure I buy a few fireworks 🎆 for when IT happens :3

we could have a bluesky meetup party if it happens! (oh, also When it happens, that’s another thing we could have a bluesky meetup party for)

When it happens, you might not know HOW I know...but there will be very strong signs THAT I know.

I'm not going to feel one iota of empathy for them when it happens.

I'm a busy guy, just let me know when it happens

He's dying and they know it. That's why they're speed-running this term. They have no idea what will happen when it happens. They don't know who will lead the party and they don't think Vance can get it done either. They're worried.

They're gonna have a hard time cancelling the millions of us partying in the streets when IT happens. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...

I bought the AO Adidas shoes. Scheduled wearings: at the game next Saturday, US world cup games, and when It Happens.

Me, when it happens:

Wondering if, when it happens, it will cause a few moments of self reflection of people asking “why are so many happy about this?”

Just sitting here fantasizing about when It Happens.

the city's vibe when it happens i genuinely think its gonna be like v-e day

Friends: Why are you always checking the News headlines? Me: Because I want to be THE FIRST one to post about it when it happens.

when will you be when It Happens? i will be sat at home when bluesky ring 'It is Happen' 'yes' and you???????????

I don’t think there has ever been a more narcissistic, self aggrandizing, arrogant, yet clueless, creepy ass, person in history. Such a whiny bitch. I hate him. Truly capital H Hate him. A revolting human being. Earth will be a much better place when it happens.

Also, he's got to be aware on some level that the whole world will celebrate when it happens

Let him keep pretending. When it happens then they can try to explain it

I’m screenshotting this for when it happens

I'm going to buy myself a special celebration treat when IT happens

Oh, but when it happens, all the joy will be released, like a vaporous slime of joy