Great reminder to keep those pearly whites celebration ready! But, alas, today the answer remains Yes.

Yes. We're going to need another 25 cents.

....... still yes.

He closed the Kennedy Center and famously refuses to exercise. Today it's yes but 👇

A word to our Chinese hosts: He blinks extra long. Don't get too excited. It's still yes.

On this day, the world lost Perry Como (2001) Robert Reed (1992) Lenny Montana (1992) But not that one guy, not on today's date. The answer remains Yes.

The last dentist visit was May 3, 2026. One year = 23 days and 23 days feels like one year. But the answer is still yes.

Can't stop, won't stop. The answer remains Yes.

I'll just have to whisper the yes quietly tonight.

It's still yes.

Yes

No... not *that* day, but I'll let you know.

"The days are long, but the years are short" - Gretchen Rubin Except in this one case. The answer remains Yes.

Today the answer is still yes.

If Palpatine had Order 66 & If midichlorians control the Force, then - In the Star Wars universe, Order 47 could have fateful impacts on everyone who has cholesterol as their blood type. (It's still yes by the way.) #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

Today isn't that day. Let's check back in on the studio window tomorrow.

The song remains the same. Let's meet up again tomorrow, shall we?

The you of the future is really happy and celebrating heavily. The you of today knows the answer is Yes.

Today the answer remains Yes but I did go ahead and buy a rather large bottle of bubbly to have ready for the day that shall come.

Yep

Today the answer remains Yes.

Yes & with skin so thin it only has one side.

That's pretty funny.

The answer is Yes.

Yes, the President is unharmed. We do not condone or wish injury on anyone through political violence.

Today the answer remains Yes.

This photo is making the rounds across social media. I can confirm that the President of the United States is merely sleeping through important meetings, events, & press conferences. He is v̶e̶r̶y̶ m̶u̶c̶h̶ alive a̶n̶d̶ w̶e̶l̶l̶.

For reasons that the universe has not made clear, the answer remains Yes.

But that day isn't today I'm afraid. The answer remains Yes.

I'll let you know. But today? Yes.

The immediate risk for Trump is a "major adverse cardiac event" (MACE). High BMI combined with the stress of the presidency at 79 creates a statistical "cliff" where the probability of a sudden event (stroke/infarction) is approximately 6% to 8% annually, independent of long-term decline. So, yes.

It'll happen. It just hasn't happened yet.

Yes

Yes

Yes.

Yes

Viktor Orbán's Presidency: No But, Trump? Yes.

The universe really should give us this one. Alas, the answer is yes.

Yes but the day is young. 🤞

Yes, but maybe only in the academic sense.

Minocqua Brewing Company in Wisconsin will be serving up free beer all day when it happens. I'll let you know.

I typed the other answer in and just looked at it for a bit. The future looks amazing, friends. So deliciously amazing. But, today...? It's still yes.

Tonight, thousands of innocent men, women, and children are alive. I hope that they enjoy long & fruitful lives in peace. Their abuser on the other hand? Yes, he too is alive but he is an aged, decaying old man whose legacy is marked with chaos & death.

Yes.

Never more than now but... it's still yes.

Rumors are rumoring but none of my little birds are getting out their champagne glasses. I mean, it wouldn't be out of character for him to try to out do Jesus on Easter weekend so keep your chilled things chilled. Our day will come, kids. I'll let you know.

Yes & he's happily misspelling his way through a deadly, unprovoked war that is bringing its costs to our kitchen tables. President Vibes is, today, still pounding diet Cokes & ketchup.

Long live the king, I guess. So, of course, today's answer is yes.

I waited as long as I could. It's still yes.

Yes. 🤮