One ain't getting any credit for kidnapping the weakest and least popular dictator around while glazing on the kinds of Bukele, Kim Jong Un and Putin, the latter even getting a literal red carpet treatment. A kakistocracy can't hope to achieve anything more than easy wins and participation trophies.

A scary thought I hope is just a schizo conspiracy theory: As per Putin's demand, Trump just traded Ukraine for Venezuela.😕

Lest we forget, unlike say Bukele or Putin, Maduro is *very* unpopular in Venezuela. No need to twist your intellect into a pretzel to figure out Trump's intentions; the explanation is *always* the most crude and simple one. This is basic podcaster/influencer mindset.

The world is undoubtedly a better place without the likes of Maduro, so good riddance and fvck him. With that out of the way, getting to him was the easy part. No way Trump and his idiots have a comprehensive plan for what comes after. To them, it was just an easy win for clicks and vibes.

He should be forced to return the FIFA Peace Prize.

Here's a "based" take: bring back the liberal status quo. Openly campaign on it. Shit, radicalize it, even. Sounds bad, but that's the best way of keeping idiots like Trump, RFK Jr., Patel, Bongino, Hegseth et al out of positions of power and avoid the overall "joeroganification" of governments.

You can just tell Jack Smith got a huge dick.

RIP 2025 2025-2025

Peddling this narrative was inevitable, I guess. It was just a matter of time. Also, Andrew Tate's brother being the one peddling it is a bit on the nose🤔

In 1975., the US declassified documents showing a CIA's plot to de-beard Fidel Castro using depilatory chemicals, thus bringing down the Cuban regime. A silly plot worthy of a Monty-Python sketch, I thought. But it was real. And now I see the CIA were on to something. Yikes😬

If the Somali-Americans in Minessotta were doing fraud, they should be investigated and, if found guilty, charged. And an exposé on the matter should be done by actual investigative - legacy media! - journalists, not some dipshit YouTuber set on making racist rage-bait porn for MAGAtards.

In my experience, the best way to help a country succeed is to not invade it.

This post is very offensive to actual "hoes" who's profession is way more honest than being a MAGA influencer.

Only 75%?!?🤔

Only the most committed xenophobes are able to watch a Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin Christmas movie with their kids and still somehow think about how they hate immigrants. But, hey, "Infinity Migrants" is a kick-ass name for a punk/reggaeton band!🎶

A very happy Christmas to all of you radical left lunatics brethren of the Wide Blue Yonder🎄💙

Just for shits and giggles, they should name the next battleship "Obama".

Brought to you by a pathetic train wreck who got worse, along with his nonexistent ratings; a guy who's running on hatred and fumes ~ a dead man walking! America🇺🇸 should "put him to sleep", NOW. It's the *humane* thing to do.

Tate's cope-tweet No. 56 after getting his ass kicked by a gay boxer wearing pink Hello Kitty gloves.

We don’t claim her ☠️😭

I feel like we have plenty more Charlie Kirk jokes to tell. Keep 'em coming.

Turning Point USA was founded in 2012 by Charlie Kirk and Bill Montgomery Two of their major policy pushes were a more prominent gun culture and zero COVID restrictions Bill Montgomery died to the COVID virus Charlie Kirk died to gun violence

The pearlclutching cult known as MAGA will now have to make do with Nicky Minaj's family friendly body of work.

The MyPillow guy will likely be the Republican candidate for governor of Minnesota?!? Lol, OK. 👍

Paragraph 1: OK, true Paragraph 2: I may be overestimating MAGAs brainpower here, but I don't think even they would fall for such obvious BS statement. Kindergarten level weak sauce. Paragraph 3: So, Trump is being treated as an Epstein victim, lol?

Sorry to report that our super-secret #ANTIFA scheme to reelect Bill Clinton utterly failed. It's over. MAGA won. All hail future God Emperor @jd-vance-1.bsky.social!

Maybe it’s my algorithm but I feel like BlueSky is antifa hq and I love it.

Professional vagina-dryer Ben Shapiro pretending to have found politics-Jesus after being part of the problem for about a decade.

Doing some light reading.

There is one thing that I don't agree with @hillaryclinton.bsky.social (and mayhap she changed her mind?). No need for "deprogramming" MAGA folks. Those who fell for it *and* still cling to it are a lost cause anyway. Better focus on the dozens of millions who skipped the 2024 election.

That entire speech was a crude attempt to brute-force the MAGA fever dream into existance.

It's too late for MAGA to rebrand. Right now, getting worse is the only way forward. They are willing to lose people in order to radicalize the few that remain. MAGA is on self-destruct. It will go down with a bang. The question is: how many people will be caught in the blast?

To me, this is what applied populism looks like; a "If I was in charge, I would xxx!" guy who actually *did* get in charge, found himself lost, over his head and faced with his own mediocrity. I hope his puny little world is shattered now. At best, he might find humility, but, y'know.. fuck him.

Well, that's certainly an oversight on his part.

Movies like The Princess Bride, Misery, Stand By Me and Few Good Men are universally beloved. Key word: universally. Meaning, loved by *everyone*. The one who thinks he would score points by mocking the death of Rob Reiner is the real sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome - the 🍊 himself.

Prominent right-wing figures are being very dignified about the death of Rob Reiner, that much is true. But I'll not be extending the same courtesy when this piece of 💩 dies. When it happens, I fully intend to give them a reason to clutch their silly little pearls.

Charlie was so bad at dodging bullets.

They are playing it safe with this one because Markus "Notch" Persson, the creator of Minecraft, promoted QAnon stuff, made transphobic comments and called feminism a "social disease".

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Those children are growing up watching brocasters who are telling them this kind of behavior is "epic" and "based".

I propose the EU🇪🇺 should ban entrance to all 🇺🇸 tourists who don't have, in their social media feeds, at least five posts ridiculing Charlie Kirk in the last three months.

If the last 5 years of your social media history doesn't get ban you from Trump's USA, then we can't be friends 🙅‍♀️💁‍♀️

Don't you worry, my #ANTIFA comrades! They can torture me all they want, but I'll never break and never, ever reveal the location of out HQ to the enemy, on account of me not having a frickin' idea where is located either!

I have ordered economy to accelerate immediately. If economy fails to reach global rates, economy will be arrested and economists will fall out window. Problem solved.

An attempt to put sunglasses at TPUSA's corpse and trying to pass it as alive during the weekend. Reeks of desperation.

An interesting paradox regarding modern racists: even though they learned some 3+ syllable words, they still somehow sound dumber than ever before.

I was always super pro-EU🇪🇺 as fuck, but now... I'm even more so! Thanks, Elon, and fuck you! 🖕

Being European is a great source of pride for me. Europe has a fantastic mix of cultures and a breathtaking geography. We have a history that beats anything else in the world. From Iceland in the north west to Mariupol in the south east we are all Europeans, and we shall defend our great continent.

It was only a matter of time…