larry ellison hires 1,000 surrogate mothers to bear his children. musk hires 10,000.
Keir Starmer renames Labour party to Reformer party.
Europe still doesn't kick putin's ass.
Somehow the democratic party loses the 2026 midterm elections.
maga gives up their guns after El Presidenté tells them
add a skeleton here at some point
about 22 hours ago