also not something that's trivial to do, you have to train your gut pretty significantly otherwise you'll just be burping up your expensive maurtens

me again??

hudson news has to be stopped dude

Malinois check

Much discourse about kibble and slop but the world isn’t ready for maurten goop to go mainstream

Would

Film you’ve seen more than 6 times prompt is good, but my answer is basically anything in theaters in 2002-4, though “six times” is probably in aggregate. Probably seen this specific scene 500 times.

Downside of the new Trader Joe’s is a significant uptick in clipboard guys. You’re in Yupville NE, I already donate.

Nike in complete shambles, especially funny after their Walkers Tolerated Boston ad lol

I think it’s completely fine to make fun of them for doing basically this

The burrito:bowl ratio at chipotle has to be 3:1 now right? Need to get them on the low carb tortilla tech.

In light of the Nemik-posting breaking containment I think we should do a group andor rewatch.

We have a critical failure. I repeat a critical failure.

Somewhat inexplicably the blue epoxy shit on the bottom of the reflecting pool is still only like a 20x20’ square. There’s a bunch of guys standing around looking at it.

[Sagely nodding during the book club discussion] are you familiar with the term "Jack Off's Gun?"

where's my parade. pickmes in the uk.

i just want everyone to know i'm ALSO about to go run for two hours

Woah somebody broke 2 hours at London!

thunderbolts snuck by but it's a genuinely enjoyable movie, not even 2025 Marvel Adjusted

Bike sucked run was great truly the world is full of surpriaes

You’ve met me at a very French time in my life

i'm sure i've posted about it before but mean-mileage-between-assassination-attempts driving in the city is about 10 miles. i do virtually all of my biking on a trainer now.

tmz-dc is gonna be net negative on the merits (viz attached) but it is sort of interesting that the regular reporters dont want to ask dumb questions lest they appear to be dumb themselves (well,) and tmz doesn't really care?

Early days imo.

That's right

As the barely willing vp of a coop I think yoda should be given an mq9

The Steelers select Iowa OL Gennings Dunker at No. 96.

i'm pretty sure youtube is second screen at best for most consoooomers of it

Trader Joe's hit: dried mandarin? banger

Love that my mesh network APs provide rock solid signal 200 feet out into the street but if I lose line of sight inside it goes smol bean mode

Dread from it. Run from it. Thermostatic public opinion arrives all the same

If petty theft appeals to you you should run a half marathon. Don’t be weird.

Blizzard and GGG should both ban him for account sharing which is straightforwardly against TOS and one of vanishingly few things you can take away from him that he cares about.

in 2016 we had "Pokémon GO to the polls" in 2026 we have "CS:GO to the polls"

r/personalfinance : I bought this faberge egg and now I’m underwater on it and have some regrets ⬆️ 2.2k

They’re going to continue making shit up and the dumbest 10% of your high school is going to buy it completely and the most important thing we can do is turn them into non-voters.

Literally not exponential but ok smh

Blizzard since tuesday

mom in the brown-on-brown pinstripe adidas suit is crazy

the draft god shit is going to turn me into a redditor dude

second anime guy of the night

i'm excited to see the clash between golden retriever jesus lover linkedin guy and the raiders' like, whole thing

this can be true and also you're gonna want this one back lol

the waymo bike lane thing is inexplicable, i'ts obviously not a technical issue but if they're committed to the 'get riders as close to the door as possible' bit why not park on the sidewalk. go full maryland.

Next Democratic president day one action is cancelling their contracts by fiat. It is a trivially replicated capability, all that sole source justification shit is fake. It is a zero in the world of Claude Code but for these leech ass contracts.

when we were flying to maui we got a tsunami alert. that was a trip. i saw it, maybe even on here, early and then the phones started going crazy.

if they train the emdash thing out of claude/gpt/etc in the future i will be so sad

alysia liu come on down