Anyway, I hope Bad Bunny will be wearing a dress👗🐇

"After a stroke, he basically became one of us, which is weird, because suffering a stroke should make you worse, right? Strange, indeed!" MAGAtards are utterly hopeless🤦

When he🍊 dies, MAGA won't *accuse* us of celebrating; they'll just be pointing that out.🎆🍾🥳

There seems to be a dispute between MAGAs and sane Americans about if Trump is respected in the rest of the world. Well, I'm from "the rest of the world", and for the last decade, I had the displeasure to meet the following categories of people:🧵

Those who are snowflakes enough to start a civil war over pronouns are too much of a snowflake to last more than five minutes in one.

The Obama era could've - should've! - been the End of (American) History. But, some people got bored of the good life, and decided to be mad about pronouns or something. Fuck that. Bring the elites back. Bring the status quo back. You🇺🇸 had it good.

They're going to put Trump on a new $1 gold coin. But you can only use it to purchase soybeans from American farmers.

Ghost of Yotei sold 1,3 million copies on day one.

One of these Petes got himself a makeup studio in the Pentagon. Not the gay one.🤔

I don't want a political leader to be "relatable" - I want him to be better than me. For example, I would want a president who would feel sympathy for the 🇺🇸farmers, because I currently have 0 (zero) of it.

Everytime I listen to Stephen Miller I think of this one angry nerdy bitter kid I went to high school with who used to have just one line in his AIM profile, the Radiohead lyric: “When I am king, you will be first against the wall”

They didn’t drain the swamp. They sold VIP tickets to it.

Before the 1500% price reduction, there will be a period where drugs will be given for free. It's a process. #MakeMathGreatAgain

It was it.

Those who were disgusted by the "address from the defense (sic!) secretary" are the ones who *shouldn't* quit the military, lest they be replaced by some Fox correspondents and manosphere podcasters. Being disgusted by - cough - *defence* secretary Hegseth's speech is a litmus test.

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

"We are but simple farmers! We love God, hate communism and we want the MAGA Politburo to bail us out whenever the little invisible orange hand of the market fucks us over! What? Oh, sure, we'll vote for him again in 2028. My word, I heard there's a trans dodgeball player in Bumfucksville, Iowa!😱"

Sure. Left wing terrorism is at an all time high, going from 3% of domestic terror fatalities to 4%. Right wing terrorism on the other hand has dipped to an all time low of 95% So technically, yeah.

🇺🇸 White man in the '60s (sees black man): "There goes the neighborhood🤨" 🇺🇸 White man today (sees black man): "He wants to white-genocide me!😱" ... How did 🇺🇸racism got dumber? 🤔

If Christianity is under attack, it’s friendly fire.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Trump strips Puerto Rico of its "American territory" status, figures that's the only way to deport Bad Bunny and @aoc.bsky.social

🚨BREAKING🚨 FBI releases an excerpt from Jacob Sandford's DMs on Discord: "Hey, my trans love! Remember that Trump t-shirt I got? I'll use it to try to trick the FBI, although it probably won't work because Kash Patel is so smart and has such a big dick. Anyway, time to shoot some evil whites."

It gets better: 🍿🍿🍿

To all #ANTIFA members: It was brought to my attention that some of you are disregarding the due process of cleaning up after being done with the ritual of child sacrifice. Please follow protocol. I won't name names, but you know who you are! (fuckin' Gary😠)

🇲🇩 Moldova, you’ve done it again. 
No attempt to sow fear or division could break your resolve. You made your choice clear: 
Europe. Democracy. Freedom. Our door is open. And we will stand with you every step of the way.
 The future is yours.

can’t wait for it!! #superbowl

Good morning 🌞 Moldova did so very good 😊 the ruzzies are fuming 😂 the pro Europeans got 55 seats, very nice 👍 a sigh of relief and proof you can fight the propaganda weapon and beat the ruzzies back.

Fuck. This. Guy. Sideways.

If you're not allowed to call out fascists when they do fascist stuff, well, that's fascism. #ANTIFA

I'm lost. Can anybody tell me where can I find #ANTIFA HQ? Yes, bitch, I've been to Comet Ping Pong pizzeria, but it turns out they don't even have a basement🤔

“Please save us from this war-ravaged hell hole known as Portland. It's full of lesbians and roses. Awful.”

If you live your life in such a way to end up on the #AntifaMostWantedList, you're doing it right😏

I would suggest y'all🇺🇸 stop saying he's🍊 "doing fascist stuff to *distract* from the Epstein files". There is still a non-zero % chance the Epstein files are a nothingburger. You may end up dissapointed. "He's doing fascist stuff and needs to be stopped!" is perfectly fine and sufficient. #ANTIFA

That ammount was the annual budget for USAID, and that one included over a 100 countries. But, sure, bail out a libertarian charlatan so the cryptobro class (Musk vouched for Milei) can save face. Sorry. I overthought this. Milei shits on leftist and liberals. That's it. Is that simple.

Oh, this guy *hates* him🍊😏. Also, he's the one who called for the formation of the "Coalition of the willing" 🇪🇺 in response to 🍊 being a pussy toward Putin. Might be the coolest European leader at the moment😎

The only reason Donald Trump is releasing the Amelia Earhart files is because unlike the Jeffrey Epstein's files her flight logs only show women above the legal age.

Trump's actions and tribal response: Throughout his first administration and his 2025 term, Trump's policies have prompted alarm and litigation from tribes. Examples include: Withdrawing from a tribal agreement to protect salmon.

Credit where credit is due: @jd-vance-1.bsky.social restrained himself from adding transgender surgery and post-birth abortions into the mix. Baby steps.

I see Democrats upped their online game😏

Rogan is the champion of a particular (but, alas, not uncommon) kind of people - the unexceptional ones who are insecure about their own intelligence, and hence blindly defiant toward those who know better. Of course Rogan said he would vote for RFK Jr. They are basically the same person.

Forget about Steve Bannon fucking little girls, Peter Thiel fucking little boys and Elon Musk...well...sitting on a cuck chair and watching, I guess. Don't let those distract you! Release the Amelia Earhart files!

Alternate explanation: he always says things so stupid that people think he's stupid.

All this confirms is the Heggy here would have enthusiastically and joyfully participated in the massacre and still gladly would today. Not that we didn't already know that, but confirmation is nice I guess.

Their place in history was settled a long time ago; they were committing genocide.

The guy who waged an imaginary war against gay frogs - and lost🤔 - got jokes, y'all!

Yeah, that's most likely it.

I am NOT a fan of Hasan Piker, but deporting someone to New Jersey seems like cruel and unusual punishment!

This comes as a bit of a shock, because I recall him being endorsed by Musk itself! This is a stain on his otherwise immaculate political endorsement track record! Apart from AfD🇩🇪, Poilievre🇨🇦, Le Pen🇫🇷, Dutton🇦🇺, McGregor🇮🇪... 🤔 Hey, I'm sure Tommy Robinson🇬🇧 will do well! Oh🤔

Donald Trump falsely claimed that Hepatitis B can only be transmitted through sexual activity and, as a result, children don't need to be vaccinated against it until they're 12 years old. Speaking of sexual activity and 12-year-olds, Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

This is who the "anti-ICE" shooter was - a terminally online lost souls who dripped over the edges of the Internet. Liberals are too busy having sex and enjoying life for this 4chan shit.